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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 20, 2018 5:31:44 GMT -5
Tonight, LIVE from Brooklyn...
*The Big Rebellious Esquillax finally beat Beastie Boy... So, does WWE just end now the grand prophecy has been fulfilled? *Ronda (ah-AH-ahhhhh), fighter of Alexa (ah-AH-ahhhhh), champion of RAW (ah-AH-ahhhhh), master of judo and armbars for everyone... Who will be first to crack whip with the new champion? *A recently-paroled inmate helped a mad titan architect restore the balance of the WWE universe by making Dolph Ziggler lose an important wrestling match... But how long before the hobo spices and raccoon blood seep into his brain and send him properly off the deep end? *Two hapless losers somehow can't stop winning wrestling matches... How long can The B-Team's luck last? *The happy Irishman pulled out his demon on Sunday night... By that I mean, the bodypaint (you know who you are). With the demon tucked away, will he be able to dictate his own destiny without interference from the local constabulary? Or does someone else makes a balls up and make Balor blow his dark load once more?
All that, and I need to take a shower after that last bullet point, TONIGHT on RAW!
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 20, 2018 5:46:49 GMT -5
Roman Reigns is Universal Champion!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2018 6:28:24 GMT -5
I'm kind of tempted to turn in since I expect Braun to cash in but I don't even give enough of a shit at this point to bother.
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Post by nisidhe on Aug 20, 2018 8:21:14 GMT -5
*The happy Irishman pulled out his demon on Sunday night... By that I mean, the bodypaint (you know who you are). With the demon tucked away, will he be able to dictate his own destiny without interference from the local constabulary? Or does someone else makes a balls up and make Balor blow his dark load once more? All that, and I need to take a shower after that last bullet point, TONIGHT on RAW! I'm gonna need a week's aftercare after last night. Corbin would probably interrupt it by kvetching about how unfair it was that he lost.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 20, 2018 8:29:37 GMT -5
Braun cashes in on Roman tonight and wins. WWE will book it in a way to gain sympathy for Roman. The crowd will chant "YOU DESERVE IT" both at Roman getting beat AND Braun winning. It's what the WWE deserves to have happen to them.
It would be hilarious.... which means what will really happen is Roman will end up beating Braun and RAW goes off the air with Micheal Cole screaming, "THE BIG DAWG IS HERE AND THE WHOLE WWE IS HIS YARD! REJOICE FOR GOOD TIMES HAVE COME AT LAST!" as a thunderous "BULLSHIT" chant emits from the crowd. *fade to black, WWE logo flashes*
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 20, 2018 10:08:24 GMT -5
If ever there was a night for Roman to change into pink gear and change his nickname to The Pig Dawg, tonight would be it.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 20, 2018 10:37:06 GMT -5
I wonder if we get NXT callups tonight and tomorrow...
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Aug 20, 2018 11:05:55 GMT -5
I'm kind of tempted to turn in since I expect Braun to cash in but I don't even give enough of a shit at this point to bother. That's me most Mondays. Anything important will end up on their YouTube channel a couple hours later anyhow.
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Post by edgestar on Aug 20, 2018 14:02:53 GMT -5
Depending on when I get the train, I may miss tonight's episode.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2018 14:15:33 GMT -5
I wonder if we get NXT callups tonight and tomorrow... The last round hasn’t even done much of anything. Why bother?
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Post by Perd on Aug 20, 2018 14:19:09 GMT -5
All three of Raw’s solo champion’s last names start with R.
And that’s your weekly Raw Fun Fact.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 20, 2018 14:52:42 GMT -5
Brock's scheduled for tonight apparently so, I predict he murderfaces Roman and Braun becomes champion.
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Post by Nosnorb on Aug 20, 2018 15:09:34 GMT -5
All three of Raw’s solo champion’s last names start with R. And that’s your weekly Raw Fun Fact. Not the UC holder. "Total Bitch" doesn't even have an r in it.
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 20, 2018 15:30:52 GMT -5
All three of Raw’s solo champion’s last names start with R. And that’s your weekly Raw Fun Fact. Not the UC holder. "Total Bitch" doesn't even have an r in it. That's similar to the name of the Raw Tag Team Champs: "Total Bellas".
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 20, 2018 15:53:51 GMT -5
It's gonna be really weird when Angle comes out to grant Reigns a title shot and sees him standing there with the belt on his shoulder.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 20, 2018 15:57:14 GMT -5
Since Roman is the only one allowed to have Universal Title shots, is he going to defend against himself?
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Post by Chiral on Aug 20, 2018 15:58:13 GMT -5
I want Angle to come out excitedly and happily to finally have a champ who's gonna be there every week. He calls out Reigns to congratulate him...and then is informed Reigns isn't here tonight. "OH YOU GOTTA BE F***ING KIDDING ME"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2018 16:15:56 GMT -5
Brock's scheduled for tonight apparently so, I predict he murderfaces Roman and Braun becomes champion. I can hear Michael Cole now: WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING AN HONORABLE MITB HOLDER? WHAT HAPPENED TO CASHING IN ON SOMEONE WHO ISNT BEAT UP? *crowd continues to go apeshit*
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Aug 20, 2018 16:16:21 GMT -5
I want Reigns to keep the title for a while. As a character it would help Reigns tremendously to keep the title until at least Survivor Series. Would also help to have the belt on someone who is visible.
Let Braun say that he will face Roman one on one at Hell in a Cell but 1st he has unfinished business with Brock.
Braun defeats Brock tonight, Romans comes out and has a staredown with Braun to end Raw. Sets up a good PPV match with Roman and Braun.
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Post by edgestar on Aug 20, 2018 16:27:07 GMT -5
Okay, if Dean shows up between 8-9, tag me ....I downloaded the Sling app, and added USA, so I can watch on the train!!
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