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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jul 5, 2018 12:22:08 GMT -5
I think we can all, as a community, come together on one fact.
Muppets are real and live in our everyday society.
So I ask you, good people of FAN. What if Vince was a Muppet? How would the WWE be different from how it is given the fact that Vince is not a Muppet.
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Post by captaincool on Jul 5, 2018 13:10:05 GMT -5
Well,he`d make sure Bert and Ernie were the most dominant tag team on Raw
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 5, 2018 13:11:12 GMT -5
What do you mean if?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2018 13:40:06 GMT -5
If anything, Vince is the Jim Henson with his whole forearms up a lot of other Muppets.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jul 5, 2018 13:43:32 GMT -5
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Post by jagilki on Jul 5, 2018 13:45:20 GMT -5
*Puppet Vince chases Puppet Briscoe around backstage waving a pair of poop stained underwear on a stick*
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 5, 2018 13:50:55 GMT -5
Now I want there to be a Wrestling Fed for Muppets. Something like Muppet Wrestling Alliance
A Stable would include the f.W.o - The Foam World Order
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Post by Tom Turkey on Jul 5, 2018 14:02:14 GMT -5
Now I want there to be a Wrestling Fed for Muppets. Something like Muppet Wrestling Alliance A Stable would include the f.W.o - The Foam World Order A Sesame Street Fight (ala newLegacyInc) would be its marquee gimmick match. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 5, 2018 16:12:56 GMT -5
Well HBK had his hand up Vince's ass during the 90s
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Jul 5, 2018 16:15:11 GMT -5
Isn't Sheamus related to a Muppet?
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jul 5, 2018 16:21:10 GMT -5
Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jul 5, 2018 16:31:05 GMT -5
"WHO'S HAND IS UP MY ASS!?"
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Post by Gremlin on Jul 5, 2018 18:07:07 GMT -5
You've got NO CHANCE
No chance in FELT
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Jul 5, 2018 18:10:01 GMT -5
Edge and HHH have muppets, Sheamus and Daniel Bryan are related to muppets, so why hasn't this happened yet??
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Post by The Barber on Jul 6, 2018 6:01:11 GMT -5
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Post by PTBartman on Jul 6, 2018 6:17:17 GMT -5
The bear skin rug would be an ok screen character, that sings and dances and nobody can see but Vince.
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Post by government mule on Jul 6, 2018 6:21:53 GMT -5
We never got a Animal/Batista crossover which makes me sad.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 6, 2018 7:02:06 GMT -5
We never got a Animal/Batista crossover which makes me sad. LoD Batista oddly enough would have worked |
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 6, 2018 7:52:51 GMT -5
He'd be a very manly Muppet, or a very Muppetly man.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2018 10:43:40 GMT -5
Bert and Ernie are split up to give them singles pushes. Ernie is given a serious heel gimmick in a suit and tie, and Bert is turned into a dancing babyface. Both are released when creative has nothing for them.
Sweetums would be pushed to the moon.
The word "Muppet" is banned and replaced with "felt entertainer."
We would hear stories about Vince constantly asking for the return of guest hosts such as Liberace, Vincent Price, and Bob Hope and being completely unaware that they had died decades ago.
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