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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 13, 2018 3:50:22 GMT -5
Tonight, live from Greensboro...
*Six men, three teams, two belts, one championship... zero bookings for Sunday? The B-Team GO GO GO into a triple threat defense of the RAW Tag Team Championship against The Deleters Of Worlds and The Revival tonight! *WWE RAW Women's Champion Alexa Bliss takes on Ronda Rousey's friend Natalya, six nights before she defends her title against Ronda Rousey's friend Natalya's friend Ronda Rousey! *WWE have spun the Wheel Of Segment Tropes (not affiliated with the retired Alberto Del Rio Wheel Of Aggression) and it has landed on... CONTRACT SIGNING! Step up Dolph Ziggler and Seth Rollins and claim your prizes of 20 minutes of top-of-the-hour promo time and crowd chants for Dean Ambrose! *Something with Paul Heyman! *Kevin Owens tricks Braun Strowman into losing a match by either forfeit or doctor's stoppage!
All that, and Renee Young at the commentary table to add some much-needed "not Jonathan Coachman"-ness, TONIGHT on RAW!
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Post by Abdullah on Aug 13, 2018 7:36:19 GMT -5
Watching just for Renee.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 13, 2018 7:46:03 GMT -5
My words for tonight are "Thank Zod that Coach isn't there."
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 13, 2018 10:19:05 GMT -5
The scheduled Bliss v Natalya match would almost certainly be in doubt with the sad news that has broken in the last hour.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 13, 2018 10:28:26 GMT -5
Over/under on Seth teasing Ambrose for Sunday?
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 13, 2018 10:40:38 GMT -5
Over/under on Seth teasing Ambrose for Sunday? Better odds than Helen Mirren at the 2007 Oscar Awards.
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Post by 4real on Aug 13, 2018 10:46:03 GMT -5
Over/under on Seth teasing Ambrose for Sunday? After the ironman match at the last ppv this is just a regular singles match. Needs SOMETHING to grab the viewer. Hopefully Ambrose is that.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 13, 2018 10:46:22 GMT -5
They should still spend the whole show shitting on Coach.
He deserves it.
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Post by h盲拧ht氓.gd膩l臈每 on Aug 13, 2018 11:20:22 GMT -5
I hope Renee one-ups Coach and has her very own "WORD OF THE SEGMENT!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2018 12:09:19 GMT -5
Same here. Kinda sad, isn't it? I won't get my hopes up, but I hope tonight's the night Dean returns and she marks like crazy. lol
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 13, 2018 12:38:14 GMT -5
I love Renee but still expect people to be mad at her being "fed lines" as soon as she says how amazing Reigns is or something. Anyone is better than Coach though! I don't even need to hear her before wanting her to become permanent.
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 13, 2018 12:43:55 GMT -5
Same here. Kinda sad, isn't it? I won't get my hopes up, but I hope tonight's the night Dean returns and she marks like crazy. lol OK I want this too now.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2018 12:46:01 GMT -5
A contract signing for a match that has been already announced and promoted as already happening....but for some reason this needs a contract but none of the other matches need one because....reasons ![](https://media.giphy.com/media/c6YhpGxZH9hjq/giphy.gif)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2018 13:16:44 GMT -5
A contract signing for a match that has been already announced and promoted as already happening....but for some reason this needs a contract but none of the other matches need one because....reasons ![](https://media.giphy.com/media/c6YhpGxZH9hjq/giphy.gif) "This contract signing is for the tag team cha..." ![](https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3347/4629391695_fab4180c70_b.jpg)
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Post by edgestar on Aug 13, 2018 13:17:42 GMT -5
Same here. Kinda sad, isn't it? I won't get my hopes up, but I hope tonight's the night Dean returns and she marks like crazy. lol Renee and I, for commentary, tonight?
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 13, 2018 14:02:38 GMT -5
Same here. Kinda sad, isn't it? I won't get my hopes up, but I hope tonight's the night Dean returns and she marks like crazy. lol Renee and I, for commentary, tonight? And they said Heenan and Ventura was Bias!
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Post by edgestar on Aug 13, 2018 14:19:47 GMT -5
Renee and I, for commentary, tonight? And they said Heenan and Ventura was Bias! Stephanie wants to test out a mostly female commentary booth, before Evolution, so she asked Renee and I, to do the honors I have tickets for Summerslam, so if he is returning, you'll hear me, lmao
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Post by Pipe_Bomb2k13 on Aug 13, 2018 14:25:24 GMT -5
*Kevin Owens tricks Braun Strowman into losing a match against Jinder Mahal by either forfeit or doctor's stoppage! Fixed that for you ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 13, 2018 14:52:38 GMT -5
Five bucks says one of the teams in the Tag title match uses the Hart Attack tonight.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 13, 2018 15:00:15 GMT -5
I'm watching to see how many wacky lines are fed to Renee like, "Oh my that Roman Reigns gets my ovaries all in a flutter!"
Or in classic video game announcer style: "I want ...ROMAN REIGNS to ...SPEAR my ...UTERUS"
Or she gets some corny lines tossed her way like, "Roman Reigns looking better than ever, I'd say he's in the best shape of his life! What do you think Renee?" And she just stares soullessly into the camera, begging for a power surge to kill the feed.
Or Dolph gets personal and says "Seth, you can tease the crowd with bringing back your looser friend, Dean Ambrose... but I know the truth. He's sitting on his couch at home with a couple hobos, waiting for his floozy wife to bring him table scraps from catering" Then Renee yells "YOU SON OF A BITCH" and she grabs ringbell hammer and hits Dolph right in the dick. We get the classic N64 bell ring over the loudspeakers at the exact moment contact is made... ok so that was actually a great idea. Sorry.
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