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Post by Starshine on Mar 18, 2018 22:41:54 GMT -5
This was from TNA, but there was that one where Ric Flair talked about the time he f***ed the prize horse, Zenyatta.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Mar 18, 2018 22:46:35 GMT -5
The time John Morrison cut a promo on Mayonnaise and called her "Hippopotamus breath" I have no idea what this sentence could possibly mean. Why would he talk about mayonnaise? How does mayonnaise have breath? He was talking about Patti Mayonnaise.
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Post by 67 more on Mar 19, 2018 1:53:43 GMT -5
I have no idea what this sentence could possibly mean. Why would he talk about mayonnaise? How does mayonnaise have breath? He was talking about Patti Mayonnaise. Patti needs to find a new girlfriend then if it's leaving her breath smelling like hippopotamus.
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Post by malloc on Apr 20, 2018 13:14:30 GMT -5
Matt Hardy, 2005. All the goodwill he had after being fired then rehired, as well as any chances of being a main eventer, were taken out behind the toolshed when he said the only thing better than ending the career of Edge would be if he died in a car wreck. And even without that line, it still would have been a bad promo. Edge responding with I want you stay and nice safe coz I want to beat you and show you I am better. Was a star making moment and made Hardy look like an even bigger chump then his own promo and I hate Edge
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Post by grungesmurf on Apr 20, 2018 14:39:10 GMT -5
The Usos backstage one after losing to The Dudley’s again. Forgotten lines. Interviewer looks lost and confused probably wanted to laugh. So hilarious.
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 20, 2018 15:01:27 GMT -5
Agreed! It seemed worse when going He came back, but burying guys and talking about monkey penises is not a way to make me watch a match. I don't care what era it is, I have always found him completely annoying. What makes me laugh is that I see the same people bash the Paul Heyman weekly rant turn around and praise the Rock's mic skills. Like, am I really the only one who sees that the Rock has done the same promo since 1997? Finally, it doesn't matter, candy ass, roody poo, millions and millions, smell what's cooking...rinse and repeat. And what makes it even worse is that EVERY SINGLE TIME he tried to make a new phrase catch on, it sank worse than the Hindenburg tied to the Titanic. Popcorn fart, how's your lips, even the whole pie deal came off stupid and forced 99% of the time, and just never caught. He was the absolute definition of a one trick pony. Seems like a nice guy, glad his movie career turned out well, but please keep him the f*** off of my wrestling. I don't think a one trick pony could possibly become one of the biggest names in wrestling, if not the biggest. His catchphrases were incredibly dumb, but he had that ability to capture live audiences like no-one has had. You could list all kinds of wrestlers and they wouldn't be able to do what he did.
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Post by joeiscool on Apr 20, 2018 15:24:44 GMT -5
Donald Trump
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Post by cuppacoffee - slight return on Apr 20, 2018 16:10:01 GMT -5
Not *the* worst, but a worthy footnote:
“Hickory... Dickory... Dock... Rikishi finally talks...”
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Post by Cela on Apr 20, 2018 16:52:03 GMT -5
Any of the 20 minute promos HHH started the show with during evolution. By sheer volume, they became channel flip masters.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Apr 20, 2018 17:07:17 GMT -5
John Morrison
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Apr 20, 2018 18:19:11 GMT -5
This might be the cringiest Cena promo ever: Note: from the official WWE channel You KNOW he, Vince and co. were backstage going over all this and giggling like 10 year olds at a fart. "This is gonna be awesome!"
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