Ric Flair gets married for a 5th time

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Ric Flair is now a MARRIED jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin’ 'n’ dealin’ son of a gun!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TMZ Sports has learned the wrestling legend tied the knot with longtime fiancee Wendy Barlow on Wednesday at a dope resort in North Florida.

We're told it was a low-key deal ... but The Undertaker was there and, for some reason, Dolph Ziggler walked Wendy down the aisle.

The wedding is Ric's fifth -- but he and Barlow have been dating for over six years ... and have known each other since she worked as Fifi the Maid in Flair's WCW days.

And, in case you were wondering ... we're told The Nature Boy DID rock a custom suit.

Congrats!!

www.tmz.com/2018/09/12/ric-flair-married-wedding-wwe-wendy-barlow/

Congrats to Flair.

That Ziggler thing is weird though.

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Flair is basically the anti-MGTOW.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

And for some reason Dolph Ziggler

That line killed me

[Joe Neglia]

Sept 12, 2018 17:15:04 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

And for some reason Dolph Ziggler

1. She played a maid, he played a caddy. Similar lines of work.

OR

2. Someone got drunk and thought he was Curt Hennig, Shawn Michaels and/or Ricky Morton.

[lionheart21]

Sept 12, 2018 17:15:04 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

And for some reason Dolph Ziggler

That line killed me

That basically sums up the past few years of his booking

[Power of Love]

One more, and he gets a free car wash.

[fw91]

sigh... classic Naitch

[ben:friendship frog]

I'd normally shake my head, but with it being Fifi I'm hoping this one lasts.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

Flair has just as many wifes and Booker T has WCW World titles.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

You know the marriage will fail when Ziggler walks the bride.

You can’t pay alimony if you’re broke. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[tenshi]

Does this mean that Dolph is Charlotte's godfather now?

[The Ichi]

Five marriages is actually less than I thought.

[The 1Watcher Experience]

Sept 12, 2018 18:10:28 GMT -5 Can you afford to pay me, Gah said:

Flair has just as many wifes and Booker T has WCW World titles.

Five time! Five time! Five time! Five time! Five time! 

[Mister Pigwell]

Sept 12, 2018 17:15:04 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

And for some reason Dolph Ziggler

That line killed me

Out of context it's as random as my single favorite line from HHGttG.
"A magician wandered along the beach, but no one needed him."
Hell even in context it still seems random as hell.

'Grats to Ric!

[Perd]

I don’t know why Dolph walking the bride down the aisle is f***ing with me so much. But it is. 

[Rican]

“And for some reason Dolph Ziggler” is what I’m going to say literally every time I see him from now on.

[IgnahtaSempria]

And divorced seven times, somehow.

[Joe Neglia]

Sept 12, 2018 18:59:53 GMT -5 IgnahtaSempria said:

And divorced seven times, somehow.

One of the divorces happened in Puerto Rico with a frenzied crowd scaring Flair and wife into changing the finish and divorcing right there. It was deemed unofficial by Sam Muchnick two days later.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Sept 12, 2018 19:15:34 GMT -5 Joe Neglia said:

Sept 12, 2018 18:59:53 GMT -5 IgnahtaSempria said:

And divorced seven times, somehow.

One of the divorces happened in Puerto Rico with a frenzied crowd scaring Flair and wife into changing the finish and divorcing right there. It was deemed unofficial by Sam Muchnick two days later.

Off topic but I think that story of him dropping the belt to Jack Veneno in an unofficial way is bullshit.

Flair also lied about being in Puerto Rico when Brody was killed.

[Joe Neglia]

Sept 12, 2018 19:18:25 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

Off topic but I think that story of him dropping the belt to Jack Veneno in an unofficial way is bullshit.

That it happened at all is bullshit? Nah, it happened. They pulled that bit three separate times in the span of four months, with Veneno, Colon and Victor Jovica. I've never been fully convinced the stories behind them (rioting crowds, gunshots, etc.) were the actual reason or just convenient circumstances to "blame" but all three matches happened and all three were just "Dusty finishes" to give the local top guys a rub.