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Women’s Extreme Wrestling Volumes 5-8
Volume 5 “Deep Impact”
February 1st, 2003
From Froggy’s Bar and Grill in Dover, Delaware
Commentators: Eric Gargiulo and Jeffery J. James
Eric Gargiulo and Jeffery J. James welcome everyone to the show and promise lots of tits and ass.
Riptide tells Alexis Laree that she doesn’t stand a chance in their ladder match later tonight.
Little Louie is backstage sodomizing some girl, possibly GI Ho.
Candie can’t wait for her Hardcore Bra and Panties Match later tonight.
Referee Isis comes out and dances for the crowd (mostly males). Then another referee named Tara comes out and says the people here paid to see wrestling and not a strip tease. Isis leaves.
Intergender Bra and Thong Match
BJ & King Sleazy vs. Candie & Little Louie
It’s hard for me to put my finger on who was more terrible in this match: the dwarfs or the strippers. This may have been the worst match I’ve seen in my life. Candie was at least somewhat attractive.
Winners: Candie & Little Louie
Stairway to Supremacy Ladder Match
Riptide vs. Alexis Laree
I wasn’t prepared for an actual wrestling match on this show. It was still sloppy as f***. Funny thing about this Ladder Match, there was nothing suspended over the ring. For a match in a bar in front of drunks this wasn’t entirely horrendous. At least for the first time since I started the DVD I wasn’t embarrassed watching it.
Winner: Riptide
Some guy called “Smoke” or something who’s pretending to be the Rock tells Sinnamin that she’s not to show her breasts tonight. That upsets her.
Casey vs. Missy the Schoolgirl
This was so bad. The one girl couldn’t stop laughing. They just fought around the crowd and threw each other into the drunks laps before walking backstage.
If Davey Mae wins he gets five minutes with Sinnamin, if Sinnamin wins she’s allowed to expose her breasts to the crowd
Davey Mae w/Dawn Mae and Papa Mae vs. Sinnamin
Wow, what a stipulation. Lou Thesz must be proud. This was somewhere between the first match and the second match in terms of quality. So it was just “horrible”
Winner: Sinnamin
The announcers discuss how Sinnamin never showed her breasts.
Chick Diesel w/Special Ed vs. American Creme Pie w/Lucky
Wow, this match wouldn’t fly in 2018. Both “managers” were physically disabled and American Creme Pie was making out with dudes in the audience as she made her way to the ring. She was so busy doing that that she didn’t notice Chick Diesel and Special Ed beating up on Lucky.
Winner: no one, no one at all
Dawn Mae w/Papa Mae vs. Persephone
This was horrendous and it wasn’t even the worst match on the show.
Winner: Persephone
For the Womens Extreme Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship
Lady Storm vs. GI Ho (champion)
This was okay once they took it outside the ring and started throwing food at one another. Somehow the pinfall happened outside the ring and even the announcers were confused since it wasn’t a Falls Count Anywhere Match.
Winner: GI Ho
Soundguy and the Smoke attack GI Ho and Isis the referee.
“I Hate Hos” Dover Street Fight Open Challenge
Soundguy & the Smoke vs. Tai “Killer” Weed & Psycho Bitch
This was a five-star Classic compared to the rest of the show. Tai “Killer” Weed was pretty cool.
Winners: Tai “Killer” Weed & Psycho Bitch
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This was some of the trashiest shit I’ve seen in my life. The commentary was hilarious though. They were pointing out all the bad shit going on in the ring and on the screen and didn’t hold back.
Volume 6 “Kickin’ Ass, Ghetto Booty Style”
February 1st, 2003
From Froggy’s Bar and Grill in Dover, Delaware
Commentator: Eric Gargiulo
Tai “Killer” Weed welcomes everyone to the show.
Casey and Crystal are backstage talking about how nice their natural bodies are.
Eric Gargiulo runs down the card for tonight, because that matters.
Riptide is looking forward to her match against Amy Lee tonight.
Kameo is ready for Persephone
Amy Lee promises to rip Riptides ovaries out.
Kameo vs. Persephone
This wasn’t very good. Kameo looked like she has no idea what she was supposed to do.
Winner: Persephone
Tara berates the crowd. Casey comes out and tells her she’s not perfect then hits the worst knee to the midsection I’ve ever seen.
Eric Gargiulo runs down a segment that I think may have been cut off the DVD.
Tara joins the commentary booth but it sounds like they forget to turn her microphone on.
Paddle and “something” Match
Lady Storm w/Commissioner Smoke vs. Missy the Schoolgirl
This match was so good they cut portions of it out. I think Lady Storm is way better than this.
Winner: Schoolgirl Missy
The Soundguy comes out and berates everyone. He yells at the ring girls and they just keep laughing. He then announces that he, the Smoke, Lady Storm and Brittany declare war on hos. BJ comes out to attack but Corporeal Punishment takes her out. She takes a vicious Powerbomb through a table. Some girl who the announcers aren’t even aware of who she is challenges Corporeal Punishment to a match.
Corporeal Punishment w/Soundguy Steve and the Smoke vs. Angela
Whoever Angela is she has potential. I should probably research her and she if ever did anything.
Winner: Corporal Punishment
If Davey Mae wins he gets five minutes with Alexis Laree
Davey Mae w/Papa Mae vs. Alexis Laree
This lasts seconds. Isis screwed the count up so bad.
Winner: Alexis Laree
Simply Luscious comes out and challenges Alexis Laree to a match.
Alexis Laree vs. Simply Luscious
This was okay but the ending was such a botched up mess.
Winner: ...I’m not sure
Kameo is pissed that she had to wrestle a lesbian.
Papa Mae tells GI Ho that Dawn Mae is going to beat her for the belt tonight.
Schoolgirl Missy shows off the wounds from her match.
Amy Lee and Special Ed come out and she rips the crowd. She’s actually really good. But she keeps calling the promotion “GLOW”. Then she calls Lucky out. And then they beat him up until Riptide comes to the rescue.
Amy Lee w/Special Ed vs. Riptide
This was going on fine and actually wasn’t too bad until out of the blue the referee calls it a double disqualification.
Winners: double disqualification
Alexis Laree calls Simply Luscious out for another match.
Lady Storm finds the Smoke backstage with someone else’s shoe.
Amy Lee calls Riptide out for a ladder match.
Tara issues Casey a warning to stay out of her face.
For the Women’s Extreme Wrestling Unified Ladies Championship
Dawn Mae w/Papa Mae and Davey Mae vs. GI Ho (champion)
So I guess the footage they shot for this match got lost because this one was shown from a single fans video camera and had no commentary. They also only showed portions of it then all of a sudden Tai “Killer” Weed came out and attacked the Maes with a chair.
Winner: GI Ho
Afterwards Cristy Kiss does the worlds slowest run in, attacks GI Ho and takes her belt and shirt. Tai “Killer” Weed challenges her to a shaving cream match.
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This show was a bit better at least in terms of wrestling quality. It was still trash but they toned it down quite a bit. Instead of being a 9/10 on the trash meter it was a 7.5/10. The commentary was much better too. If you closed your eyes you’d almost think you were watching actual wrestling.
Volume 7: “As Good As She Gets”
May 1st, 2003
From Froggy’s Bar and Grill in Dover, Delaware
Commentator: Eric Gargiulo
Eric Gargiulo welcomes everyone to the show. Becky Bayless comes out and says she knows how GI Ho got out of the draft. Tara comes out and says she has the best body. The Soundguy comes out and tells her Brittany has the best body. Then he announces that Brittany, Lady Storm and the Smoke are in Iraq eradicating hos. Then Tara calls Annie Social out (who’s gone by a different name the last three shows). Annie Social comes out and says her natural body is way better. Then she starts stripping but Davey and Papa Mae attack her. Barroom Barbie comes to the rescue.
There’s a Battle Royal or something tonight to determine a new Unified champion. I don’t know what happened to GI Ho.
The Mae Family vs. Barroom Barbie
This was torture.
Winner: Barroom Barbie
Davey Mae says that this will be the week he wins a match (he just took the pin in the last match). His father threatens to kick him out of the family if he doesn’t.
Ripcord doesn’t care who she’s in the ring with.
Tai “Killer” Weed is working coat check and she takes some guys weed.
Becky Bayless is backstage spreading rumours.
Ripcord is flipping out backstage when Amy Lee attacks her. The entire roster has to hold them off one another.
Isis comes of and dances for the crowd for way too long.
Persephone w/BT Barnum vs. Psycho Bitch w/Lucky
This was SLOPPY but the two of them were at least competent enough to work around their mistakes.
Winner: Psycho Bitch
Hardcore Handicapped Match
Riptide vs. Two Ring Crew Guys
This was actually a passable, enjoyable hardcore match. Nothing pretty but props to Riptide for giving her all. The ring crew guys were local bums and the good thing about local dudes from Dover, Delaware is that they don’t mind doing something stupid.
Winner: Riptide
Simply Luscious vs. Alexis Laree
I wasn’t paying too much attention to this match.
Winner: Simply Luscious
Pava vs. Mercedes
This was some sort of boyfriend/girlfriend, trainer/trainee match. Pava was at least a semi-competent wrestler.
Winner: Mercedes
Simply Luscious tells Alexis Laree to get some training then come wrestle her.
Ho Madness Battle Royal for the Women’s Extreme Wrestling Unified Women’s Championship (final four meet in a strap match)
Featuring: Alexis Laree, Amy Lee, Annie Social, Barroom Barbie, Cristy Kiss, Davey Mae, Misty the Schoolgirl, Mercedes, Nurse D., Nurse T., Papa Mae, Persephone, Psycho Bitch, Ring Crew Guy 1, Ring Crew Guy 2, Riptide, Simply Luscious, Soundguy Steve and Tai “Killer” Weed
Best thing about a Battle Royal in WEW? You lose by going over the top rope or by losing your top. This was a f***ing mess. People who were allied with people earlier in the show were fighting one another, then they were friends again, then they were fighting again. Riptide was announced and her music played but she never even came out. Dildos were thrown into the ring. And the Strap Match stipulation at the end was completely ignored.
Winner: Amy Lee (new Women’s Extreme Wrestling Unified Women Champion)
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This episode was on par with the previous one and was possibly even more “serious”. Aside from the first match everyone was at least trying to wrestle.
Volume 8 “Hot Booties Get Kicked”
May 1st, 2003
From Froggy’s Bar and Grill in Dover, Delaware
Commentators: Becky Bayless and Pussy Willow/Barroom Barbie
Mercedes plans on kicking Persephone’s ass.
Special Ed says that Persephone is going to kick Mercedes ass. Persephone has no idea who Mercedes even is.
Simply Luscious is ready for Navaho.
Baby Phat is ready for Davey Mae.
Annie Social is ready for a fight.
Candie is back! Tara gives her some baby powder and tells her she’s the person who can put Annie in her place. The plan for the baby powder is to put it in her cleavage or something.
The Maes plan on reigning supreme.
An affirmative male referee rubs himself.
Psycho Bitch screams at the camera.
Navaho stomps on a pizza box and plans on doing the same to Simply Luscious.
Simply Luscious gives her bag to Lucky and tells him to rub her neck.
Amy Lee screams into the camera. She plans on stuffing Tai “Killer” Weed straight up the ass...
[all that took eight minutes to get through]
Candie vs. Angela
This was terrible but the commentary was a million times worse. The plan ended up being powder that went into referee Tara’s face and caused her to count the wrong wrestler as the winner.
Winner: Angela
The Smoke...oh who the f*** cares at this point?
Tai “Killer Weed” screams into the camera.
The Smoke introduces Gorgeous George to the WEW viewers.
Isis comes out and does her dance for the crowd.
Persephone w/Timothy something vs. Mercedes
This was awesome. First Persephone fell off the ropes then they cut out some parts. All of a sudden Simply Luscious was chasing Timothy out of the ring and Persephone had Mercedes in a Sleeperhold, which ended the match.
Winner: Persephone
Davey Mae w/Papa Mae and Sparky vs. Baby Phat
They actually did some chain wrestling in this match. No, I’m not joking. For some reason the Smoke came out and Rock Bottomed Davey Mae.
Winner: Baby Phat
Simply Luscious brings out the affirmative male referee, who I think she calls “Ketchup” or “Chee-Chee”. The Dover crowd loves him.
Simply Luscious vs. Navaho
I’m sure Shawn Michaels was proud that one of his students (Simply Luscious) was in this match. This was at least wrestling.
Winner: Simply Luscious
Persephone and Timothy attack Simply Luscious.
Psycho Bitch vs. Two Ring Crew Guys
I don’t know what the f*** was going on here. There was more stuff cut out and all of a sudden the referee was laid-out and the Smoke was out there attending to her.
Winner: Psycho Bitch
Persephone & Special Ed vs. Simply Luscious & Lucky
I’m not sure if this was a Tag Team match or not. But Lucky was wearing a lobster bib as a cape. That’s all that matters.
Winners: Simply Luscious & Lucky
The Smoke is in the ring screaming at people.
The Smoke vs. Annie Social
...this...(sigh)
Winner: Annie Social
For the Womens Extreme Wrestling World Championship
Amy Lee (champion) vs. Tai “Killer” Weed
This was actual wrestling. I couldn’t believe it. And it lasted longer than three minutes. I was enjoying it until the Smoke came out (again) with Soundguy Steve and put Tai “Killer” Weed through a table very viciously.
Winner: Amy Lee
Afterwards the Mae Family comes to Tai “Killer” Weeds rescue.
Amy Lee joins the commentary booth.
First person to lose their dress loses
Pussy Willow w/? vs. Gorgeous George w/the Smoke
...this was...this...this...my god, this...
Winner: Gorgeous George
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This was f***ing horrendous. I have no idea what was happening most of the time. I have no idea who was a heel or who was a face. The Smoke was laying out people who I thought were heels then he was laying out people who I thought were faces. What a f***ing mess. The commentary on this volume was so bad. I know they were in character but it was like listening to two strippers who had never seen wrestling in their lives call wrestling. The best parts where when they were talking to people not part of the match about cues and match changes and they didn’t bother cutting it out.
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Overall this is bar none the worst wrestling DVD I’ve ever owned. There were a few competent matches scattered over the four shows but the bad outweighed the good ten to one. I don’t think continuity mattered but between shows everything changed. The Smoke was commissioner, then he wasn’t. They kept talking about people who never ended up showing up. Peoples names kept changing between shows…sometimes during shows. Even the main belt changed names between shows. And I don't think any of the girls on the front covers are even in the shows. I know that's GI Ho at the bottom on the main cover and I think that's Gorgeous George in the background. I'm pretty sure Tai "Killer" Weed is on the one cover with a yellow shirt and I think Candie may be on the cover of the last one. I have no idea who the rest of these girls are.
Anything with Riptide, Simply Luscious or Amy Lee in it was entertaining. Amy Lee was very entertaining when she’d come out before her matches and insult the people in the audience. Tai “Killer” Weed was okay. I felt bad for people like Riptide (who was known as “Prodigette” in ECW), Alexis Laree (who’s now known as Mickie James) and Simply Luscious who were actual wrestlers probably asking themselves why there were on these shows.
But I loved watching this. It was so bad it was good. I got it when I bought something like thirty DVDs off a friend for one hundred dollars so I don’t feel ripped off paying three dollars for this.
The shows were around eighty-five minutes each and aired on pay per view in the early-2000’s. I know the internet was different back then but I don’t know who’d order this crap. Hopefully it was something that cost less than $9.99 a show. But I’d question anyone paying anything more than what I paid for it.
