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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jun 30, 2018 11:01:56 GMT -5
And I mean The Rock, not Dwayne Johnson. He stays in character the whole time. Just the two of you in a small boat on your local lake with a couple rods, some bait, and a cooler of drinks and sandwiches.
If that opportunity arose... would you take it?
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jun 30, 2018 11:18:50 GMT -5
The Rock: What kind of bait are you using?
Me: Well it's an au...
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF BAIT YOU'RE USING BECAUSE THE ROCK IS GONNA OUTFISH YOUR CANDY ASS ALL ACROSS THIS POND AND BACK YOU JABRONI!
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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 30, 2018 11:19:11 GMT -5
Only if we can go fishing for that IC title..
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jun 30, 2018 11:20:05 GMT -5
It would probably be a terrible event; I'd avoid it. The Rock, the character, is a self-absorbed jerk.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 30, 2018 11:33:47 GMT -5
We would argue, fight and bitch at each other.
We wouldn’t catch a single fish. I would call him out for being rude and unpleasant, he’d call me a popcorn fart jabroni. This would de-evolve into me screaming at him to “f*** off!” I snap my rod. He kicks my tackle box out the boat into the lake.
There’s a tussle. We both fall into the water.
On the drive back, we’re not even speaking. We mutually agree that we will never attempt anything like this again.
....nah, I’ll pass.
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Post by Jiren on Jun 30, 2018 11:58:53 GMT -5
No cause he's a twat
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 30, 2018 12:13:47 GMT -5
Rock's the kind of guy that would catch a world record on his second cast
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 30, 2018 12:15:26 GMT -5
I'm afraid of where he's going to try and stick that trout...
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 30, 2018 12:39:07 GMT -5
"The Rock is gonna take that bait, shine it up real good, and stick it straight up your candy ass if you don't shut your mouth, jabroni!"
"Um... can we just catch fish, Rock?"
"..."
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Post by Larryhausen on Jun 30, 2018 12:42:57 GMT -5
This sounds like a blast. I'm in.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 30, 2018 13:39:45 GMT -5
No chance. When I go fishing it's the "enjoy the silence with your buddies" type of thing. Have a couple beers. Shit talk a little, maybe catch up on some life shit. But mainly, shut up and enjoy the quiet.
Rock, I love him don't get me wrong, is the exact opposite of what I want in a fishing bud. Too loud. Too talkative.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 16:01:26 GMT -5
No chance. When I go fishing it's the "enjoy the silence with your buddies" type of thing. Have a couple beers. Shit talk a little, maybe catch up on some life shit. But mainly, shut up and enjoy the quiet. Rock, I love him don't get me wrong, is the exact opposite of what I want in a fishing bud. Too loud. Too talkative. Bingo. Shut up and let me fish.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 30, 2018 16:39:26 GMT -5
He's a character made to be entertaining for a few minutes. Can't see that being good for hours.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 16:40:44 GMT -5
The Rock is one of those characters that if he existed in real life would be the subject of an entire village of asskicking. Dude was annoying,
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jun 30, 2018 16:46:55 GMT -5
I wouldnt as the only time you saw the rock drink he was stunnered soon after, which would probably lead to fishing & drinking with Austin... I dont think my liver could handle that.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 17:12:06 GMT -5
Rock's the kind of guy that would catch a world record on his second cast and throw it back because it wasn't good enough for him then refuse to throw another cast
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Post by bibboid on Jun 30, 2018 19:43:20 GMT -5
Rock: IF YA SMELL-L-L-L....WHAT THE ROCK...IS...COOKIN’!
Me: Um...that’s rainbow trout, Rock.
Rock: *eyebrow*
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Post by The Barber on Jun 30, 2018 20:01:08 GMT -5
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