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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Apr 18, 2018 8:57:17 GMT -5
I also really enjoyed the Mandela effect in the Berenstain bears episode.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Apr 18, 2018 9:25:50 GMT -5
While playing the text adventure "The Count."
Game: What should I do now?
AVGN: Turn left.
Game: Don't know how to "turn" something.
AVGN: Go left.
Game: OK. Now what should I do?
AVGN: Go left again.
Game: Use one or two words only!
AVGN: Oh, okay, I've got two words for you! F*** you!
Game: Don't know how to "f***" something.
AVGN: *facepalms*
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Apr 18, 2018 10:02:37 GMT -5
While playing the text adventure "The Count." Game: What should I do now? AVGN: Turn left. Game: Don't know how to "turn" something. AVGN: Go left. Game: OK. Now what should I do? AVGN: Go left again. Game: Use one or two words only! AVGN: Oh, okay, I've got two words for you! F*** you! Game: Don't know how to "f***" something. AVGN: *facepalms* AVGN: Eat pillow Game: Yuck!
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 18, 2018 10:09:18 GMT -5
The Super Mario Bros. 3 episode was the first one I ever saw way back in 2008, which got me into his stuff right away.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 18, 2018 10:14:27 GMT -5
The Zelda CD-i episodes are pure gold.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 18, 2018 10:22:08 GMT -5
Not Shit Pickle.
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Post by genericusername on Apr 18, 2018 10:30:13 GMT -5
AVGN:don't kill me!
(Jason holds up his NES game)
AVGN:Kill me.
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Post by Paul on Apr 18, 2018 12:52:10 GMT -5
"Anyway, what do you expect of a game based off of Little Red Riding Hood? You're familiar with the story, right? It goes something like this: Once upon a time, there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She liked to jump in the air and whistle out her vagina. She kicked at trees until Big Bird's ball sack would appear. What? That's not the story? Oh, well excuse me, 'cause this isn't Little Red Riding Hood, this is "Little Red Hood!" Yeah! Not to be confused. I don't know. Really, t-the real reason why it's called "Little Red Hood", instead of "Little Red Riding Hood", is... because I have no f***ing idea."
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Apr 18, 2018 13:47:47 GMT -5
I've actually been rewatching AVGN episodes lately, and the rant about the stock market at the end of the Superman review almost had me in tears last night.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Apr 19, 2018 2:23:10 GMT -5
That early TNMT episode is what made me fall in love with him back in the day. Having grown up with the game and sharing the EXACT same frustrations (the water level, the stupid floor gap thing, the suicidal pizzas, etc.) was so relatable. He is so natural in that video - it's peak AVGN: genuine frustration, genuine grievances, creative obscenity swaps (which were all new at the time), and a hilarious subdued anger. Then he just explodes at the end.
"No...it sucks. It sucks ass from a straw."
"You need to have a lot of patience...but how could you have patience when you're in a f***in' hurry?"
"Urgh, you son of a f***."
"What a shitload of f***!"
"These spiked walls come at you like an Indiana Jones booby trap. And some game designer who's laughing their ass off decided to put a pizza down there."
"[referring to the infamous platform gap]...you can just walk over it?"
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Post by adamclark52 on Apr 19, 2018 3:54:05 GMT -5
the Big Rigs episode had me laughing my ass off
He's doing a convention I'm going to in Buffalo next month and I really hope to get a photo with him.
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Post by mysteriousagent0076 on Apr 19, 2018 12:58:30 GMT -5
Beee Seventeeen Baumber...lol! I still watch that Intellivision episode every now and then for this.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Apr 19, 2018 13:19:05 GMT -5
Beee Seventeeen Baumber...lol! I still watch that Intellivision episode every now and then for this. Second time the thread ended with something I was going to mention. (the Bugs Bunny beatdown was the other)
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Post by Paul on Apr 19, 2018 14:07:01 GMT -5
Most of the Sega 32X video (because seeing it brought back so many bad memories for me from when I owned it) but especially this part:
"The Sega CD had its place in history. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a piece of shit, but it had a certain appeal. The 32X is the real deal. It sucks. Oh, God it sucks. You plop it on the top of the Genesis like they're mating. God, I mean, do you think that's enough add-ons? It doesn't even look aesthetically presentable. I mean, it's just like an ugly tumor. I mean did they really need all this bullshit leeching on the Genesis? That poor Genesis is just thinking, "Oh please God, take this shit off me." It's like getting gang raped. Both of its slots are getting f***ed at the same time."
(James connects the 32X to the Genesis and tries to play a game but you can only see the background and none of the characters) "What the f***? I'm playing Invisible Primal Rage! Well, guess what? You need another cable... Is that enough?!"
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Apr 19, 2018 16:47:31 GMT -5
I also had a 32X. He must have not tried out Cosmic Carnage as it was an awesome game during the 30% of the time it did not have lag issues. I'm certain he would have made something of it had he seen that in action.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Apr 19, 2018 17:17:14 GMT -5
(I think) it’s one of the CD-i games (possibly a Bible Games episode) where’s he doing a join the dots puzzle.
(Successfully joins two dots).. “YIPPEE!” (Fails to join two dots).... “WHOOPS!”
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Apr 19, 2018 20:08:53 GMT -5
His fights with Bugs Bunny always crack me up.
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Post by Joker on Apr 20, 2018 4:22:45 GMT -5
The episode where he tries to hook up an Atari I think? With lots of wires and eventually trips over, very funny. The Atari 5200 episode was what I was trying to remember.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 20, 2018 5:07:03 GMT -5
Another one that comes to mind was him singing the Zyuranger theme song in the Power Ranger games episode.
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 20, 2018 11:40:07 GMT -5
I also like the 2008 Christmas Carol two-part episode, the TMNT/Ninja Gaiden/Sonic 2006/Power Rangers videos, and when AVGN reviewed video game cover art.
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