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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 23, 2006 3:04:04 GMT -5
anyone know what album I'm listing one song at a time
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 23, 2006 3:04:46 GMT -5
Willie: I've been to prison once, I've been married - twice. I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live in shit-ass Mexico for 21/2 years for no reason. I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out and I got a bone-chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this!
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 23, 2006 3:04:48 GMT -5
when I first saw them I thought they might be interesting, but they suck, kinda like TV guy wanted to do last night ;D...or didn't know he would end up doing when he was hitting on me That was so funny yet creepy at the same time. you had no right to find it creepy, he didn't pm you asking you to cyber on yahoo IM
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Post by The Raven on Dec 23, 2006 3:05:37 GMT -5
That was so funny yet creepy at the same time. you had no right to find it creepy, he didn't pm you asking you to cyber on yahoo IM Yeah but you both practically cybered right there in the chat thread. Spanky were you there for that?
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 23, 2006 3:06:13 GMT -5
Willie: [to Marcus] Why don't you get going? You'll be late for your... Wizard of Oz Candy Bar Guild. Marcus: Lollipop Guild, you asshole. Jesus! Two-year-olds flip me better shit than you. Willie: You saying something to me? Marcus: Yeah, I'm gonna stick my whole fist up your ass! Willie: [gives Marcus the finger as he walks away]
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 23, 2006 3:06:16 GMT -5
Man got his woman to take his seed He got the power oh she got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks And don't come home at all
Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed
Man makes your hair grey He's your life's mistake All you're really looking for's An even break He lies right at you You now hate this game He slaps you once in a while And you live and love in pain She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks And don't come home at all ooh
Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed
Man got his woman to take his seed He got the power oh she got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed
Black eyes all of the time Don't spend a dime clean up this grime And you there down on your knees Begging me please come watch me bleed
Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 23, 2006 3:06:18 GMT -5
That was so funny yet creepy at the same time. you had no right to find it creepy, he didn't pm you asking you to cyber on yahoo IM HAH!!!!!!!!!
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 23, 2006 3:06:52 GMT -5
you had no right to find it creepy, he didn't pm you asking you to cyber on yahoo IM Yeah but you both practically cybered right there in the chat thread. Spanky were you there for that? yeah, but the entire thing had me dropping hints of what was going on, i.e. "I'm gay...I mean game"
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Post by mo on Dec 23, 2006 3:07:16 GMT -5
*looks at thread*
LMAO that was some funny s*** last night
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 23, 2006 3:07:27 GMT -5
Man got his woman to take his seed He got the power oh she got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks And don't come home at all Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Man makes your hair grey He's your life's mistake All you're really looking for's An even break He lies right at you You now hate this game He slaps you once in a while And you live and love in pain She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks And don't come home at all ooh Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Man got his woman to take his seed He got the power oh she got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Black eyes all of the time Don't spend a dime clean up this grime And you there down on your knees Begging me please come watch me bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed you know, Alice is probably the best artist ever
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 23, 2006 3:08:03 GMT -5
Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no f***ing gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did? Kid: He made it all better? Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why? Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes? Willie: What the f***? No! Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man? Willie: No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a bitch. And when he wasn't busy busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.
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Post by The Raven on Dec 23, 2006 3:08:19 GMT -5
*looks at thread* LMAO that was some funny s*** last night *quickly leaves* Damn, did everybody witness that? ;D
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 23, 2006 3:08:46 GMT -5
*looks at thread* LMAO that was some funny s*** last night *quickly leaves* Damn, did everybody witness that? ;D I caught most of it after the fact.
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 23, 2006 3:08:51 GMT -5
Willie: [from Willie's letter to the kid] Thank you for giving that letter to the cops. I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did or Santa's little helper would have plugged his ass. Now the cop's know I wrote it, whick is gonna keep my ass out of jail. That, plus everyone agreeing that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa was even more f***ed up than Rodney King.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 23, 2006 3:09:21 GMT -5
Man got his woman to take his seed He got the power oh she got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks And don't come home at all Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Man makes your hair grey He's your life's mistake All you're really looking for's An even break He lies right at you You now hate this game He slaps you once in a while And you live and love in pain She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks And don't come home at all ooh Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Man got his woman to take his seed He got the power oh she got the need She spends her life through pleasing up her man She feeds him dinner or anything she can She cries alone at night too often He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Black eyes all of the time Don't spend a dime clean up this grime And you there down on your knees Begging me please come watch me bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed Only women bleed you know, Alice is probably the best artist ever QFMFT! I very rarely use QFT's aswell, so that shows how right you are
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 23, 2006 3:09:31 GMT -5
Gin: We split the dough right down the middle. Any merchendise you take, I get to look at and cherry pick. Marcus: No. Money is one thing but you ain't getting the sh... Gin: This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix! [Exits] Willie: Pricks fix? Marcus: Ah, he's a f***ing moron. Willie: Oh really? Is that how you got the upper hand? Marcus: f*** you. Willie: Negotiating? Marcus: You don't like it? Next year, f*** off. I can always get another box jockey. Willie: Yeah and I can get another midget too. Marcus: Yeah? Where? You see us hanging off of f***ing trees like f***ing crab apples?
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Post by The Raven on Dec 23, 2006 3:09:52 GMT -5
Damn, did everybody witness that? ;D I caught most of it after the fact. I just couldn't post anything during it. I was so speechless.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 23, 2006 3:09:55 GMT -5
Damn, did everybody witness that? ;D I caught most of it after the fact. you came in while he was trying to figure out if I was a guy or girl if my memory serves
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Post by mo on Dec 23, 2006 3:10:22 GMT -5
*looks at thread* LMAO that was some funny s*** last night *quickly leaves* Damn, did everybody witness that? ;D AAND I'm back seeing as I don't usually post or look at these, I was bored and just looked at random last night to see what was going on...and I'm glad I did cause it was hilarious
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 23, 2006 3:10:31 GMT -5
Marcus: [Willie, as Santa, is scratching his butt while a line of kids looks on] I don't think you should be digging in your ass.
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