Big Cass is back.

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He made his return by shoving his tits in Bryan's face then staring at a wall.

I couldn't think of a more appropriate way to do it.

[Chiral]

I can't get over that opening shot. Why his tits. Why was he staring blankly into space. Did the cinematographer of No Holds Barred join the Smackdown team?

With Road Dogg booking Cass is 500% more likely to beat AJ for the title than Nakamura.

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..........

I'm not even upset that Cass attacked Bryan because Bryan's so over, I know he'll be fine and I know he's cemented. I'm actually like "eh, ok" because I know this is a tactic to give Cass some heat by attacking the most beloved guy on the roster. The problem is I'm just not mad at it so it looks like a nothing attack. It did nothing for me lmao. Cass would have gotten a bigger reaction outta me by attacking someone like Cesaro (someone who needs a push) than someone like Bryan.

[Macho Pichu]

Its an incredibly weak choice for Bryan's first feud back.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

I don't think Bryan can overcome these odds. Cass is seven feet tall, and ...um...seven feet tall!

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

He's probably gonna be Miz's bodyguard to build that Bryan/Miz feud.

[lionheart21]

Apr 17, 2018 21:04:38 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

He's probably gonna be Miz's bodyguard to build that Bryan/Miz feud.

That's really the only positive I could see from this

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You guys seemed to miss the opening shots point

It was from Bryan's perspective, his size difference to Cass, Cass stared over him condescendingly because he's like two feet taller than Daniel, and therefore thinks he's bigger and stronger than he is.

He then came out and laid Bryan out to make a statement and probably cement him as Miz's Muscle, to me this was a fine way to reintroduce him and give him good heat. And if Bryan can't get a good match out of him, dude is f***ed, he needs to prove himself here.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

His name is not Cass.

Fix the title of this thread or I'm going to scream.

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

Apr 17, 2018 21:04:03 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

I don't think Bryan can overcome these odds. Cass is seven feet tall, and ...um...seven feet tall!

But..you can’t teach that.

YOU CAN’T TEACH THAT!

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Apr 17, 2018 21:06:44 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

You guys seemed to miss the opening shots point

It was from Bryan's perspective, his size difference to Cass, Cass stared over him condescendingly because he's like two feet taller than Daniel, and therefore thinks he's bigger and stronger than he is.

Yeah, I got it, it still looked incredibly goofy and stupid.

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I hope the Enzo chants don't become a weekly thing because say what you wnat about Cass, but it's not his fault Enzo turned out to be either a rapist (the lowest of the low) or just a straight up f***ing idiot.

...I thought there were Enzo chants anyway.

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I love that going all the way back to his team with Enzo the only thing that Cass had going for him is that he’s tall and they beat you over the head with the fact that he’s tall.

Zero reason that he should be anywhere near the top guys.

[Mozenrath]

Probably just a roadblock to keep Bryan from getting satisfaction against Miz yet. That's a job Cass is equipped enough for, but if he doesn't rise to the occasion, I can't see him dealing with the Bryans of the company long.

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Apr 17, 2018 21:08:28 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Apr 17, 2018 21:06:44 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

You guys seemed to miss the opening shots point

It was from Bryan's perspective, his size difference to Cass, Cass stared over him condescendingly because he's like two feet taller than Daniel, and therefore thinks he's bigger and stronger than he is.

Yeah, I got it, it still looked incredibly goofy and stupid.

I thought it was good when he started talking and then did a size check and looked down to Bryan, basically patting his head, the dude really thinks he's great because he's genetically a giant, and that could be a good gimmick against a smart technician like Bryan

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Apr 17, 2018 21:08:22 GMT -5 xxshoyuweeniexx said:

Apr 17, 2018 21:04:03 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

I don't think Bryan can overcome these odds. Cass is seven feet tall, and ...um...seven feet tall!

But..you can’t teach that.

YOU CAN’T TEACH THAT!

I think for legal reasons, we're no longer allow to distinguish what can or can't be taught.

Besides, Big Cass grew to seven feet tall because of human genetics.

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What I love the most is that Queens Finest is back!

...the song, I mean.

[nm]

Lets bring Daniel Bryan back with his history of head injuries and put him against Ol' Cement Shoes Big Ass

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Apr 17, 2018 21:11:43 GMT -5 nm said:

Lets bring Daniel Bryan back with his history of head injuries and put him against Ol' Cement Shoes Big Ass

Cass has never injured someone to my knowledge

He actually got hurt himself during a match with Enzo...

[ayumidah]

Not as dumb as him doing a promo to Big Show's shoulder that one time.