Let's text Kevin Nash confusing orders from Triple H's phone

[sportatorium]

Kev-

Tell them to put Brock’s steak back on for another 3-5 minutes. He knows Medium when he sees it & we don’t want him mad.

H

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

I never understood that whole deal.

Did they seriously thought that a crippled and old Kevin Nash was the perfect opponent for CM Punk?

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

Kev -

Stick Stickly
P.O. box 963
New York City, New York state
10108

-H

[Hit Girl]

Keb -

We're meeting at 3pm right?

- H


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H -

Who's Keb?


- Kev

[No Longer a Produceman]

Kev-

Road Dogg is in the enclosed pool area.

-H

[The Barber]

Nash-hole,


Bree street tone buyer noodle.


Triple HGH


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Nash-hole


Damn spellcheck.


Triple HGH

[Fundertaker]

Kev-

I'm talking with this Nigerian prince by e-mail. I think I'm gonna make enough to buy this place from the old man.

-H

[chronocross]

I was just watching the Raws from the month before this whole thing started, and how hot the crowd was for CM Punk and hot it became a wet blanket once Trips/Nash became involved.

[edgestar]

Aug 7, 2018 13:19:52 GMT -5 Magnus the Magnificent said:

Kev,

Left-overs are in the fridge. Don't forget to TiVo The Golden Girls.

- H

HHH watching the Golden Girls, sounds hilarious.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Kev-

You could start by running up the stairs to the Crypt. Grab the books from the skeletons, and pass into the Pit of the Pendulum. Knock over the column and climb into the King's Storeroom. Smash the clay pots to find the key that will lead you into the Chamber of the Sacred Markers. Match the symbols on the right, to the runes on the left, then pass into the Room of the Ancient Warriors. Place yourself in the correct armor, and open the door to the SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY! Assemble the statue, and you maybe headed toward the Room (whispers) of the Secret Password. Find the tablet with the correct inscription, and shout it out, to open the door to the Pharaoh's Secret Passage. Slide down the tunnel to the Quicksand Bog where you could smash through to the Dark Forest, but beware of the temple guards that may inhabit the trees. Find the key in the tree, and you'll enter the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the correct wall painting, and you'll gain entry to the Tomb of the Headless Kings. Pull the vines to release the bones, and attach the missing skull to it's proper King. Then, race through the Pit, climb through the Ledges, race down the stairs and back through the Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone.

H-

[Dub H]

Aug 7, 2018 16:15:09 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

I never understood that whole deal.

Did they seriously thought that a crippled and old Kevin Nash was the perfect opponent for CM Punk?

They thought that the perfect end to the Summer Of Punk was Triple H vs Kevin Nahs.

That tells everything

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Kev -
Mella is Honey...er...Bunny...shit, I mean Money.

-H

[Zombie Mod]

kev-
why did you give dixie carter my number? she wont stop calling about idea's she has.

-H

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Kev,

STEPHANIE MCMAHON NAKED!!!!1 CLICK HERE

[Chainsaw]

Kev-
This is H, I need y

[Chainsaw]

Kev-
Goddamnit, I hit send by accide

[Chainsaw]

I hate these things, they're such a pain in my bal

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Kev-

I need you to come to Raw this week because the following is what I need to do. The first thing is on the way in buy an eggplant, once you get here deliver the Eggplant Bo Dallas. Good Kid he will not stop asking for this and I don't have time. Now after this, I need you to watch Heath Slater's Kids while he wrestles. Guy is having a hard time finding a baby sitter. The one kid can be trouble but if you bring anything my little pony she will be alright. After that find Paul Heyman a tell him to shave those side burns because looks like a shaved hamster. Once done call Mike Cole a pervert for good measure. That should be it.

-H

PS: The Walrus is in the dishwasher.

[Rumble McSkirmish]

- Kev

I need you to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

- H

[The Barber]

Aug 8, 2018 8:43:18 GMT -5 Rumble McSkirmish said:

Kev-

You could start by running up the stairs to the Crypt. Grab the books from the skeletons, and pass into the Pit of the Pendulum. Knock over the column and climb into the King's Storeroom. Smash the clay pots to find the key that will lead you into the Chamber of the Sacred Markers. Match the symbols on the right, to the runes on the left, then pass into the Room of the Ancient Warriors. Place yourself in the correct armor, and open the door to the SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY! Assemble the statue, and you maybe headed toward the Room (whispers) of the Secret Password. Find the tablet with the correct inscription, and shout it out, to open the door to the Pharaoh's Secret Passage. Slide down the tunnel to the Quicksand Bog where you could smash through to the Dark Forest, but beware of the temple guards that may inhabit the trees. Find the key in the tree, and you'll enter the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the correct wall painting, and you'll gain entry to the Tomb of the Headless Kings. Pull the vines to release the bones, and attach the missing skull to it's proper King. Then, race through the Pit, climb through the Ledges, race down the stairs and back through the Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone.

H-

Kev

This stupid monkey is hard to put together. HELP!

H