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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2018 21:53:46 GMT -5
It was certified Aluminum. (I did NOT steal that joke from Larry The Cable Guy! ) And, Larry the Cable Guy is going to make more money touring with Styx in one show than Enzo will in all of 2019 most likely.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2018 21:58:27 GMT -5
I honestly wonder what % of those are literally "it's so bad you gotta listen to this shit" type of views Several years ago, one of the most popular YouTube videos was this; a church choir doing rap songs. Though, that's due to the concept of sanctimonious gospel singers, many in their 70s and 80s, preaching ghetto music being the novelty factor. A washed-up pro wrestler rapping about his dick does not have a novelty factor except to us nerds.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 2, 2018 22:00:33 GMT -5
People probably got confused as to if he was Real1 or nZo.
If he had kept one name, he'd probably have 6,002 listens or even 6,005.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2018 22:01:46 GMT -5
I suppose a man who blew that many spots was inevitably going to blow Spotify as well.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2018 22:28:07 GMT -5
he reminds me of this when he raps
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Dec 2, 2018 22:41:36 GMT -5
My review of this drops Wednesday. Horrific and sobering thought: how many of the sub-2.5k viewcounts are chaz just relistening to each track for his review?
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Post by chazraps on Dec 2, 2018 22:46:28 GMT -5
My review of this drops Wednesday. Horrific and sobering thought: how many of the sub-2.5k viewcounts are chaz just relistening to each track for his review? too many, and more to come for two last go-throughs.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 2, 2018 22:47:27 GMT -5
Lost in all of this is the fact that Enzo did a shitty job promoting the damn thing. I was in town for Survivor Series and the only reason I knew his gig was happening was because of the thread posted here. That stunt he pulled during the show did absolutely nothing to let anyone know he was playing a concert or that he had an album coming out. Hell, I didn't even know he had any songs besides Consensual Penis and the Liv diss track until I clicked on this thread.
If a guy this charismatic isn't even worth a few thousand YouTube clicks, he's done something wrong.
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 2, 2018 22:47:30 GMT -5
My review of this drops Wednesday. Reading this thread just reminded me that you were doing a review of this album. That better have been the best damn $5 Taco Bell box you've ever had to justify suffering through it.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Dec 2, 2018 22:49:45 GMT -5
Horrific and sobering thought: how many of the sub-2.5k viewcounts are chaz just relistening to each track for his review? too many, and more to come for two last go-throughs. You'r a braver soul than I
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2018 22:59:09 GMT -5
I'll admit I liked the beats on a couple of the songs, but my goodness, dude's voice and rhymes are just crap. I'm no rap expert by any means, but I listen to enough of it to think I know what I'm talking about there.
YAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 2, 2018 23:03:48 GMT -5
I know I'm not the only one who laughed just seeing the thread title.
Savage.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Dec 2, 2018 23:54:52 GMT -5
My dude Enzo with those Kreayshawn numbers
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 3, 2018 0:11:28 GMT -5
My review of this drops Wednesday. Can't wait!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 3, 2018 0:17:38 GMT -5
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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Post by chazraps on Dec 3, 2018 1:03:42 GMT -5
My review of this drops Wednesday. Reading this thread just reminded me that you were doing a review of this album. That better have been the best damn $5 Taco Bell box you've ever had to justify suffering through it. Honestly, it was. I got the new Midnight Melt Box, that includes the new Midnight Melt taco that has a blue-cornchip shell and melted cheese. Plus a standard hard shell taco and beefy 5 layer burrito.
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Post by Perd on Dec 3, 2018 1:05:59 GMT -5
The album so bad, it retroactively rendered the RealOne Player obsolete.
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Post by 67 more on Dec 3, 2018 1:07:02 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I contributed to the viewcount of songs that feature such lines as Top Notch Crotch.
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Post by FinalGwen on Dec 3, 2018 1:24:39 GMT -5
I have Tumblr posts with more notes than his most successful song has views. Enzo is not a popular guy.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Dec 3, 2018 1:31:34 GMT -5
Reading this thread just reminded me that you were doing a review of this album. That better have been the best damn $5 Taco Bell box you've ever had to justify suffering through it. Honestly, it was. I got the new Midnight Melt Box, that includes the new Midnight Melt taco that has a blue-cornchip shell and melted cheese. Plus a standard hard shell taco and beefy 5 layer burrito. They most certainly do not have that in northeast Wisconsin yet.
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