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Post by MrElijah on Apr 24, 2018 14:49:51 GMT -5
We know why it was one night only: Booker gives 2 f***s about the narrative. And that's the thing. No matter how crazy and incoherent he can get at times, we NEED him because he's the only one who can cancel out all of the Bullshit that Cole has to spew. I don't care how they do it, but I want Nash & Booker(as Chet & Snow) or Booker & Stevie for 1 night. And Cole has to try to keep it on the rails/keep a straight face. He will fail at both.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 24, 2018 14:51:09 GMT -5
And that's the thing. No matter how crazy and incoherent he can get at times, we NEED him because he's the only one who can cancel out all of the Bullshit that Cole has to spew. I don't care how they do it, but I want Nash & Booker(as Chet & Snow) or Booker & Stevie for 1 night. And Cole has to try to keep it on the rails/keep a straight face. He will fail at both. Oh lord. Booker and Stevie for one night would be my favorite thing ever.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Apr 24, 2018 15:11:01 GMT -5
We know why it was one night only: Booker gives 2 f***s about the narrative. And that's the thing. No matter how crazy and incoherent he can get at times, we NEED him because he's the only one who can cancel out all of the Bullshit that Cole has to spew. If what Cole speaks is bullshit than I'd hate to see what somebody like Tenay would spew.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 24, 2018 15:13:43 GMT -5
And that's the thing. No matter how crazy and incoherent he can get at times, we NEED him because he's the only one who can cancel out all of the Bullshit that Cole has to spew. If what Cole speaks is bullshit than I'd hate to see what somebody like Tenay would spew. I can't think of Tenay as anything but that He-Man-Woman-Hater gimmick he was doing in WCW for a while.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Apr 24, 2018 15:17:21 GMT -5
Jose is a bitch? No Way lol
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 24, 2018 15:20:49 GMT -5
Booker t straight up said he was just a new Adam Rose. Jose is f***ed. ...I see dead people! Booker killed that kid's career.
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Post by Andy Martin on Apr 24, 2018 16:12:21 GMT -5
Amazing thread title. That conga line was sadder than Grave of the Fireflies. Unlike No Way Jose, Grave Of The Fireflies was GOOD, though.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 17:01:01 GMT -5
It's ok, he's champ on Greg Valentine's SmackDown Live, dude went from being Mr. Irrelvant to beating Brock Lesnar, he'll be fine. I believe it’s Greg Valentine’s *Tueeeeeadays.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 24, 2018 17:11:19 GMT -5
I mean, it’s exactly the same gimmick as Adam Rose. Exactly the same. And he sucked.
Go away, Jose.
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Post by fw91 on Apr 24, 2018 18:08:47 GMT -5
I mean, it’s exactly the same gimmick as Adam Rose. Exactly the same. And he sucked. Go away, Jose. No Way
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 18:29:38 GMT -5
I’m going to imagine that when assigning the NXT call ups to the main rosters it went something like this:
HHH: Vince, we need to put Andrade on Raw, since it’s the flagship show and longest running weekly episodic program in television history.
Vince: I don’t know.....sell me on him.
HHH: Well he’s got good size, a good look, he’s great in the ring, he’s a decent promo, he has a beautiful manager, and he’s Latino. He could be the guy that finally helps us get over huge with the Latino fan base, like Rey Mysterio or Eddie Guerrero did.
Vince: I’m still not convinced. Who else are we deciding on?
HHH: Well there’s No Way Jose. He has hair like Carlito, a conga line, and he’s a dancing machine.
Vince(laughing uncontrollably): No Way Jose? That’s hilarious! Get him to Raw now!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 23:38:04 GMT -5
The first time I saw him I lost all interest. His music, his entrance, his matches, I just don't care at all. So not even his sweet baseball themed finisher could turn you around? I imagine all the people in his conga line are parents of kids who will remember yesterday as the day they stopped watching wrestling. "Betcha thought I looked pretty cool out there huh?" I just watched this: He comes off as a Dollarama version of Disco Inferno. His in-ring skills are adequate, he is putting good effort into his character, but I'm just mostly bored of dancing gimmicks. We just had Fandango, Brodus Clay and Adam Rose only the past few years, and their gimmicks were at least somewhat entertaining if only for a short while. But if the new 2017/2018 fans like the guy (who have never seen the 4 dudes I mentioned), I guess, why not? And yeah, his finisher is semi-cool.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 24, 2018 23:39:13 GMT -5
I'm assuming this is a way for him to suddenly be serious next week instead of just a conga line character That's something he has over a lot of these acts, at least. He actually can do that pretty well, going by some of his NXT feuds. He does have size on his side, and doesn't look like a doofus when he's emoting.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2018 7:40:55 GMT -5
I'm assuming this is a way for him to suddenly be serious next week instead of just a conga line character I'm rooting for the exact opposite. After Corbin beats him up during a conga line, Jose struggles to get up... and resumes his conga like nothing happened. And he loses matches because his urge to conga rivals that of Orton murdering Singh brothers.
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Post by chronocross on Apr 25, 2018 7:51:05 GMT -5
I'm hoping he gets a mean streak, as the whole conga line deal doesn't give me a whole lot of hope for him on Raw, could be wrong though.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2018 21:29:20 GMT -5
He's still a bitch as of today too. These past few weeks he's been coming up against that man Mojo Rawley and each step of the way Mojo's looks better which is insane.
Tonight Mojo had that boy out there looking like he was wrestling in a Glad bag.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 2, 2018 21:35:56 GMT -5
I mean, this is the right spot on the roster for him, this lower card fun babyface act. Nobody was clamouring for anything more than that, and you need those kind of guys on a roster.
Poor guy’s looking out of his depth even on this level, though.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2018 21:36:22 GMT -5
He's still a bitch as of today too. These past few weeks he's been coming up against that man Mojo Rawley and each step of the way Mojo's looks better which is insane. Tonight Mojo had that boy out there looking like he was wrestling in a Glad bag. Never thought I would say this, but I'm happy Mojo kicked somebody's ass.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 3, 2018 0:19:03 GMT -5
He had it coming, going out there looking like Adam Rose Jr.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 3, 2018 0:30:45 GMT -5
Booker killed him day one when he called him a new Adam Rose.
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