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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 15, 2018 12:51:40 GMT -5
Undertaker's desert promo Most bad promos I can get a chuckle out of but this promo is just dull and never ending Someone else would've cut that promo and they get fired or buried, but only Taker would get away with that abortion of a promo.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 15, 2018 12:58:39 GMT -5
I can't remember a Triple H "Terri Schiavo" promo. What was that? March 21, 2005, I think. HHH sets up a chair in the ring, cuts a ridiculously long, boring-ass promo, and mentions something about Terri Schiavo and "pulling the plug".
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 15, 2018 13:01:24 GMT -5
I can't remember a Triple H "Terri Schiavo" promo. What was that? March 21, 2005, I think. HHH sets up a chair in the ring, cuts a ridiculously long, boring-ass promo, and mentions something about Terri Schiavo and "pulling the plug". Wooof. That's...kinda much.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Mar 15, 2018 13:09:01 GMT -5
Not technically WWE, but man, ZSJ beefs it HARD here:
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Mar 15, 2018 13:16:39 GMT -5
That Triple H promo where he said that if you cut a dog's tail off, the dog dies.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Mar 15, 2018 13:56:20 GMT -5
Fixed that right up for you. Good lord, I cannot stand the Rock, especially when a mic is in his hand. He was what he was and had the charisma to pull it off. But he was at his peak in 1998, and then the Hollywood Rock era in 2003. I agree that most if not all incarnations of face Rock = catch phrase Mad Libs.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Mar 15, 2018 13:58:34 GMT -5
Taker's desert storytime has always fascinated me since it's undoubtedly bad, but not because of delivery, just for being utterly random and inappropriate for his character. Like he woke up that morning in the mood to do an 80s Road Warriors Hulk Hoganpromo, and nobody was brave enough to tell him it might not be the best idea. Fixed.
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Post by Woo on Mar 15, 2018 14:29:02 GMT -5
Is this the" Eric Bischoff is a homo"one? If so, gay slur aside, I can't see what's wrong with it. No it's the one Terry calls Foley's kids bastards and Mick's wife a whore to rile him up. What sets Mick off? "Hey Foley.....WWE Sucks." Ah, so it was a tribute to the famous ECW one. Why didn't people like it? Because it was done before?
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 15, 2018 14:35:23 GMT -5
No it's the one Terry calls Foley's kids bastards and Mick's wife a whore to rile him up. What sets Mick off? "Hey Foley.....WWE Sucks." Ah, so it was a tribute to the famous ECW one. Why didn't people like it? Because it was done before? His slow, slurred delivery made him sound like a drunken, brain-damaged slob.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 15, 2018 15:11:10 GMT -5
Ah, so it was a tribute to the famous ECW one. Why didn't people like it? Because it was done before? His slow, slurred delivery made him sound like a drunken, brain-damaged slob. So, Terry Funk then.
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Post by lavelleuk on Mar 15, 2018 15:24:20 GMT -5
Not technically WWE, but man, ZSJ beefs it HARD here: Was that live or something? Or an outtake? I can't think why they'd release that The stereotypical English stuff was more annoying than the random mistakes
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Post by jp49er80 on Mar 15, 2018 15:30:55 GMT -5
It probably pales in comparison to some others here, but does everyone pick the one up I mean if I say "FOUUUUUUURRRRRRR ROPES!"?
Singles push killer.
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Post by Cela on Mar 15, 2018 16:17:20 GMT -5
BASKETBALLS! Don't hold grudges.
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Post by sportatorium on Mar 15, 2018 17:15:04 GMT -5
That Lesnar one is really bad. Especially when you consider that it was the big post-Mania thing. It goes on forever, the first part should be kinda funny, but Johnny Ace making weird faces at him the whole time just leaves Brock threatening him just hanging there awkwardly. By the time Cena comes out & Brock does the “I’m getting a vibration from you & i know why you feel the way you feel” stuff, his scariness has officially left the building. It reminded me of promos we would cut on each other as kids doing wrestling on a trampoline.
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Post by Jobes on Mar 16, 2018 1:46:21 GMT -5
Why has no one mentioned Michael Cole and JR's legendary rap battle at the 2011 Slammys?
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Post by Ryushinku on Mar 16, 2018 3:48:43 GMT -5
I find it hard to believe THAT Ken Patera promo got aired. Not only does Patera mess up every other word but Mean Gene is openly laughing about it on camera. It was part of a very serious storyline too, I'm amazed they didn't order a retake. But he was SOOOO...upset. -ANYTHING Axel said in NXT (ex : "I don't know whether to spank you or breastfeed you!") Oh, Jesus, I'd blanked that one from my memory. A legendarily bad line. Honourable mention for that Dolph Ziggler promo on Pat Patterson where he just kept calling him old. This was a killer too. It was the first big hole blown into the boat that Dolph was great on the mic.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 16, 2018 4:20:13 GMT -5
Some of Randy Orton’s 2004 babyface era promos were awful ..
But it was when he was feuding with Taker for their Wrestlemania 21 match he ended a promo shouting “... dead” . He tried to sound dramatic, but it sounded like he momentarily forget what he was supposed to say then it suddenly came to him.
Yeah I know he was bsck to being a heel then.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 16, 2018 20:08:27 GMT -5
This might be the cringiest Cena promo ever:
Note: from the official WWE channel
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2018 2:33:38 GMT -5
Axel has been mentioned a few times but his worst line for me was when he tried to attack Kaval's name.
"Kaval, what does that even mean? Flute? Look it up I think it means Flute" said with such "yeah this is an awesome burn" tone
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