and now we return to your regularly scheduled PONYMANIASEVEN results program
where several losers are being "escorted" by the royal guard to the infamous mirrorpool .....
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>NONONOIDONTWANNAIDONTWANNAIDONTWANNAWAAWAAWAAWAA .....
*however the other one is causing less grief ..... suspiciously less grief .....*
<"THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA>aww just shut up complaining ya big galloper, i was the one having my flipping wing nearly ripped off by that crown stealing scene stealing breakfast for a head! just wait because the cunning plan i have to get back at sunset shimmer on a rainy day .....
*spots the mirrorpool they're about to be thrown in*
<"THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA>
mommy<PRINCESS CELESTIA>now make sure they're actually in, i do not trust these two to fulfill the match stipulation, so i'm here to oversee this important event ..... and then cake!
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>YOUR MAJESTY! Why didn't you buy me off? I can't go in the mirrorpool! I'm too pretty! I'll get clopped!
<PRINCESS CELESTIA>i can ALWAYS change the match stipulation you know!
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>ooh ..... can you make it a "don't throw us in the mirrorpool" match?
<PRINCESS CELESTIA>no
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>a "let's give me a lot of presents" match?
<PRINCESS CELESTIA>no
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>something to do with "sending me out to the big wide equestrian world finding friends to have friendships with and therefore saving everything on countless and contractually obliging times" match?
<PRINCESS CELESTIA>a SHAVE YOU BALD match???
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>
i'll be good*conveniently the hero of PONYMANIASEVEN and some other things, SUNSET SHIMMER, comes into the big scary cave*
<SUNSET SHIMMER>not thrown them in yet princess? let me guess ..... massive amount of complaining? bribery attempt? slight wing problems ..... *she winks at "THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA*
*"THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA shouts something totally not U rated, and therefore will be censored FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYONE, that includes all the kiddies reading this
can't have your delicate wittle ears melt off*
*and now BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD goes completely grovel-ific*
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>OH PLEASE YOUR HIGNESS!!! please please pretty please, i didn't want to have a match against you, it wasn't my idea ..... it was all her fault! *desperate pointing at THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA*
<THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA>i'm so gonna give you a right good winging when we get in this mirrorpool!
<SUNSET SHIMMER>which is NOW!! your highness, may i have the pleasure?
<PRINCESS CELESTIA>i would ask you if you have any last requests, but i have to find out why that new school is ripping everyone off .....
(in Equestrian subtitled)PUT THEM IN!
*in the next few minutes a unbelievable and incredibly expensive (no expense spared apparently), highly detailed shot in 8k 3D, and with some 800 background extras ..... one of the finest action scenes ever filmed in my little pony ..... yeah even better than the movie ..... where both BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD and THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA fight off the evil royal guards, strangle PRINCESS CELESTIA with that big chain she has SALACIOUS SPARKLE on, and peck out the eye of that little git who is annoying ..... oh what's his name it's on the tip of my tongue, oh yeah PETER NEW ..... teehee! all the while THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA fights the bounty hunter and all round bad egg BOBA SHIMM, ending up with CAPTAIN CAELANO accidentally shoving a ruddy big pole into her backpack (probably has some nicked family silverwear and a pirated copy of MY LITTLE PONY THE MOVIE IN IT), therefore she sails into the air and splashes into the mirrorpool where her wittle face is seen sinking down into the depths never to be heard from again and erased from the entire history of equestria WITHOUT COMEBACKS!!!
the final shot is our two heroes freezing PRINCESS CELESTIA in carbonite and throwing it off a cliff, then leaving on the starship USS Enterprise (NCC-1701)*
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*except it wasn't, silly*
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<THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA>WAKE UP YOU TRAGIC HORSE WE'RE ABOUT TO BE THROWN INTO THE MIRRORPOOL!!!
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>oh, that's disappointing .....
? ..... oh i thought that's the cue for us to be thrown in? and were' back on ..... *ahem*
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH etc
<THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA>**** you all
*then they get thrown in*
*then a magical thing happened, out of the mirrorpool comes out two very different griffon and pony, they're actually NICE!*
<THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA>well wasn't that a thing, all that punching and kicking and terrible acting?
<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>it certainly was, there really wasn't a need for such ruffery and tomfoolery ..... ahh your majesty *bows*
<PRINCESS CELESTIA>FINALLY ..... i mean, welcome to Equestria my friends, i hope your stay here will be pleasant and free from problems!
*both THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA and BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD bow again graciously as the two others bow too*
<SUNSET SHIMMER>well that's over, now what?
<PRINCESS CELESTIA>same thing we always do ..... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
*they both giggle like girlies*
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<BAD NEWZ BLUEBLOOD>how long to we have to keep up this unbelievably tedious pretence of being nice???
<THE GRIFFIN ARCHITECT" GILDA>as long as we get away with it, and as long as those gits on the F.A.N. forums don't end us dobbing us in!
*both characters laugh heartily as their very funny plan of fooling everyone is revealed
the final shot is of a ..... *
INCEPTION-TION-TION-TION.....
therefore the WINNER of the match was
and
INCEPTION-TION-TION-TION 
can't have your delicate wittle ears melt off*
? ..... oh i thought that's the cue for us to be thrown in? and were' back on ..... *ahem* AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH etc
