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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 28, 2018 19:00:04 GMT -5
Why this dude rap like B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted?
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on May 28, 2018 19:00:12 GMT -5
I wish Curt Hennig was still alive.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 19:03:37 GMT -5
They're killing this man on social media omfg.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on May 28, 2018 19:25:36 GMT -5
I was really telling myself it couldn’t be that bad and then I pressed play. Wow.
Incredibly awful in a way that kinda makes me sad.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 19:28:05 GMT -5
They're killing this man on social media omfg. Look for the inevitable “f*** the haters, I have mad money and fame” tweet from Enzo anytime now.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 19:31:39 GMT -5
They're killing this man on social media omfg. Look for the inevitable “f*** the haters, I have mad money and fame” tweet from Enzo anytime now. I wouldn't doubt it. I watched some Simon Grimm shoot the other day and he said Enzo absolutely buys into his own bullshit.
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Post by chazraps on May 28, 2018 19:31:54 GMT -5
I made it to 2:11. Without hyperbole this is the single worst attempt a wrestler has ever made at rapping. i'm not exaggerating that this is sub-Wrestlerock Rumble level. There's no flow, he's not even slightly on beat, the vocals are punched in to attempt to align him instead of just doing a better take, the lyrics are corny similes lifted from mid-century friars club roast joke books, the voice he's doing is wholly unappealing - this is just the absolute gnat shit worst. And I say this as the guy who chronicled the entire history of hip-hop and wrestling for Complex - www.complex.com/music/2014/11/guide-rap-wrestling/Listen, I'll click that link at a later date, but I NEEEEED a side-by-side comparison between this and Randy Savage's Hogan diss track. Help me, chazraps, you're my only hope! So, the thing with Savage and not just the "Be A Man" single but the 'Be A Man' album as a whole is that Savage knew enough to actually profusely study rap music before attempting it. The same dutiful attention to detail he brought to his matches, he brought to the mic. He worked with a capable in-house production team in Florida and took direction on the project incredibly well. As silly as the idea on paper of Savage making a Hulk Hogan diss in rap form, and the occasional silly "kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap" line, Savage's "Be A Man" is - at the very, very least - a sonically sound rap song with more-than-passable flow and delivery. Revisiting it now that the shock of the "RANDY SAVAGE IS RAPPING?!" has somewhat worn off over the past 15 years, it's light years better than you remember. Enzo doesn't even make it clear when one rhyme ends and another begins. With Savage you can tell "this is the set-up," "this is the word on the last beat of the measure/bar that he's intending to rhyme" and "here's the following line that ends with a word rhyming in the same place as its predecessor. Enzo's are shoved like sardines into a can three sizes too small. I'm not exaggerating in any of this. I work in hip-hop radio, I hear dozens of new songs a week, many from aspiring teenage - even pre-teen - rappers rhyming into their phone, and they at least get how a rap song, or a rhyme itself, is structured. Like, has Enzo even ever had a Dr. Seuss book read to him? When the Enzo Hot 97 freestyle surfaced last year, he sounded like he was at the same ground floor place every rapper inevitably starts at - myself included - but these are usually reserved for our bedrooms or bathrooms or private home recordings before we do them in public. Somehow Enzo has even regressed from that. He's gone from the ground floor into the basement. Considering not just the money, but the man-hours something like his "Real1 - Phoenix" video took, it's just baffling it exists. The number of people who had to be complicit in its creation without saying a word is stunning, and I hope they're all tried for war crimes. ALL THIS IN MIND - revisit Enzo's WWE theme "Sawft is a Sin." While catchy (and clearly a product of professionals like CFO$) it used to bother me that at no point was it re-recorded for Enzo lyrics to be naturally on beat instead of audibly chopped together from some heavily-edited vocal takes. It must have taken hours, possibly days of work to make that track passable. And that song is kilometers better than any and every piece of rapping we've heard from Enzo since. So, to get to the original point, Randy Savage was a superior rapper in any and all ways you can measure an MC's quality.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 19:42:18 GMT -5
His accuser is going to release a response track, isn't she? This world is so f***ing insane.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on May 28, 2018 19:46:48 GMT -5
No mention of the Big Bossman homage?
This whole thing is darkly hilarious in just how bad it is (on multiple levels)
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 28, 2018 19:49:34 GMT -5
I'm no legal or rap expert but using this as a way to announce he's suing her for defamation and saying he's gonna get her wages garnished is a little... odd seeming.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on May 28, 2018 19:50:23 GMT -5
Listen, I'll click that link at a later date, but I NEEEEED a side-by-side comparison between this and Randy Savage's Hogan diss track. Help me, chazraps, you're my only hope! So, the thing with Savage and not just the "Be A Man" single but the 'Be A Man' album as a whole is that Savage knew enough to actually profusely study rap music before attempting it. The same dutiful attention to detail he brought to his matches, he brought to the mic. He worked with a capable in-house production team in Florida and took direction on the project incredibly well. As silly as the idea on paper of Savage making a Hulk Hogan diss in rap form, and the occasional silly "kick you in the butt and wash your mouth out with soap" line, Savage's "Be A Man" is - at the very, very least - a sonically sound rap song with more-than-passable flow and delivery. Revisiting it now that the shock of the "RANDY SAVAGE IS RAPPING?!" has somewhat worn off over the past 15 years, it's light years better than you remember. Enzo doesn't even make it clear when one rhyme ends and another begins. With Savage you can tell "this is the set-up," "this is the word on the last beat of the measure/bar that he's intending to rhyme" and "here's the following line that ends with a word rhyming in the same place as its predecessor. Enzo's are shoved like sardines into a can three sizes too small. I'm not exaggerating in any of this. I work in hip-hop radio, I hear dozens of new songs a week, many from aspiring teenage - even pre-teen - rappers rhyming into their phone, and they at least get how a rap song, or a rhyme itself, is structured. Like, has Enzo even ever had a Dr. Seuss book read to him? When the Enzo Hot 97 freestyle surfaced last year, he sounded like he was at the same ground floor place every rapper inevitably starts at - myself included - but these are usually reserved for our bedrooms or bathrooms or private home recordings before we do them in public. Somehow Enzo has even regressed from that. He's gone from the ground floor into the basement. Considering not just the money, but the man-hours something like his "Real1 - Phoenix" video took, it's just baffling it exists. The number of people who had to be complicit in its creation without saying a word is stunning, and I hope they're all tried for war crimes. ALL THIS IN MIND - revisit Enzo's WWE theme "Sawft is a Sin." While catchy (and clearly a product of professionals like CFO$) it used to bother me that at no point was it re-recorded for Enzo lyrics to be naturally on beat instead of audibly chopped together from some heavily-edited vocal takes. It must have taken hours, possibly days of work to make that track passable. And that song is kilometers better than any and every piece of rapping we've heard from Enzo since. So, to get to the original point, Randy Savage was a superior rapper in any and all ways you can measure an MC's quality. I wish I could like this more than once.
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Post by jagilki on May 28, 2018 19:53:09 GMT -5
Good god, this was shit.
I mean, I'm not a rap Fan. I don't hate it, I just don't know the ins and outs of what "good" rap is s. "bad" rap.
But this is just shit no matter what genre it is.
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Post by chazraps on May 28, 2018 19:53:10 GMT -5
By the way, for comparison, there's been two rap albums released since January 2000 that are worse than anything else I've heard even remotely near the genre.
One of them is Fieldy's Dreams, the rap album from KoRN bassist Fieldy.
He suffers from all of the same problems as Enzo. It's the same sort of "people who have absolutely no idea how to make a rap record making a rap record." If Enzo releases a full-length project, I'm certain it will be third.
Here's Fieldy:
(language warning) (clinical level of wackness warning)
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on May 28, 2018 19:57:07 GMT -5
This was bad but then Enzo said--and re-said later--the words "Gripping my consensual penis" and it took this from the realms of bad rap video to new heights. Hip-hop really isn't my world, but everything about this has all the same hallmarks of a bad movie that's clearly a vanity project from its director/writer/producer/star that casts him as the ultimate megabadass who this cruel world just doesn't understand. His complete lack of ability in what he's doing, the "I'm going to live out my triumph over this thing that happened through my art in the most blunt way imaginable". It's all there.
And in a special note that whole ones of you will get; this video serves to help prop up the Black Tanktop Theory.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on May 28, 2018 19:58:32 GMT -5
"HE CALLS THAT THE CONSENSUAL PENIS!"
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 28, 2018 19:58:54 GMT -5
Ok i sat through five minutes of that bullshit. It's worse than trap Lil Pump or Tekachi bullshit, with minimal views and a lot of dislikes.
"Bitch I'm reincarnated? Entertainments free agent?"
Enzo Amore, or now known as Real1, didn't even got invited to the food network when he was fired earlier this year. Not even a cameo in wild n out of whatever the f*** whack rappers go, like love and hip hop.
Real1 is making fun of us iwc geeks who gave him the platform to make money that he lost filming this abortion.
Real1 doesn't have a message, he insults the marks but gives props to his fans, that without wrestling I don't think exist anymore. He also gives an edgy middle finger to the metoo movement and his accuser, despite the fact that the police never claimed that she was lying, but that there wasn't enough evidence at the time, that means she still can file a civil lawsuit.
Real1's flow is garbage and his bars are amateur, when he's stuck in a verse he just grabs his nuts.
Well at least he'll soon fade away from relevance.
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Post by Perd on May 28, 2018 20:01:01 GMT -5
Enzo can’t even be called a rapper. There needs to be a new term for him. Something like “rap-ist”...wait.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 20:03:53 GMT -5
So, when is he going to whine about not having "the Magic Bullet"?
That's the path bad rappers always seem to take, like getting shot or something will magically make him a superstar.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 28, 2018 20:04:52 GMT -5
I never thought I said this but Enzo is worse than Benzino
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 28, 2018 20:05:27 GMT -5
f*** if he's worse than Kevin Federline.
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