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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 12:05:25 GMT -5
In my headcanon, the guy from the 1st gif in the thread is in this one too. ![(rofl)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/rofl.png)
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 27, 2018 12:09:22 GMT -5
In my headcanon, the guy from the 1st gif in the thread is in this one too. ![(rofl)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/rofl.png) And, perhaps, a cabbage salesman.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 27, 2018 14:03:21 GMT -5
Lmaooooo i'm crying. I been listening to 20 Years of Nitro podcast and they are just getting to him so reliving this again will be funny because I forgot about all of this
Also sidenote, Konnan is doo doo butter lmao
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 14:14:45 GMT -5
He should have had a valet named Super Culo, come on WCW it was a softball!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 14:34:58 GMT -5
In my headcanon, the guy from the 1st gif in the thread is in this one too. ![(rofl)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/rofl.png) And, perhaps, a cabbage salesman. Also the Young Buck's dad.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Aug 27, 2018 14:57:10 GMT -5
He's not noticably terrible of what i've seen of him in Mexico but he's always in trios matches where luckily you've got 5 other guys flying around. But yeah, out of all the guys Konnan could have recommended for WCW how Super Calo ended up one of them and not Space Cadets or Los Vipers or basically literally anybody else from AAA or Azteca is bananas
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 27, 2018 15:19:43 GMT -5
He's not noticably terrible of what i've seen of him in Mexico but he's always in trios matches where luckily you've got 5 other guys flying around. But yeah, out of all the guys Konnan could have recommended for WCW how Super Calo ended up one of them and not Space Cadets or Los Vipers or basically literally anybody else from AAA or Azteca is bananas They must have just been good friends, as you can tell from their incredible in-ring rapport.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 16:24:31 GMT -5
Konnan must have been saved to help Calo do what he does. Man even that one time he landed on Konnan right looked stiff as hell. Calo is wildin lmao.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 16:42:46 GMT -5
When I was younger I believed the hype and actually paid $5000 tuition for his school to learn to wrestle. On day one he said the key fundamental of wrestling was planchas, and he lined us all up to take turns performing them without even performing one himself for reference. He described its execution as "you jump over the ropes and see what happens." I don't know what became of the other students but I left the building then and there, and pursued a shitty career in print.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Aug 27, 2018 16:43:16 GMT -5
For what it's worth, he has a son, Super Calo Jr.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Aug 27, 2018 16:59:56 GMT -5
Submitted for the approval of the FAN Society, a Super Calo Jr. match:
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 27, 2018 17:10:43 GMT -5
Sing along! Super Calo's fragile basics really are atrocious. If you click here: Those GIFs put it sharply into focus. ![](https://i.giphy.com/media/dTnGlCPn2lTfG/giphy.webp)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 17:55:10 GMT -5
The fact his name is Super Calo kills me too. Like this is straight 90s shit lol. Even his wiki is funny. He was John Cena before John Cena was a thing.
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Post by tms on Aug 27, 2018 18:22:08 GMT -5
I think it's safe to say Calo and Konnans chemistry wasn't their strong point. ![](https://i.imgur.com/bRNPvgp.gif) ![](https://i.imgur.com/j6bD09q.gif) ![](http://i.imgur.com/gkST6Ld.gif) All joking aside, Konnan's reflexes in that third gif are incredible. Calo was moving with way too much velocity for there to be a safe catch in that situation.
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Aug 27, 2018 18:53:44 GMT -5
I think it's safe to say Calo and Konnans chemistry wasn't their strong point. ![](https://i.imgur.com/bRNPvgp.gif) ![](https://i.imgur.com/j6bD09q.gif) ![](http://i.imgur.com/gkST6Ld.gif) All joking aside, Konnan's reflexes in that third gif are incredible. Calo was moving with way too much velocity for there to be a safe catch in that situation. I just like that they clearly tell a story. Gif 1, Calo tries to dive and Konnan's like, nope. Gif 2, Konnan's like, OK, that was really shitty, but I'm going to sell anyway to make him feel good about himself. Gif 3, he's had enough. Like, OK, I'll sell, but he's eating that guardrail.
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Post by tms on Aug 27, 2018 19:02:55 GMT -5
He should have had a valet named Super Culo, come on WCW it was a softball! If Mona/Molly Holly had debuted two years earlier she would have fit the bill!
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Post by zbutsam on Aug 28, 2018 15:36:36 GMT -5
Submitted for the approval of the FAN Society, a Super Calo Jr. match:
Maiden has "The number of the beast" as his theme song lol. How appropriate.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 28, 2018 20:49:08 GMT -5
More like Super Culo, am I right? I bet that's what the other luchadors called him. Psychosis:" Has anyone seen my gym bag?" Juvie:" I don't know. Maybe Culo saw it. Hey, Super Culo!" Super Calo:"Stop calling me that!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2018 7:06:00 GMT -5
The man had a mask and sunglasses. I thought he was the f***ing coolest. Though looking at him now as an adult, he looks like a straight up pervert.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2018 7:37:53 GMT -5
They should have just Photoshopped a Wile E. Coyote head on him. Seems like in every one of those GIFs he's in that situation where's he's fine in the air until he looks down.
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