Insert a current roster wrestler into an old storyline.

[Hypnosis]

Aug 31, 2018 3:11:35 GMT -5 government mule said:

From the attitude era or before. The more ridiculous the better. Let's give the writers some ideas.

I make this thread inspired by the idea that Becky Lynch should crash the arena with a zamboni and attack the Corporation fronted by Charlotte Flai....uuuh I mean McMahon.

Rezar:"Hey Paul Wight, you're a nasty bastard, and your mama said so!"

[Push R Truth]

Dean "The Rat" Ambrose ties up Macho Man in the ropes and has his pet dumpster rats bite him in the arm.

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OH MY GOD NOOO, THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR HAS BEEN LOCKED IN THE CASKET BY EPICO!

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[Dok Hendrix:] The fourth prestigious Queen Of The Ring, Straight Fire Becky Lynch, an incredible victory!

[Lynch:] The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get her out of the ring, get her out of the WWF because I've proved bitch, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your robe, and you say your WOOOOOs, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your dad, talk about your history…
Becky 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

[Hendrix:] Come on, that's not necessary

[Lynch:] All she's gotta do is go buy herself some cheap face sparkles, talk about her daddy some more and try to dig back some of that courage she had in her prime.

As the Queen Of The Ring, I'm serving notice to every one of the WWF superstars. I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Becky Lynch's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of 'em.

And as far as this championship match is considered bitch, I don't give a damn if it's Alexa Bliss or Carmella, Becky Lynch's time is come, and when I get that shot you're looking at the next WWF Champion.
And that's the bottom line, because Straight Fire said so.

[Hendrix:] Obviously anything but humble, the fourth prestigious Queen Of The Ring, Straight Fire Becky Lynch!

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Aug 31, 2018 9:49:35 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Rusev breaks out of a giant egg at Survivor Series, tells Mean Gene that it's Rusev Day and they dance around the ring to "Turkey in the Straw"

.. that could work

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Samoa Joe's Body Slam Challenge.





















Because he's fat.

[The Thread Barbi]

Jeff Hardy to Matt Hardy "I kicked your leg out of your leg "

[Allie Kitsune]

Titus fires up an old Voodoo Boombox in the back alley and Akira Tozawa emerges wearing a Dashiki and jiving with his hands.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

I wish Roddy Piper would’ve killed Dolph Ziggler in a promo during Piper’s Pit.

Ziggler would’ve stuttered and collapsed.

[Allie Kitsune]

Paige steps into her limo, when suddenly it fills with smoke.

<Nakamura> Buckle up, Paige!

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This seems like a great thread for my debut.

James Ellsworth's chinlock challenge.

Alexa vs Carmella: Crybaby match.

The artist formerly known as Jinder Mahal.

Sheamus' white boy challenge.

[government mule]

That piece of trash Tommaso Ciampa gatecrashes Johnny Gargano's father's funeral and drives away with the casket with Johnny clinging on.

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

Aug 31, 2018 9:39:17 GMT -5 Nikki Heyman said:

Roman Reigns, the one-man Samoan Swat Team

dean ambrose denouces his good living ways in favour of "the smart looking clean way", after getting beat up by 'the 500 club' comprising duke the dumpster droise, vincent goodnight and zeus and it led to a radical departure from his greaser look that every loves and changes to ..... DEAN AMBROSIA RICE PUDDING!

now he goes around on his bloody segway throwing tins of savoury product into the crowd just annoying everyone at how tasty it is!

he would be found in a bowling alley talking to twenty double cheeseburgers .....

[Hit Girl]

"Elizabeth......will you marry.....my client BAH-ROCK.....LESNAHHHH?"

[PTBartman]

Kurt Angle comes back from vacation only to find out that (a Faaaaaabulously repackaged) Beautiful Baron Corbin has turned Raw into a three hour talk show called The Flower Shop

[MrElijah]

-Now coming down the Aisle, from Osaka, Japan....Gary Hart Presents, Asuka!!

[Bub (BLM)]

Remember when Stephanie McMahon was drugged and married by Fandango?

[Hypnosis]

Aug 31, 2018 21:14:38 GMT -5 Bub (BLM) said:

Remember when Stephanie McMahon was drugged and married by Fandango?

Or when Tyler Breeze formed Beauty Shot with Mojo Rawley and Erick Rowan?

[Hit Girl]

"I was talking to Jake The Snake Roberts earlier today and he told me that we could trust him!"

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Some of the ripped dudes are having a pose off. Kevin Owens comes out and takes off his shirt to reveal black handprints painted on his ta-ta's.

[PTBartman]

Miz hitting Roman with that coconut on MIZTV was quite possibly the greatest moment in the history of our sport.

[PTBartman]

Dean turns on Seth Becausr he was looking at Miss Renea with lust in his eyes.