mr jenzie's WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

DAY FOUR-ISH
of the SMACKDOWN VS RAW OLYMPICS

we have had our first medallists, and what a stellar array of stars who too the first medals they were
even rey mysterio

but who has the 619 to win on the fourth day of competition
and not take their eye off the ball ...

DAY 4

NORMAL - SINGLES

quarter finals

LEGEND UNDERTAKER def ANDRE THE GIANT
MASKED KANE def CHRISTIAN
KANE def TRIPLE H
UNDERTAKER def BOOKER T

HARDCORE - TORNADO 6-MAN TAG

bronze medal match

BATISTA / A-TRAIN / LEGEND UNDERTAKER def ANDRE THE GIANT / JIMMY SNUKA / BUBBA RAY DUDLEY

DIVAS - NORMAL - SINGLES

gold medal match

VICTORIA def TRISH STRATUS

GOLD MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


BRONZE MEDAL


no favouritism in this one ... but YAY VICTORIA!

MAIN EVENTS - ELIMINATION TAG - CAPTAIN FALL TORNADO 6-MAN TAG

bronze medal match

(C) SHAWN MICHAELS / CHRISTIAN / D-VON DUDLEY def (C) KANE / LEGEND UNDERTAKER / REY MYSTERIO

MAIN EVENTS - HELL IN A CELL - TORNADO TAG

semi finals

ANDRE THE GIANT / ROB VAN DAMN def LEGEND UNDERTAKER / REY MYSTERIO
MASKED KANE / BUBBA RAY DUDLEY def JIMMY SNUKA / KANE

DIVAS - MAIN EVENTS - IRON DIVA (15 MINUTES)

gold medal match

STACY KEIBLER def TRISH STRATUS by 12-4 pins

GOLD MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


BRONZE MEDAL


MAIN EVENTS - STEEL CAGE - TRIPLE THREAT

gold medal match

ANIMAL def RHYNO and LEGEND UNDERTAKER

GOLD MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


MAIN EVENTS - TABLE - TORNADO TAG

semi finals

MARK JINDRAK / RIC FLAIR def HARDCORE HOLLY / CHRISTIAN
D-VON DUDLEY / BOOKER T def RENE DUPREE / JIMMY SNUKA

guess which day is next in this?

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

it's NOT today!

because it's TIIIIIIIIME

time to find out who are my FIRST PROPER EVER CHAMPIONS in my ever lasting gobstopper ... in the FPR SUPERFEDS4.0!

30 men?
AMATEURS ...

PAY PER VIEW - ROYAL RUMBLE 01

WWE PPV Royal Rumble Kickoff at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida

JOHNNY STAMBOLI defeated JUSTIN GABRIEL and LANCE CADE and VAL VENIS and MARCUS LOUIS and JOHNNY PARISI and MAVEN and JAMES DICK by DIVING BODY PRESS in 14.15
TEAM THICK defeated JINDRAK AND CADE by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 29.24
MASON RYAN defeated VANCE ARCHER and CHRIS BENOIT and FANDANGO by BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.48
SAWYER FULTON defeated MR KENNEDY and JAKE and CHARLIE HAAS by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.30
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING defeated NICKY and KENNY and MARK JINDRAK and HARDCORE HOLLY and "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR and "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR and CURT HAWKINS by KO in 11.19
THE GYMINI defeated BWO by THE CRASH DIET-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.35
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated SYLVAIN GRENIER and ANGELO DAWKINS and THE HURRICANE by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.05
SAMI ZAYN defeated SHEIK DAIVARI and TYSON KIDD and SPIKE DUDLEY by ARABIAN PRESS in 8.55
FARMERS DAUGHTER defeated MOLLY HOLLY and ANGELA FONG and ALEXA BLISS by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.24
PRODIGETTE defeated KC SPINELLI and SU YUNG and "THE FOX" RUSTEE THOMAS by GERMAN SUPLEX in 19.29
"THE SIN CITY VIXEN" DANYAH defeated BRITTNEY SAVAGE and HOLLYWOOD and LA ROSA NEGRA by HURRICAN DRIVER in 14.18
MISS KITTY defeated DESIRE and LINDA GONZALEZ and ANGELUS LAYNE by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.30
SAVANNAH SUMMERS defeated "SWEET" GEORGIA BROWN and LORELEI LEE and ETHEL BROWN by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.59
CANDI DEVINE defeated SALINAS and KRISSY VAINE and "THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE by SCHOOL BOY in 13.25

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

BREAKING NEWS

monday night raw pre show 8-man match winner JOHNNY STANBOLI, has had to forfeit his place at the Royal Rumble tonight ... because while celebrating continuing his career on raw, he ate too much spaghetti and meatballs, and is currently being rushed to hospital for violent spaghetti sauce projectile vomiting ...

OH GOD IT'S ALL OVER THE AMBULANCE!!!

so instead of a stereotypical italian tough guy competing, his place will be taken by JUSTIN GABRIEL ...

will this opportunity for the young high flyer take him to heights he doesn't know?
or will it end in a splurge of red tomatoes and pasta bits!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

no time to dwell on that unfortunate incident involving VERY acidic tomatoes, and no foul play is involved ... he just stuffed too much in his mouth!

ANYWAYS

i hope you are all sitting down now in your seats, balancing cups of your chosen beverages and gigantic bags of popcorn, and not coming in late as usual ...

WWE PPV Royal Rumble at the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN) - UNITED STATES WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (MIKE CHIODA)
IVELISSE defeated RACHAEL DIAZ by SUPA RANA-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 10.43
PEGGY PATTERSON defeated ATHENA by BACKSLIDE in 15.21
FABULOUS MOOLAH defeated FARMERS DAUGHTER by POWERBOMB in 9.11
KAORU defeated "THE SCANDINAVIAN SWEETHEART" MIA SVENSSON by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 11.39

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN) - INTERCONTINENTAL WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (MARK CURTIS)
MISS KITTY defeated "THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE by GROIN PUNCH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.28
JACKIE SATO defeated CANDICE MICHELLE by ROLLING PIN FALL in 9.28
MAKI UEDA defeated JACQUELINE by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 17.36
JENNIFER BLAKE defeated MARTI BELLE by GERMAN SUPLEX WHIP-PINFALL in 14.07

so the four winners advance to their championship title tournament, while the losers all battle for the secondary titles

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

now the other championship title tournaments can start ...

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (TIM WHITE)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA by OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.20
"AMERICAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated LUKE GALLOWS by PUNCH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.39
MORDECAI defeated JAMAL by DELAYED BRAINBUSTER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.13
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN defeated SAMOA JOE by HIGH ANGLE BODY SLAM-PINFALL in 18.40

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (TIM WHITE)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated TYSON KIDD by NUTCRACKER SUITE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.16
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR defeated JESSE by TRIPLE POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 15.37
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN defeated TERRY FUNK by PILEDRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.45
BILL DEMOTT defeated DAMIEN SANDOW by SCRAP BUSTER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.48

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - RAW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (TIM WHITE)
IDOL STEVENS defeated MARTY JANNETTY by DDT-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.12
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK defeated "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY by HALF NELSON SUPLEX-PINFALL in 17.02
JUSTIN CREDIBLE defeated DANIEL BRYAN by THAT'S INCREDIBLE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.08
JUSTIN GABRIEL defeated TYLER REKS by KO in 7.01

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - MONDAY NIGHT RAW TAG TEAMS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (JACK DOANE)
NWO defeated KYO DAI by OUTLAW'S EDGE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 23.00
AMERICAN ALPHA defeated KENDRICK AND LONDON by FIREMAN'S CARRY-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 26.05
NEW AGE OUTLAWS defeated TEAM THICK by FAME ASSER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 29.03
CADE AND MURDOCH defeated THE ASCENSION by DIVING KNEE DROP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 25.04

nXt - nXt CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (JUSTIN KING)
THE ROCK defeated DARREN YOUNG by ROCK BOTTOM-PINFALL in 9.46
TYSON TOMKO defeated SETH ROLLINS by JACK HAMMER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.09
FINN BALOR defeated "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM by DANGEROUS DDT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.04
HEIDENREICH defeated MASON RYAN by TWISTED SPINE BUSTER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.51

SUPERSTARS - SUPERSTARS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (J KORDERAS)
HIDEO ITAMI defeated "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER by KNEE KICK TO PLAIN-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.28
JOHN CENA defeated SAWYER FULTON by HURRICANE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 20.40
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS by WIDOWMAKER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 20.01
TEST defeated KEVIN OWENS by DOCTOR BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 12.46

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
DEAN AMBROSE defeated MR AMERICA by PK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.11
KENZO SUZUKI defeated JESUS by STN-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 8.01
KEVIN THORN defeated SHAD GASPARD by SIDE ROLL STUNNER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 13.09
KURT ANGLE defeated SNITSKY by ANKLE HOLD in 16.44

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
RENE DUPREE defeated STARDUST by DEATH VALLEY BOMB-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.33
TITUS O'NEILL defeated D'LO BROWN by CLASH OF THE TITUS-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 12.53
ROAD DOGG defeated "COMMISSIONER" WILLIAM REGAL by DIVING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 20.56
JEY USO defeated "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN by BACKSLIDE in 13.25

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - SMACKDOWN TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON defeated "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING by TEXAS JAB-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.05
ZACK RYDER defeated CAMACHO by SHEER DROP REVERSE DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.48
JOEY MERCURY defeated SKIP SHEFFIELD by DIVING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 10.15
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL defeated STEVIE RICHARDS by JUMP NECKBREAK DROP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.02

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (MIKE CHIODA)
DEGENERATION X defeated THE NEW DAY by NECK BREAKER DROP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 40.00
THE HARDY BOYZ defeated MNM by COMPLETE SHOT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 18.42
3 MINUTE WARNING defeated THE MEXICOOLS by WILD BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 26.48
THE GYMINI defeated T&A by HEAD PICKUP LARIAT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.45

MAIN EVENT - MAIN EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (CHAD PATTON)
JOHNNY NITRO defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by HURACANRANA in 9.21
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated CARLITO by LARGE ROLLING DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.48
BRAY WYATT defeated "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA by SISTER ABIGAIL-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.05
THE MIZ defeated TREVOR MURDOCH by SKULL CRUSHING FINALE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.43

205 LIVE! - 205 LIVE! CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
SUPER CRAZY defeated "AIR" EVAN BOURNE by SPINNING DOCTOR BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 14.36
REY MYSTERIO defeated SAMI ZAYN by LEG SCISSORS-MOONSAULT FALL in 13.51
PSICOSIS defeated "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 14.06
SIN CARA defeated "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE by MYSTERIOUS RANA in 13.24

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN) - RAW WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (MIKE CHIODA)
"THE AMAZON" AJA KONG defeated CHERRY BOMB by STEINER SCREW DRIVER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.59
FABULOUS MOOLAH defeated COMMAND BOLSHOI by PENDULUM BACKBREAKER-PINFALL in 16.01
PEGGY PATTERSON defeated IVELISSE by HIP TOSS-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 20.33
KAORU defeated HAVOK by BODY SLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.59

nXt (WOMEN) - nXt WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (EARL HEBNER)
DAWN MARIE defeated TONI ROSE by NECK HANGING BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 9.56
"THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD" CHYNA defeated PRODIGETTE by KO in 8.52
XANDRA BALE defeated CUTY SUZUKI by TOP ROPE HURACANRANA-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.52
BULL NAKANO defeated MARIA KANELLIS by BACKDROP HOLD in 13.43

SUPERSTARS (WOMEN) - SUPERSTARS WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (PJ DRUMMOND)
"CRAZY" MARY DOBSON defeated "THE SIN CITY VIXEN" DANYAH by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 14.17
MAYUMI OZAKI defeated PHOENIX by TEQUILA SUNRISE in 12.34
SANTANA GARRETT defeated TORI by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 13.41
MARIKO YOSHIDA defeated EVELYN STEWART by ROLLING PIN FALL in 19.58

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN) - SMACKDOWN WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (MARK CURTIS)
MAKI UEDA defeated JAZZ by SHOULDER BREAK DROP-PINFALL in 14.12
TRISH STRATUS defeated JENNIFER BLAKE by THESZ PRESS-PINFALL in 11.55
"FLYING ANGEL" MANAMI TOYOTA defeated JACKIE SATO by TIGERDRIVER '91-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 19.33
GAIL KIM defeated MISS KITTY by ARM HOLD SPIN KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.12

MAIN EVENT (WOMEN) - MAIN EVENT WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
"MOOLAH" THE SPIDER LADY defeated TYGRESS by SCHOOL BOY in 13.07
CHEERLEADER MELISSA defeated ASYA by KUDO DRIVER in 14.40
YUU YAMAGATA defeated SAVANNAH SUMMERS by JUMPING DDT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.31
EMI SAKURA defeated VICKI WILLIAMS by COMPLETE SHOT-PINFALL in 13.23

DIVAS! LIVE (WOMEN) - DIVAS! LIVE CHAMPIONSHIP - QUARTER FINALS - (TARYN TERREL)
TSUKASA FUJIMOTO defeated MISTY BLUE SIMMES by SUPER RANA-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 14.21
JENNIFER BLAKE defeated LA ROSA NEGRA by ANGLE ROLLING PIN in 14.38
CAYLEE TURNER defeated ALEXA BLISS by SIDE BUSTER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.33
SHAZZA MCKENZIE defeated CANDI DEVINE by HURACANRANA in 10.33

would you look at that, that Justin Gabriel made the semi finals, and knocking the fudge out of that big meanie Tyler Reks with a frog splash!
is the miracle on?
tune in to find out

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and here is the semi finals ...

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (TIM WHITE)
"AMERICAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated "ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL by ANGLE CHOKE SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 13.18
MORDECAI defeated "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN by THE CRUCIFIX-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 17.02

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (TIM WHITE)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR by NECK HANGING BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 15.11
BILL DEMOTT defeated "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN by PELTING LIFT UP SLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.37

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - RAW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (TIM WHITE)
IDOL STEVENS defeated "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK by ARM WHIP-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.23
JUSTIN GABRIEL defeated JUSTIN CREDIBLE by STN-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 20.58

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - MONDAY NIGHT RAW TAG TEAMS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (JACK DOANE)
NWO defeated AMERICAN ALPHA by F DROP LIFTUP SLAM-PINFALL in 19.07
CADE AND MURDOCH defeated NEW AGE OUTLAWS by SPINE BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 35.21

nXt - nXt CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (JUSTIN KING)
THE ROCK defeated TYSON TOMKO by NECK HANGING BONB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 8.54
HEIDENREICH defeated FINN BALOR by STRIKING LIFTUP SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 18.24

SUPERSTARS - SUPERSTARS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (J KORDERAS)
HIDEO ITAMI defeated JOHN CENA by VERTICAL GERMAN SUPLEX in 19.09
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated TEST by FULL NELSON BUSTER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.10

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
DEAN AMBROSE defeated KENZO SUZUKI by PINFALL in 12.21
KURT ANGLE defeated KEVIN THORN by UPPER ELBOW SMASH-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.23

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
TITUS O'NEILL defeated RENE DUPREE by CLASH OF THE TITUS-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 11.07
JEY USO defeated ROAD DOGG by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX in 10.16

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - SMACKDOWN TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON defeated ZACK RYDER by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.47
JOEY MERCURY defeated "PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL by JUMPING ELBOW-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 13.43

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (MIKE CHIODA)
DEGENERATION X defeated THE HARDY BOYZ by THE PEDIGREE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 24.25
3 MINUTE WARNING defeated THE GYMINI by FIRE THUNDER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.52

MAIN EVENT - MAIN EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (CHAD PATTON)
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated JOHNNY NITRO by POWERBOMB in 14.40
THE MIZ defeated BRAY WYATT by SKULL CRUSHING FINALE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.57

205 LIVE! - 205 LIVE! CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
REY MYSTERIO defeated SUPER CRAZY by HURACANRANA in 8.55
PSICOSIS defeated SIN CARA by SWING DDT-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 8.57

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN) - RAW WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (MIKE CHIODA)
"THE AMAZON" AJA KONG defeated FABULOUS MOOLAH by VERTICAL BRAINBUSTER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 9.16
KAORU defeated PEGGY PATTERSON by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX in 21.41

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN) - UNITED STATES WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (MIKE CHIODA)
ATHENA defeated RACHAEL DIAZ by CHIN CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.42
FARMERS DAUGHTER defeated "THE SCANDINAVIAN SWEETHEART" MIA SVENSSON by BULLDOGGING HEADLOCK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.37

nXt (WOMEN) - nXt WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (EARL HEBNER)
"THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD" CHYNA defeated DAWN MARIE by PEDIGREE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.37
BULL NAKANO defeated XANDRA BALE by BACKDROP HOLD in 9.08

SUPERSTARS (WOMEN) - SUPERSTARS WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (PJ DRUMMOND)
"CRAZY" MARY DOBSON defeated MAYUMI OZAKI by SUPER RANA-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 12.43
MARIKO YOSHIDA defeated SANTANA GARRETT by DIVING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 20.30

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN) - SMACKDOWN WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (MARK CURTIS)
TRISH STRATUS defeated MAKI UEDA by DIVING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 13.48
"FLYING ANGEL" MANAMI TOYOTA defeated GAIL KIM by TOP ROPE ROLLUP PIN in 14.11

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN) - INTERCONTINENTAL WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (MARK CURTIS)
CANDICE MICHELLE defeated "THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE by FLYING KNEEL KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.45
JACQUELINE defeated MARTI BELLE by TORNADO DDT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.40

MAIN EVENT (WOMEN) - MAIN EVENT WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
CHEERLEADER MELISSA defeated "MOOLAH" THE SPIDER LADY by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.51
EMI SAKURA defeated YUU YAMAGATA by TIGERDRIVER-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 13.05

DIVAS! LIVE (WOMEN) - DIVAS! LIVE CHAMPIONSHIP - SEMI FINALS - (TARYN TERREL)
JENNIFER BLAKE defeated TSUKASA FUJIMOTO by CANADIAN DESTROYER-PINFALL in 13.12
SHAZZA MCKENZIE defeated CAYLEE TURNER by BACKSLIDE in 10.53

so we have our championship title finals set, and oh look that Justin Gabriel made it too, what a story!

but you'll have to WAIT until tomorrow to find out the FPR SUPERFEDS4.0 very first champions, and of course, who will be going to WRESTLEMANIA1 as royal rumble winners!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and now
the business end

WHO WINS THE TITLES
AND WHO WINS NOTHING!!!

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (TIM WHITE)
MORDECAI defeated "AMERICAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER by SIDE ROLLER STUNNER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 18.30

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (TIM WHITE)
BILL DEMOTT defeated "CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY by HAWAIIAN SMASHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.53

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - RAW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (TIM WHITE)
JUSTIN GABRIEL defeated IDOL STEVENS by 450 SPLASH-PINFALL in 16.29

MONDAY NIGHT RAW - MONDAY NIGHT RAW TAG TEAMS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (JACK DOANE)
CADE AND MURDOCH defeated NWO by REDNECK BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 23.42

nXt - nXt CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (JUSTIN KING)
HEIDENREICH defeated THE ROCK by TWISTED SPINE BUSTER-BOTH HANDS PESS PIN in 21.08

SUPERSTARS - SUPERSTARS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (J KORDERAS)
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated HIDEO ITAMI by WIDOWMAKER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.16

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
DEAN AMBROSE defeated KURT ANGLE by PK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.09

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
TITUS O'NEILL defeated JEY USO by SPINE BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 15.30

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - SMACKDOWN TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
JOEY MERCURY defeated "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON by FACE CRUSHER-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 14.08

SMACKDOWN LIVE! - SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (MIKE CHIODA)
DEGENERATION X defeated 3 MINUTE WARNING by THE PEDIGREE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 32.52

MAIN EVENT - MAIN EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (CHAD PATTON)
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated THE MIZ by BACKSLIDE in 18.33

205 LIVE! - 205 LIVE! CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
PSICOSIS defeated REY MYSTERIO by FALCON ARROW-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.59

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN) - RAW WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (MIKE CHIODA)
"THE AMAZON" AJA KONG defeated KAORU by BACK KNUCKLE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 15.45

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN) - UNITED STATES WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (MIKE CHIODA)
FARMERS DAUGHTER defeated ATHENA by SUNSET FLIP in 13.33

nXt (WOMEN) - nXt WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (EARL HEBNER)
BULL NAKANO defeated "THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD" CHYNA by NAKANO POSEIDON-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.43

SUPERSTARS (WOMEN) - SUPERSTARS WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (PJ DRUMMOND)
MARIKO YOSHIDA defeated "CRAZY" MARY DOBSON by "SCHWEIN"-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 13.48

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN) - SMACKDOWN WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (MARK CURTIS)
"FLYING ANGEL" MANAMI TOYOTA defeated TRISH STRATUS by VICTORY ROLL PINFALL in 10.16

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN) - INTERCONTINENTAL WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (MARK CURTIS)
JACQUELINE defeated CANDICE MICHELLE by POWERSLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.01

MAIN EVENT (WOMEN) - MAIN EVENT WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
CHEERLEADER MELISSA defeated EMI SAKURA by KUDO DRIVER in 11.37

DIVAS! LIVE (WOMEN) - DIVAS! LIVE CHAMPIONSHIP - FOR THE TITLE - (TARYN TERREL)
JENNIFER BLAKE defeated SHAZZA MCKENZIE by ROLLING PIN FALL in 9.37

and guess who won the FIRST title that i played?


what a way for the final matches to start, with stand-in Justin Gabriel winning the raw television championship!

only FOUR number one seeds won ... Joey Mercury, Bull Nakano, Manami toyota and Jennifer Blake

so now we find out ...
WHO DREW NUMBER ONE!!!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

the real thing has thirty competitors in two royal rumbles ...

i have sixty four in the mens and thirty six in the womens plus eight in the 205! live rumble and six in the divas live! rumble ... also a hulk!


unfortunately even the hulk went down to the acidic tomato spaghetti sauce ... yes the hulk was also there i have proof ...

and let's not dwell on what i may or may not have done correctly and put Justin Gabriel and not Johnny Stamboli in OKAY!!!

but it made a nice underdog story didn't it


but now, and because ...

IT'S
TIIIIIIIIME!!!

and let's indeed find out who drew number one!
(in order of elimination)

205! LIVE ROYAL RUMBLE
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE - 7.59
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE - 15.12
SIN CARA - 13.31
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR - 22.52
SUPER CRAZY - 11.44
PSICOSIS - 20.31
SHEIK DAIVARI - 22.14
WINNER - REY MYSTERIO - 16.14

congrats to booyaka booyaka for winning and he's GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA1 to face whoever the champ is for the 205 LIVE! championship

and an extra thing i'm doing, the longest time for a non-winner of the matches will get into their next title match ... so Finn Balor will be in that at the next PPV ... and yes i'm still calling them THAT!

so now it's the womens rumble ... will we see some other companies champions taking part?
no

WOMENS ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH A
EVELYN STEWART - 17.32
SU YUNG - 20.06
MARTI BELLE - 22.03
BULL NAKANO - 28.17
"MOOLAH" THE SPIDER LADY - 34.21
WINNER - TORI - 37.21

WOMENS ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH B
CANDICE MICHELLE - 8.31
VICKI WILLIAMS - 11.46
GAIL KIM - 10.27
JENNIFER BLAKE - 14.27
"FLYING ANGEL" MANAMI TOYOTA - 10.39
WINNER - HAVOK - 13.39

WOMENS ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH C
RACHAEL DIAZ - 7.40
MAKI UEDA - 13.48
XANDRA BALE - 13.17
EMI SAKURA - 13.18
COMMAND BOLSHOI - 11.05
WINNER - CHERRY BOMB - 14.05

WOMENS ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH D
JACKIE SATO - 12.12
TYGRESS - 15.57
CUTY SUZUKI - 13.48
KAORU - 11.47
"THE AMAZON" AJA KONG - 9.50
WINNER - JAZZ - 6.50

WOMENS ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH E
HOLLYWOOD - 10.14
MARIKO YOSHIDA - 12.11
FABULOUS MOOLAH - 15.17
TRISH STRATUS - 15.13
CHEERLEADER MELISSA - 17.09
WINNER - YUU YAMAGATA - 14.09

WOMENS ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH F
IVELISSE - 8.38
LORELEI LEE - 12.40
MARIA KANELLIS - 7.25
KC SPINELLI - 14.37
MAYUMI OZAKI - 10.31
WINNER - SANTANA GARRETT - 7.31

and the FINAL FORM for this rumble match

WOMENS ROYAL RUMBLE FINAL SIX
YUU YAMAGATA - 0.15
JAZZ - 5.45
CHERRY BOMB - 12.41
HAVOK - 12.54
SANTANA GARRETT - 13.18
WINNER - TORI - 13.18

so biggups to TORI and the first SUPERFEDSs4.0 royal rumble winner, and she's booked her ticket to WRESTLEMANIA1 ... and that's not all, for the winners of the royal rumble will "decide" between the raw or smackdown championship! well, i'll come up with something for that

and the longest time in the womens rumble, with a quite astonishing time of 34.21, the fearsome "MOOLAH" THE SPIDER LADY will get a WOMENS MAIN EVENT title match at the next PPV

just two more to go folks

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

literally four years ago i started this journey ...
and now it's ending ...
in this PPV cycle ...

THE FINAL POST OF THE SUPERFEDS4.0 ROYAL RUMBLE PPV!!!

and we start with some diva action ...

DIVAS! LIVE ROYAL RUMBLE
ALEXA BLISS - 9.21
SHAZZA MCKENZIE - 12.24
MISTY BLUE SIMMES - 15.32
TSUKASA FUJIMOTO - 15.25
CAYLEE TURNER - 10.03
WINNER - JENNIFER BLAKE - 13.03

throw the streamers and shout SUPER DRAGON for about an hour at her face, because Jennifer Blake is going to WRESTLEMANIA1 for the DIVAS LIVE! title
and for the longest time and a shot at that very title at the next PPV is MISTY BLUE SIMMES
hoowee

and finally
this is it
the big one
and it is pretty big

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH A
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON - 11.27
TYSON KIDD - 13.16
IDOL STEVENS - 9.44
JOHNNY NITRO - 9.33
THE ROCK - 22.40
ANGELO DAWKINS - 12.44
MR AMERICA - 17.18
WINNER - SETH ROLLINS - 11.18

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH B
DAMIEN SANDOW - 7.00
JUSTIN CREDIBLE - 14.35
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN - 9.55
JAMAL (KO) - 13.36
DEAN AMBROSE - 12.59
TREVOR MURDOCH - 29.07
THE HURRICANE - 17.27
WINNER - KENZO SUZUKI - 14.27

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH C
JAKE - 11.24
MIKEY - 18.25
JESSE - 12.18
JESUS - 10.26
TITUS O'NEILL - 22.56
KENNY - 12.54
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN - 29.23
WINNER - HEIDENREICH - 17.23

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH D
CARLITO - 8.02
ZACK RYDER - 10.27
RENE DUPREE - 11.29
VANCE ARCHER - 11.09
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL - 17.54
KURT ANGLE - 15.08
SEAN O'HAIRE - 14.40
WINNER - "AMERICAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER - 17.40

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH E
CAMACHO - 10.38
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN - 15.14
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON - 11.04
CHRIS BENOIT - 8.26
BRAY WYATT - 17.20
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY - 15.02
LUKE GALLOWS - 17.24
WINNER - HIDEO ITAMI - 14.24

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH F
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE - 10.31
MARTY JANNETTY - 10.52
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY - 11.09
MORDECAI - 14.14
TYSON TOMKO - 18.48
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER - 11.13
KEVIN OWENS - 13.35
WINNER - JEY USO - 10.35

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH G
JOEY MERCURY - 9.48
JUSTIN GABRIEL - 13.33
THE MIZ - 10.43
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM - 20.01
FANDANGO - 14.48
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA - 11.21
BILL DEMOTT - 17.16
WINNER - TEST - 11.16

ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH H
"DASHING" CODY RHODES - 7.20
TERRY FUNK - 9.36
SKIP SHEFFIELD - 20.20
NICKY - 12.20
D'LO BROWN - 10.30
DARREN YOUNG - 21.02
KEVIN THORN - 10.04
WINNER - "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR - 7.04

this is it, who will win the mens royal rumble ...

MENS ROYAL RUMBLE FINAL EIGHT
HEIDENREICH - 0.09
HIDEO ITAMI - 0.27
"AMERICAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER - 4.43
JEY USO - 5.02
SETH ROLLINS - 8.04
KENZO SUZUKI - 11.01
TEST - 13.33
WINNER - "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR - 13.33

the longest time for this belongs to who bloody else "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN with a time of 29.23!
the next PPV he'll have the opportunity to go up against NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION MORDECAI ... or will it be those two and someone else ...

and as the fireworks go off, the winner points at the big sign, and the next big thing becomes the next big thing who will be at WRESTLEMANIA1 for either the raw or smackdown title!
will "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR fight for the SMACKDOWN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP?
or do the old switcheroo and go for the RAW UNIVERSAL TITLE!
or will Triple h and Ric Flair plan a neferious plan to shove him out the way?!?

there we have it my pretties
it's over
now you can go on the interwebs and complain about the winners AS IS TRADITION!


we'll be back soon for more pixel packed action from the FPR SUPERFEDS4.0 very soon
so with that i'll say tah rah for now chucks
and leave you with this

it won't take four sodding years to get to the next PPV
I PROMISE


ahh, now i can get on with that writing thing i started last year

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

the final days of week one of the SMACKDOWN V RAW OLYMPICS is upon us, with medals galore on offer with the winners all smiling and the losers rubbing their shoulders ...

DAY FIVE

NORMAL - SINGLES

semi finals

MASKED KANE def LEGEND UNDERTAKER
UNDERTAKER def KANE

HARDCORE - TORNADO 6-MAN TAG

gold medal match

MASKED KANE / RANDY ORTON / EDDIE GUERRERO def BOOKER T / BRUTUS BEEFCAKE / MATT HARDY

GOLD MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


BRONZE MEDAL


MAIN EVENTS - ELIMINATION TAG - CAPTAIN FALL TORNADO 6-MAN TAG

gold medal match

(C) MASKED KANE / MARK JINDRAK / HARDCORE HOLLY def (C) UNDERTAKER / JOHN CENA / RICO

GOLD MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


BRONZE MEDAL


MAIN EVENTS - HELL IN A CELL - TORNADO TAG

bronze medal match

JIMMY SNUKA / KANE def LEGEND UNDERTAKER / REY MYSTERIO

MAIN EVENTS - TABLE - TORNADO TAG

bronze medal match

RENE DUPREE / JIMMY SNUKA def HARDCORE HOLLY / CHRISTIAN

---

DAY SIX

NORMAL - SINGLES

bronze medal match

KANE def LEGEND UNDERTAKER

MAIN EVENTS - HELL IN A CELL - TORNADO TAG

gold medal match

MASKED KANE / BUBBA RAY DUDLEY def ANDRE THE GIANT / ROB VAN DAMN

GOLD MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


BRONZE MEDAL


MAIN EVENTS - TABLE - TORNADO TAG

gold medal match

D-VON DUDLEY / BOOKER T def MARK JINDRAK / RIC FLAIR

GOLD MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


BRONZE MEDAL

---

DAY SEVEN

NORMAL - SINGLES

gold medal match

UNDERTAKER def MASKED KANE

GOLD MEDAL


SILVER MEDAL


BRONZE MEDAL

WEEK TWO will be posted ...
that's a guarantee


i mean when i do it of course
can't just magic things out of thin air can i


but that will be a wait because new things get done ...

the W.H.L. WHL3 preliminaries, with teams you've never heard of fighting for a place in the WHL2 (it took twenty minutes to make the roms for this AND put the complete banners together!) ... and seasons two of CLASSIC EA HOCKEY, NBA LIVE 98 5X5 / 3X3 / 2X2, AND RUGBY WORLD CUP 95!

*throws up gang signs*

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

i've been busy ...

so it's been a while since posting on here
things have changed
leaves have appeared
dogs left unbarked
and another pun about trees

and before i reveal my next way of extracting value out of this

ITS THE NEWZ

it really is

the NEWZ this time is i've added some more basketball shenanigans, and they are 1x1 TIMED SHOOTOUT; 1x1 POINTS SHOOTOUT and 3-POINT SHOOUTOUT (which right now was played as group matches, but i probably change that to 1x1 matches for the next season)

BUT NOW

ITS EVEN BIGGER NEWZ

now you will remember the SUPER SMASH FLASH amazeballs thing?
of course you do

well that's binned now
i have a better one
also a very nice christmas jumper too
aww crap someone spilled some cranberry sauce on the front
ITS RUINED!!!
*throws it in bin*

and that better one is

CMC 7.0

a modded version of the base game, which had a *pfft* paltry 129 characters to choose
well i wasn't taking that
so i did the F8 trick with this
and now i have ...
THREE HUNDRED NINETEEN separate characters to play with

and even better, it has up to SIX characters onscreen now, which is brilliant eh?

but wait COME BACK i haven't told you how i plan to do this ...
and please refrain from unlocking the ankle chains as well

now then, 319 characters, but why mr jenzie, why are you doing this?
*drops that annoying person into a flaming pit*

now then, 319 characters, but how mr jenzie, HOW are you gonna pull this impossible task off this time
well it's simples
I'M NOT
i'm doing things in another intelligent way!

based on the very clever DRL DRONE RACING LEAGUE setup, it's gonna be real easy to follow, i randomly pick 48 characters from the game, into eight groups of six, and they fight three rounds. the WINNERS all go through to the next round, but if there are less that jake three winners there will be a non-copywrited GOLDEN HEAT to determine the remaining qualifiers ... either one winner or two winners, to make up the three qualifiers!

from 48 fighters to 24 fighters to 12 fighters and then the GRAND FINAL (now i had planned to do it the DRL way too, but SOMEONE in the game decided to not bother fighting and just stand there, so i decided to very quickly change it to regular points scoring for the grand final!)

gee that's a lot of words
gee that's a lot of words

so the very next and supersweet tasting holiday meat covering post will be the first of the matches
*annoying person starts complaining about being in the flaming pit*
SHUT UP

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and before some nark new york cop destroys our delightful party time

the 24 fighters who FAIL at getting out of the first round of fights are ELIMINATED from the draw for next season, and if someone wins THREE seasons titles, they are RETIRED from competition ... because believe me it WILL be needed, some real overpowered gits in this game, i actually had to take out one because he was a bloody yonking big tank and blew everyone away in a terribly unfair way!

i'm also changing the levels, by simply using ONE level throughout the season

and that level is

nice and simple and not in anyway game breaking whatsoever

so now the first entrants into this SEASON ONE of SUPER SMASH BROS CRUSADE CMC 7.0

PRESEA COMBATIR, HIEDA NO AKYU, ALICE MARGATROID, JOTARO, CAPTAIN FALCON and SHUMA-GORATH

and the matches

ROUND 1A - HEAT 1
ALICE MARGATROID - 1
PRESEA COMBATIR - 2
CAPTAIN FALCON - 3
HIEDA NO AKYU - 4
JOTARO - 5
SHUMA-GORATH - 6

ROUND 1A - HEAT 2
CAPTAIN FALCON - 1
ALICE MARGATROID - 2
HIEDA NO AKYU - 3
SHUMA-GORATH - 4
PRESEA COMBATIR - 5
JOTARO - 6

ROUND 1A - HEAT 3
PRESEA COMBATIR - 1
ALICE MARGATROID - 2
JOTARO - 3
HIEDA NO AKYU - 4
CAPTAIN FALCON - 5
SHUMA-GORATH - 6

so congrats and lots of stuffing to ALICE MARGATROID, CAPTAIN FALCON and PRESEA COMBATIR for reaching the second round
and sod the rest of them


round 2 coming up
which surprised me that's for sure ...

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

so i was telling my girlfriend the other day, why that's rather a lovely cat you have there ... twice even!

the next set of battle bots are

GANONDORF, MAI TOKIHA, IKU NAGAE, NACIDIO, CLOWNPIECE, 2B (HOVER GLITCH)

ROUND 1B - HEAT 1
IKU NAGAE - 1
MAI TOKIHA - 2
GANONDORF - 3
CLOWNPIECE - 4
2B (HOVER GLITCH) - 5
NACIDIO - 6

ROUND 1B - HEAT 2
IKU NAGAE - 1
GANONDORF - 2
MAI TOKIHA - 3
CLOWNPIECE - 4
NACIDIO - 5
2B (HOVER GLITCH) - 6

ROUND 1B - HEAT 3
IKU NAGAE - 1
GANONDORF - 2
MAI TOKIHA - 3
CLOWNPIECE - 4
2B (HOVER GLITCH) - 5
NACIDIO - 6

ROUND 1B - GOLDEN HEAT
MAI TOKIHA - 1
CLOWNPIECE - 2
GANONDORF - 3
NACIDIO - 4
2B (HOVER GLITCH) - 6

and hugs all round for IKU NAGAE (that girls got strats, also a massive final smash!), and the winners from the golden heat MAI TOKIHA and CLOWNPIECE get to the next round and the next season

everyone else can get out of my cat!!!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

ahh the third match ... get off me you weird lady and give me my cup back!
yes the GOLDEN ONE GEEZ!!!

OKITA (OLD), HARUHI SUZUMIYA, NANA (SOLO), MISTEL, REIMU HAKUREI, KARS

ROUND 1C - HEAT 1
REIMU HAKUREI - 1
HARUHI SUZUMIYA - 2
KARS - 3
MISTEL - 4
NANA (SOLO) - 5
OKITA (OLD) - 6

ROUND 1C - HEAT 2
REIMU HAKUREI - 1
KARS - 2
MISTEL - 3
HARUHI SUZUMIYA - 4
OKITA (OLD) - 5
NANA (SOLO) - 6

ROUND 1C - HEAT 3
MISTEL - 1
REIMU HAKUREI - 2
HARUHI SUZUMIYA - 3
NANA (SOLO) - 4
KARS - 5
OKITA (OLD) - 6

ROUND 1C - GOLDEN HEAT
KARS - 1
OKITA (OLD) - 2
NANA (SOLO) - 3
HARUHI SUZUMIYA - 4

*rides on a camel*
why is this cow ... trophys are going to REIMU HAKUREI for two heat wins, MISTEL and the golden heat winner KARS, or as he's actually know ULTIMATE KARS if you look him up ... isn't that precious!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

NO DON'T TRY AND GRAB THE CUP IT ISN'T WORTH IT
TRY AND GRAB MY LAPTOP INSTEAD, IT HAS "THINGS" ON IT

MARIO, FLANDRE SCARLET, SOMA CRUZ, NES MARIO, DAN HIBIKI, RAYMAN (REVAMPED)

ROUND 1D - HEAT 1
MARIO - 1
FLANDRE SCARLET - 2
SOMA CRUZ - 3
NES MARIO - 4
DAN HIBIKI - 5
RAYMAN (REVAMPED) - 6

ROUND 1D - HEAT 2
FLANDRE SCARLET - 1
SOMA CRUZ - 2
NES MARIO - 3
MARIO - 4
DAN HIBIKI - 5
RAYMAN (REVAMPED) - 6

ROUND 1D - HEAT 3
MARIO - 1
NES MARIO - 2
FLANDRE SCARLET - 3
SOMA CRUZ - 4
DAN HIBIKI - 5
RAYMAN (REVAMPED) - 6

ROUND 1D - GOLDEN HEAT
SOMA CRUZ - 1
NES MARIO - 2
DAN HIBIKI - 3
RAYMAN (REVAMPED) - 4

rayman?
rubbishman more like
*guffaws*

so a nice horse ride into an unnecessary sequel for MARIO, FLANDRE SCARLET and the golden heat survivor SOMA CRUZ
the rest can have a nice horse ride into an unnecessary sequel ...

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

excuse me everyone, i'm just going out on this canoe ... and not gonna go to panama ...

it's back to the fisticuffs of fun as we journey back to the centre of the earth ... as in BATTLEGROUNDS ... for the second half or round 1 of SMBCCMC7.0WRNJ

PAC-MAN, AIGIS, MILLA BASSETT, PHOENIX WRIGHT, ASAGI, PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE

ROUND 1E - HEAT 1
PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE - 1
MILLA BASSETT - 2
ASAGI - 3
PAC-MAN - 4
PHOENIX WRIGHT - 5
AIGIS - 6

ROUND 1E - HEAT 2
MILLA BASSETT - 1
PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE - 2
PAC-MAN - 3
AIGIS - 4
ASAGI - 5
PHOENIX WRIGHT - 6

ROUND 1E - HEAT 3
PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE - 1
PAC-MAN - 2
MILLA BASSETT - 3
ASAGI - 4
PHOENIX WRIGHT - 5
AIGIS - 6

ROUND 1E - GOLDEN HEAT
PAC-MAN - 1
ASAGI - 2
AIGIS - 3
PHOENIX WRIGHT - 4

and very well done for receiving that life insurance to PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE, MILLA BASSETT ... and also PAC-MAN for making sure all those eco tourists get to go down that river

now we can all enjoy a nice story about a LOBSTER!!!
HOORAY

and congrats on anyone getting those completely obvious british tv references

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

I GOT IT!!!

RHINOS VERSUS ELEPHANTS

hehe bet you weren't expecting that?

*suddenly some red cloaked spaniards appear and ask did you expect us?
and they were right ... i did not
and then get run over by rhinos and elephants
bet they didn't expect that ...*

*suddenly some red cloaked spaniards appear and ask did you expect us?
and they were right ... i did not
and then get run over by rhinos and elephants
bet they didn't expect that ...*

*suddenly some red cloaked spaniards appear and ask did you expect us?
and they were right ... i did not
and then get run over by rhinos and elephants
bet they didn't expect that ...*

UTSUHO REIUJI, CLESS ALVEIN, SONIC, KUNG FU GIRL, BOWSER, RICHTER BELMONT

ROUND 1F - HEAT 1
CLESS ALVEIN - 1
RICHTER BELMONT - 2
KUNG FU GIRL - 3
BOWSER - 4
UTSUHO REIUJI - 5
SONIC - 6

ROUND 1F - HEAT 2
BOWSER - 1
CLESS ALVEIN - 2
RICHTER BELMONT - 3
UTSUHO REIUJI - 4
SONIC - 5
KUNG FU GIRL - 6

ROUND 1F - HEAT 3
CLESS ALVEIN - 1
BOWSER - 2
UTSUHO REIUJI - 3
RICHTER BELMONT - 4
KUNG FU GIRL - 5
SONIC - 6

ROUND 1F - GOLDEN HEAT
RICHTER BELMONT - 1
UTSUHO REIUJI - 2
SONIC - 3
KUNG FU GIRL - 4

and the second round awaits for CLESS ALVEIN, BOWSER and the golden heat whipper RICHTER BELMONT
the other three didn't expect to go out ...
*suddenly some red cloaked spaniards appear ...*

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

*a court room - day*

clerk of the court: and who did you see pushing this egg off the wall?

BUBSY, SEPHIROTH, FOX MCCLOUD, ARIA, MARISA KIRISAME, ARLE NADJA (ENGLISH VA)

ROUND 1G - HEAT 1
MARISA KIRISAME - 1
SEPHIROTH - 2
FOX MCCLOUD - 3
ARLE NADJA (ENGLISH VA) - 4
BUBSY - 5
ARIA - 6

ROUND 1G - HEAT 2
MARISA KIRISAME - 1
BUBSY - 2
ARLE NADJA (ENGLISH VA) - 3
SEPHIROTH - 4
FOX MCCLOUD - 5
ARIA - 6

ROUND 1G - HEAT 3
ARIA - 1
MARISA KIRISAME - 2
ARLE NADJA (ENGLISH VA) - 3
BUBSY - 4
SEPHIROTH - 5
FOX MCCLOUD - 6

ROUND 1G - GOLDEN HEAT
FOX MCCLOUD - 1
SEPHIROTH - 2
ARLE NADJA (ENGLISH VA) - 3
BUBSY - 4

and being pushed accidentally and brutally falling off that wall is MARISA KIRISAME, ARIA and with a last minute lazer shot right into Andross's face it's FOX MCCLOUD

DO SOME SORT OF SPINNING MANGROVE LIKE A ROUND WOODEN CASKET THINGY

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

I'VE GOT IT!

COOKING CAGE MATCHES!!!

GORDON RAMSEY VERSUS DELIA SMITH
BOILING AN EGG
WITHOUT KICKING EACH OTHERS FACE IN!!!



BABY BONNIE HOOD, LIE MEILING, ROCK HOWARD, MUGETSU, KOOPA TROOPA, CRASH BANDICOOT

ROUND 1H - HEAT 1
MUGETSU - 1
LIE MEILING - 2
CRASH BANDICOOT - 3
KOOPA TROOPA - 4
BABY BONNIE HOOD - 5
ROCK HOWARD - 6

ROUND 1H - HEAT 2
MUGETSU - 1
CRASH BANDICOOT - 2
LIE MEILING - 3
ROCK HOWARD - 4
BABY BONNIE HOOD - 5
KOOPA TROOPA - 6

ROUND 1H - HEAT 3
MUGETSU - 1
LIE MEILING - 2
ROCK HOWARD - 3
BABY BONNIE HOOD - 4
KOOPA TROOPA - 5
CRASH BANDICOOT - 6

ROUND 1H - GOLDEN HEAT
ROCK HOWARD - 1
BABY BONNIE HOOD - 2
KOOPA TROOPA - 3
LIE MEILING - 4
CRASH BANDICOOT - 5

*end credits*
fighter who stands in one place and knackers up the finals for me because no one read this - MUGETSU
egg boiler - ROCK HOWARD
professional hips don't lie - BABY BONNIE HOOD
mr jenzies hairstylist - a hedge (i have not shaved in weeks, i look like a bloody hobo!!! )

so that's the first round of that all safely posted
but i have more
it's a different kind of fighting
one with boxing gloves on ...

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and as i promised ... or threatened, depends on who you are

i present to YOU, yes YOU, you YOU ... my next foray into professional pixellated sports entertainment

on the good old boy playstation 2
and not the boss hog xbox

and the format is as simple as jumping a car off a man made ramp for effect!

out of the forty five pugilists in the game, random number man decides who get to face who, sixteen fighters face off to see who wins the season one of KNOCKOUT KINGS 2002! a mix of heavyweight, middleweight and lightweight boxers smack the pony up ... but as usual a little bit of threat hangs over them like some sharp object over their head as the first round losers exit the draw for next season ... or until they get recycled back in the mix!

AND HERE COMES THE COMBATANTS!

and who won

no set up
no introduction
no autographs

round 1 results
BERNARD HOPKINS (M) defeated SUGAR RAY ROBINSON (M)
WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO (H) defeated JOE GLERE (H)
MAX HANOVER (M) defeated BARRY MCGUIGAN (L)
FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR (L) defeated DARRYL ROGERS (H)
PAUL SPADAFORA (L) defeated RUBIN CARTER (M)
JOHNNY TAPIA (L) defeated PETE DONAHUE (L)
TIGER LEE (L) defeated HENRI TIBAULT (L)
FELIX TRINIDAD (M) defeated ZAB JUDAH (L)

and here is round 2 fight nights

round 2

BERNARD HOPKINS (M)
WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO (H)

MAX HANOVER (M)
FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR (L)

PAUL SPADAFORA (L)
JOHNNY TAPIA (L)

TIGER LEE (L)
FELIX TRINIDAD (M)

see, simple isn't it

and next post we'll be back in super smash bros crusade cmc 7.0 for round 2 of that
YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW
*the duke boys crashes into a barn, uncle jesse cries a lot at the loss of his beloved barn, and i take out cousin daisy to a CLASSY JOINT that she deserves!!!*