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Post by normcoleman on Dec 22, 2006 15:02:50 GMT -5
I notice that men like beer and women like liquor.
Why is that?
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Post by KLRA on Dec 22, 2006 15:11:17 GMT -5
I notice that men like beer and women like liquor. Why is that? I never know. I like both, but nothing beats a good beer. Plus, I find it cheaper...unless it's $1 mix drink nights. Then I order about 6 Long Islands. |
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 22, 2006 15:32:29 GMT -5
I notice that men like beer and women like liquor. Why is that? Because most women don't go to a bar to buy their own drinks, and beer is cheaper. |
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 22, 2006 15:45:37 GMT -5
I only Like Ales, and Strong Laggers. Other then that I like Liquor
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 22, 2006 15:54:52 GMT -5
Observation about strip bars:
Men tend to drink beer and the women walk around with their tits out wearing shoes with giant heels. Why is that?
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 22, 2006 16:06:27 GMT -5
Women like drinks, not liquor. Next time you order a shot for a girl, throw down a shot of Jack in front of her instead of whatever fruity shot she's expecting. See how well she reacts.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 22, 2006 16:08:15 GMT -5
Women like drinks, not liquor. Next time you order a shot for a girl, throw down a shot of Jack in front of her instead of whatever fruity shot she's expecting. See how well she reacts. The last time I saw females take shots was during college. Although I must say I know a few that can drink Everclear like it's water. |
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 22, 2006 16:45:38 GMT -5
Everclear is a tool of the devil.
I don't really know why it is. I love Captain and Diet Coke above all other things, but I really like good beer, as well.
I know plenty of girls who enjoy beer, but most seem turned off by it, and drink it when it's the only thing available. I think it's because they're always at party where people are serving that piss stuff, like Natty, Busch, Miller Lite, or Keystone. Awful stuff, I'd hate beer too if that's what I was mostly exposed to.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 22, 2006 16:48:30 GMT -5
Everclear is a tool of the devil. I don't really know why it is. I love Captain and Diet Coke above all other things, but I really like good beer, as well. I know plenty of girls who enjoy beer, but most seem turned off by it, and drink it when it's the only thing available. I think it's because they're always at party where people are serving that piss stuff, like Natty, Busch, Miller Lite, or Keystone. Awful stuff, I'd hate beer too if that's what I was mostly exposed to. I remember this one female I know had only ever been exposed to Keystone and though that was what all beer tasted like, until I showed her the awesomness in a bottle that is Coors Light. Man that stuff is great. I agree about Everclear though. Me and a few buddies after a show in Chicago one time almost burned down a strip club with that stuff. |
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Post by bigHEADinc on Dec 22, 2006 16:51:27 GMT -5
I think Lone Ranger hit the nail right on the head...
That and, to me at least, a girl drinking a beer doesn't look anywhere near as good as a girl drinking some girly drink...
A girl drinking beer makes me think of her burping, and I don't even really burp out loud ever, so it creeps me out when women do it...
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 22, 2006 16:53:20 GMT -5
By what means? I mean, if it's Everclear, all you have to do is light a burp.
Coors Light, eh? Well, I'll say this: out of the "Big Time" US beer companies (Anheiseur-Busch, Miller, Coors), Coors Light is far better than Miller Lite or Bud Light, but, c'mon, that stuff is still like water, especially if you've been downing pints of Sam beforehand.
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 22, 2006 16:53:45 GMT -5
I think Lone Ranger hit the nail right on the head... That and, to me at least, a girl drinking a beer doesn't look anywhere near as good as a girl drinking some girly drink... A girl drinking beer makes me think of her burping, and I don't even really burp out loud ever, so it creeps me out when women do it... DUDE! You're missing out! |
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Post by bigHEADinc on Dec 22, 2006 16:55:21 GMT -5
I think Lone Ranger hit the nail right on the head... That and, to me at least, a girl drinking a beer doesn't look anywhere near as good as a girl drinking some girly drink... A girl drinking beer makes me think of her burping, and I don't even really burp out loud ever, so it creeps me out when women do it... DUDE! You're missing out! I read that and thought "Missing out on what?" Then I thought about a girl meeting my other bigHEAD face to face and burping during the act... that grosses me out a lot... |
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 22, 2006 16:57:55 GMT -5
Nah, just think about being at the bar with a girl, watching a ballgame, and how proud you'll feel when, a few minutes after you let out a big "UUUUUUUUUURP!", she follows up and almost outdoes you.
It's a bonding thing.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 22, 2006 17:00:49 GMT -5
By what means? I mean, if it's Everclear, all you have to do is light a burp. Coors Light, eh? Well, I'll say this: out of the "Big Time" US beer companies (Anheiseur-Busch, Miller, Coors), Coors Light is far better than Miller Lite or Bud Light, but, c'mon, that stuff is still like water, especially if you've been downing pints of Sam beforehand. It involves four intoxicated wrestlers, and a stripper humoring us that she's never seen Everclear lit on fire before. A certain TNA performer laughs and goes, "Like this?" pours some Everclear out on a table, and lights in on fire. Another guy (okay, it was me), goes, "S***!" and I go to put it out with my drink...which was Everclear. Soon the entire table is on fire and it had to be smothered out. Needless to say we were no longer welcome in that establishment. And the best part of Coors Light is that it's like water. You can drink is FOREVER and not get incredibly sick like if you were drinking, say, Guinness. |
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Post by bigHEADinc on Dec 22, 2006 17:20:06 GMT -5
Nah, just think about being at the bar with a girl, watching a ballgame, and how proud you'll feel when, a few minutes after you let out a big "UUUUUUUUUURP!", she follows up and almost outdoes you. It's a bonding thing. Ugghhh... Seriously, I don't burp... I let the gasses out through my mouth, but it's almost like I prepped for it... Just a burst of air, no real sound... This reminds me of a time my Ex wanted to hook me up with a friend of hers (we were still friends at the time and it had been several years since we dated)... She swore up and down I'd like her and I asked why would I like her. She replied back "Oh, she burps and farts like it's nothing, just one of the guys." and I shuddered... I, at no point in time, would want to confuse my girl with one of my guy friends... |
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