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Post by Larryhausen on Apr 17, 2018 19:31:20 GMT -5
Ikari Warriors. "Where did their hair go?" Kyle makes that whole episode so fantastic with that song. I live in the same area as those guys. If I ever see him perform live I am rewuesting the hell out of Scrotum Guns.
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Post by The Barber on Apr 17, 2018 19:38:20 GMT -5
The Batman games he reviews are my favorite.
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Post by Unocal 76 on Apr 17, 2018 19:42:23 GMT -5
“It's Megazord and Dragonzord playing ping-pong!”
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 17, 2018 19:45:00 GMT -5
The Batman games he reviews are my favorite. is it because...he's Batmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Apr 17, 2018 19:52:31 GMT -5
The entire of Plumber's Don't Wear Ties.
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Post by Paul on Apr 17, 2018 20:15:04 GMT -5
"I mean this game just pukes snot up my ass. It's like, you touch the top of the building, you die. You touch the ceiling, you die. You touch the floor, you die. Too far to the right, you die. Too far to the left, you die. You die, you die, you die. Diediediediediediediediediediediediedie DIE! Oh, God, I can't f***ing stand it." -From the Silver Surfer review.
He's not exaggerating at all. Oof, what a terrible game...
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 17, 2018 20:34:48 GMT -5
I've since gotten over it, but there was a time in my life where I HATED Bugs Bunny. I couldn't stand the character, so seeing Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout AVGN episode where Bugs just gets the shit beaten out of him was a glorious episode.
I also love the Power Glove episode where he lands the plane in Top Gun...and just stares at the Power Glove in complete disbelief.
Probably my most favorite moment is the "Dirty Atari Games" episode. He's playing a game where you're a girl and you go door to door getting sex. He then says "Y'know that's really weird. Could you imagine if you're just sitting around, minding your own business, then all the sudden some naked chick breaks in and starts humping the crap out of you?" He then stares at the door...and nothing happens. Turning away in disgust, he whirls back towards the camera and says "Y'know, that's really not fair, I get Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krugar and...SPIDER-MAN! Bugs Bunny? But no naked chick. f*** this shit." Breaks me up every time. Actually the Atari Porn video is pretty much all gold.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 17, 2018 20:56:09 GMT -5
Pretty much anytime they treated Justin like he actually lived behind the futon. Or when the Nerd flat out didn't know who he was
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 17, 2018 21:17:59 GMT -5
"So is this game good, or does it suck? Well, take a wild f***ing guess!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2018 21:22:11 GMT -5
My absolute favorites are his rant about everything trying to kill Dr. Jekyl in his revisiting of it: "What is Jesus gonna hop down off the cross and start beating him with it?"
And his commercial for Big Rigs Over the Road Racing: "Big MOTHER-f***IN' RIIIIIIGGGGGSSSS! Over the road, under the road, who knows?!"
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Post by Paul on Apr 17, 2018 22:20:53 GMT -5
From his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review:
"April O'Neil says 'You have my support'.... 'Kay...".
Also "You can just... walk over it".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2018 23:23:53 GMT -5
His final reaction to Batman Forever on SNES (especially the incredulous look he gives the controller and how he entangles himself in the controller):
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 17, 2018 23:27:03 GMT -5
The entire of Plumber's Don't Wear Ties. That one was one of my favorites as well. James legit utter confusion throughout the whole experience was hilarious.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 17, 2018 23:42:08 GMT -5
The entire of Plumber's Don't Wear Ties. That one was one of my favorites as well. James legit utter confusion throughout the whole experience was hilarious. "A f***ing chicken mask! An upside down f***ing chicken mask."
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Post by LexExpress on Apr 18, 2018 1:18:29 GMT -5
All of Bible Games, but especially:
"Noah, man. Nobody f***s with him, not even Chuck Norris!"
"Kill all babies... kill all babies?!"
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Apr 18, 2018 2:56:43 GMT -5
The pong console video was interesting, particularly since it was generally out of character.
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Post by Fundertaker on Apr 18, 2018 4:06:05 GMT -5
I have three favorite moments:
1- The very beginning of the Pong consoles video where he's making reactions; 2- In the same video, his reaction to GTA4 3- His rant at the end of the Godzilla episode
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 18, 2018 5:43:26 GMT -5
That one was one of my favorites as well. James legit utter confusion throughout the whole experience was hilarious. "A f***ing chicken mask! An upside down f***ing chicken mask." "What kind of f***ed up game is this?!" "It's not night! It's not f***ing night!" "There are dogs applauding! I didn't even know there were dogs watching." Best AVGN episode ever.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2018 7:05:33 GMT -5
"A f***ing chicken mask! An upside down f***ing chicken mask." "What kind of f***ed up game is this?!" "It's not night! It's not f***ing night!" "There are dogs applauding! I didn't even know there were dogs watching." Best AVGN episode ever. The Chicken Mask reaction is something I still use from time to time to express incredulity...
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Post by Joker on Apr 18, 2018 7:49:36 GMT -5
The episode where he tries to hook up an Atari I think? With lots of wires and eventually trips over, very funny.
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