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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 7, 2018 3:35:14 GMT -5
G double O double N double E GONE
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jun 7, 2018 7:59:42 GMT -5
So..Enzo's gonna have his first concert at a strip Club in NYC. Yeah, because many people go to strip clubs for the music, or what Enzo is trying to pass off as music.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Jun 7, 2018 12:10:13 GMT -5
So..Enzo's gonna have his first concert at a strip Club in NYC. Yeah, because many people go to strip clubs for the music, or what Enzo is trying to pass off as music. I go for the articles.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2018 14:58:59 GMT -5
So..Enzo's gonna have his first concert at a strip Club in NYC. Yeah, because many people go to strip clubs for the music, or what Enzo is trying to pass off as music. “Someone get these naked women and their private parts out of my face, I’m here to see Real1”
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 7, 2018 16:26:54 GMT -5
Wait Enzo is performing on a Strip Club? Despite paying the stripper on quarters?
Man I don't go to a strip club for live music what the f***
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jun 7, 2018 19:08:12 GMT -5
At least there's no consensual penis. *shrug*
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 7, 2018 19:55:29 GMT -5
At least there's no consensual penis. *shrug* Enzo, if he was Mike Shinoda (after letting Brock Lesnar punch him in the head 300 times in one night).
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2018 20:14:50 GMT -5
Enzo is.......not good.
I think that he managed to work just about every rap cliche ever into the 2 minutes of that video that I made it through.
This one isn’t funny bad, it’s just bad bad.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 7, 2018 20:22:35 GMT -5
Stole half a line from Eminem there. Ok. Touched on WWE not wishing him well in his future endeavors.
He has the emotion there and you can tell he has a lot he wants to get out of his system, but man this dude needs some help focusing and streamlining him a bit.
Videos are well shot, so there's that at least.
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Post by Reflecto on Jun 7, 2018 20:42:32 GMT -5
Enzo is.......not good. I think that he managed to work just about every rap cliche ever into the 2 minutes of that video that I made it through. This one isn’t funny bad, it’s just bad bad. At the very least, this was at least an improvement from the last song, which is...kind of a plus. He's still not GOOD, but at least on this one he was able to enunciate just enough so you could tell what he was saying, and he came...slightly closer to staying on the beat. If he keeps this up, by the time his second or third album comes up, he might even reach the bare minimum standards of 'being a rapper'. So...there's that I suppose.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jun 7, 2018 20:43:39 GMT -5
"Money can't buy happiness. I hope I day angry as f***."
Eyyyy...
Not as immediately amazing as the first one was but I don't hate it.
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Post by fw91 on Jun 7, 2018 20:50:32 GMT -5
Can WWE resign him just so he can stop with this shit?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2018 20:56:45 GMT -5
At least there's no consensual penis. *shrug* This dude actually said, "You aren't yourself when you're hungry, have a snickers." lmao In all seriousness, the video is beautifully shot and the song itself, while still not good, is an improvement
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 7, 2018 20:56:58 GMT -5
Ya'll ain't down until you get a Real1 tattoo
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2018 21:15:42 GMT -5
Enzo's latest song is better than his previous one. It's not great but it's definitely better.
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Post by DSR on Jun 7, 2018 21:19:15 GMT -5
I got about a minute in on the new one and had to pause. Dude just rhymed dishonor with honor. Does that even count?
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 7, 2018 21:20:06 GMT -5
All I'm gonna say is that I'd never be able to even reach Enzo's level, and he's a lot whiter than I am.
That said, this is still shit.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jun 7, 2018 21:51:55 GMT -5
You don't know how badly I want Real1 and Stitches to do a collab about banging strippers and doing loads of blow.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Jun 7, 2018 21:52:05 GMT -5
Dude, you've got 10 fingers. Use them. I knew angry suburban white kids when I was 14 who didn't flip the bird that much.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 7, 2018 21:56:31 GMT -5
You don't know how badly I want Real1 and Stitches to do a collab about banging strippers and doing loads of blow. We got Chris Masters in the sombrero. This is FAN's next calling.
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