Let's text Kevin Nash confusing orders from Triple H's phone

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Kev

I need you to go and find Juventud Guerrera, I think it's time to set the Juice lose. While you are at it get a lama and bring it to Summerslam. I think it will help Roman get over.

-H

[DASH 243✅]

Kev-
Gather up every picture of Paige wearing the turtle mask you can find and send them to me



It's for a school project

Trips

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Kev-

I need you to go and feed my dogs Apple Sauce to save the O Zone layer.

-H

PS: You're Welcome

[Deleted]

Kev-

Forget that brunch.
Stick to dinner.

[Slingshot Suplay]

Big sexy,

EAT A REEF!!!

-H

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Kev-

Call me Tri now

-Tri

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Kev -
A/S/L?
KTHXBAI

xoxo, 3H

[DASH 243✅]

Kev-

Beef wonton

-H

[Fade]

Kev-

Heat the oven to 375°F. Prepare the soufflé dishes: Rub the insides of the ramekins or soufflé dish with butter. Melt the chocolate: Combine the chocolate and 2 tablespoons of butter in a heatproof bowl. Cool the chocolate slightly: Remove the chocolate from heat and stir in the vanilla and salt.

- big poppa paul

[blissified]

Kev-

I found the old mans hidden shrine of Steph.

-H

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Kev-

It was ME! I was the Turkey the whole time!

-GIR...I mean H

[Deleted]

Kev

You and I will have a match, regardless who wins, Steph is gonna stiff the winner.

-H

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Kev,

Think you have any leverage to get Vince to let m- I mean, let Roman turn heel? He'd really be happy if he could get to do that.

-Absolutely H and not RR

[Dean-o]

Kev,

Go down to the ring and stick yourself.

- H

[thegame415]

Kev,

We got some new recruits from Japan at the PC. Come take a selfie with them, the Internet will love you.

H

[Yacht Persona]

Kev,

First, you got to walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie. Then go out and walk to northern New Jersey and get me a set of left-handed golf clubs. I also need you to take a picture with a midget, holding these balloons. Then you gotta walk uptown to the Bronx and get breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant--I only drink the finest breast milks.

-H

[El Hijo de Mr. Ass]

Kev-Uh

OMG-Uh. I thought you were dead-Uh. LOL-Uh

HHH-Uh

[Deleted]

Kev

Step one in this process: scramble up in your projects
And head to the heights where big coke is processed
You gotta convince them that you're not from the precinct
Please speak slow cause he no speaky no English
If he takes a liking after a couple of trips
And your money is straight, he's going to give you consignment
You're now in a game where only time can tell
Survive the droughts, I wish you well - hold up
Survive the droughts? I wish you well?
How sick am I? I wish you health
I wish you wheels, I wish you wealth
I wish you insight so you could see for yourself
You could see the signs when the jackers is scheming
And the cops is coming, you could read they mind
You could see from behind, you could redefine
The game as we know it, one dream at a time
I'm, American dreamin'

- H

[Deleted]

Kev

I want roving death squads around the ring! I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft!

- H

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Kev,

Left-overs are in the fridge. Don't forget to TiVo The Golden Girls.

- H