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Post by No One on Aug 17, 2018 14:58:51 GMT -5
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Aug 17, 2018 15:00:13 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old.
How old is she?
Mickie invented the Clothesline.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 17, 2018 15:13:54 GMT -5
One time, Frank Sinatra came in and sat right here in this chair and I asked him "Hey Frank, between me and you, how old is Mickie James? You know what he told me? He told me Mickie James is 137 years old! 137 years old!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 15:45:06 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, in history class she just wrote down what she was doing.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 17, 2018 15:47:08 GMT -5
Mickie is so old they are going to have a tournament callled the Mickie James Classic.
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Post by blissified on Aug 17, 2018 15:49:24 GMT -5
Mickie is so old that her First Thanksgiving was the first Thanksgiving!
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Post by Fade on Aug 17, 2018 15:51:59 GMT -5
Mickie is so old she was an early investor of Apple. The fruit.
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 17, 2018 16:11:33 GMT -5
One time, Frank Sinatra came in and sat right here in this chair and I asked him "Hey Frank, between me and you, how old is Mickie James? You know what he told me? He told me Mickie James is 137 years old! 137 years old!" Man, you ain't never met no Frank Sinatra. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 17, 2018 16:19:34 GMT -5
One time, Frank Sinatra came in and sat right here in this chair and I asked him "Hey Frank, between me and you, how old is Mickie James? You know what he told me? He told me Mickie James is 137 years old! 137 years old!" Man, you ain't never met no Frank Sinatra. f*** you! f*** you! f*** you! How can I help you? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 16:38:34 GMT -5
 "Yeah, right, and Mickie James had a shirt."  "Mickie James DID have a shirt." |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 18:50:10 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old she's been eating at Arby's since opening day of the first location.
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 17, 2018 18:55:48 GMT -5
Mickie James burnt the Library of Alexandria down because they didn't have any nude books for her to oogle
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Aug 17, 2018 18:59:27 GMT -5
swear i saw an old documentary about cave drawings, where they discovered one of her first matches painted on the rocks .....
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Aug 17, 2018 19:12:47 GMT -5
Actually Mickie James as World's Best Grandma would be a killer gimmick. GLOW did it.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Aug 17, 2018 19:16:46 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, befire God said let there be light, he made sure he had the power bill in Mickie's name first.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Aug 17, 2018 20:44:46 GMT -5
Mickie James was around when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Aug 17, 2018 22:08:01 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old. How old is she? Mickie invented the Clothesline. And not the move; the thing you hang wet clothes from. |
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Post by Big Chungus on Aug 18, 2018 6:42:23 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old she holds her phone in one hand and uses her other index finger to scroll, while he hers are squinted.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2018 6:46:17 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old her home country is Pangaea.
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Post by Garyspivey on Aug 18, 2018 7:31:20 GMT -5
Man, you ain't never met no Frank Sinatra. f*** you! f*** you! f*** you! How can I help you? I'm just here for the royal bathing |
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