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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 3, 2018 1:33:04 GMT -5
We don't have TNA Death Watch threads anymore.
Enzo music threads are the best thing going right now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 1:52:33 GMT -5
And we come back to my eternal question on Enzo and his ilk...
How are his defenders (clearly less than 1000 of them) going to spin this?
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Dec 3, 2018 2:07:00 GMT -5
I wanna try that midnight melt taco!
Also something something nZo whatever.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 3, 2018 2:09:46 GMT -5
And we come back to my eternal question on Enzo and his ilk... How are his defenders (clearly less than 1000 of them) going to spin this? If I had to venture a guess, they will probably try to question the validity of the numbers, saying it's missing out on a bunch of views from this and this source, etc. That, or just not addressing it. He isn't going to have the humility to do much else.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 3, 2018 4:27:41 GMT -5
You're probably less likely to get the runny shits from Taco Bell than you are from Enzo's album
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 4:30:47 GMT -5
You're probably less likely to get the runny shits from Taco Bell than you are from Enzo's album And you can't eat that
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Post by Dub H on Dec 3, 2018 4:46:10 GMT -5
Honestly a guy like Enzo must be devasted. He was all about living that "rapstar" life while he had WWE money.
Now he will be lucky to afford buying cheap booze.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 3, 2018 5:07:41 GMT -5
I honestly wonder what % of those are literally "it's so bad you gotta listen to this shit" type of views has to be close to all of them now that's not fair... there are also people that have to listen to this shit to review it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 5:09:37 GMT -5
Reminder that Enzo is a bad wrestler, a terrible rapper and an even worse human being.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 3, 2018 5:10:16 GMT -5
Honestly a guy like Enzo must be devasted. He was all about living that "rapstar" life while he had WWE money. Now he will be lucky to afford buying cheap booze. My guess is he'll do mental gymnastics and either deny that it was a massive failure... or blame like literally everyone else in the world for it... or both. That's the type of guy he strikes me as.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 3, 2018 5:28:40 GMT -5
Honestly a guy like Enzo must be devasted. He was all about living that "rapstar" life while he had WWE money. Now he will be lucky to afford buying cheap booze. My guess is he'll do mental gymnastics and either deny that it was a massive failure... or blame like literally everyone else in the world for it... or both. That's the type of guy he strikes me as. Ah, the old Vince Russo defense. So I assume he'll be doing podcasts next.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 3, 2018 5:36:52 GMT -5
My guess is he'll do mental gymnastics and either deny that it was a massive failure... or blame like literally everyone else in the world for it... or both. That's the type of guy he strikes me as. Ah, the old Vince Russo defense. So I assume he'll be doing podcasts next. I am genuinely surprised he hasn't yet, or doing shoot interview DVDs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 5:48:23 GMT -5
Reading this thread just reminded me that you were doing a review of this album. That better have been the best damn $5 Taco Bell box you've ever had to justify suffering through it. Honestly, it was. I got the new Midnight Melt Box, that includes the new Midnight Melt taco that has a blue-cornchip shell and melted cheese. Plus a standard hard shell taco and beefy 5 layer burrito. This is the most important post in this thread. I have yet to see the Midnight Melt but now I want this box more than any other Taco Bell box yet. I've been getting the Double Chalupa box and subbing out the cinnamon twists for nachos and cheese.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2018 5:52:36 GMT -5
Honestly a guy like Enzo must be devasted. He was all about living that "rapstar" life while he had WWE money. Now he will be lucky to afford buying cheap booze. My guess is he'll do mental gymnastics and either deny that it was a massive failure... or blame like literally everyone else in the world for it... or both. That's the type of guy he strikes me as. Yeah, the guy is delusional as hell. It's good to have confidence in yourself, but I think he's incapable of taking a step back and saying to himself, "Maybe I shouldn't do this."
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 3, 2018 6:48:24 GMT -5
With the way his career is going, soon Real1 won't be able to afford Meal1.
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Post by 111111 on Dec 3, 2018 6:50:40 GMT -5
I give it 6 months until he's reuniting with Big Cass in some School sports hall in Iowa for 20 people....
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Post by sebulba on Dec 3, 2018 7:18:01 GMT -5
I honestly wonder what % of those are literally "it's so bad you gotta listen to this shit" type of views Several years ago, one of the most popular YouTube videos was this; a church choir doing rap songs. Though, that's due to the concept of sanctimonious gospel singers, many in their 70s and 80s, preaching ghetto music being the novelty factor. A washed-up pro wrestler rapping about his dick does not have a novelty factor except to us nerds. Dear god, that is some truly appalling shit.....
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Post by Zombie Mod on Dec 3, 2018 7:54:21 GMT -5
Real1 drew 35 people to the Whiskey and no one is listening to his album, get ready for him to resurface somewhere in wrestling. with or without event security chasing him?
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 3, 2018 8:02:49 GMT -5
Reading this thread just reminded me that you were doing a review of this album. That better have been the best damn $5 Taco Bell box you've ever had to justify suffering through it. Honestly, it was. I got the new Midnight Melt Box, that includes the new Midnight Melt taco that has a blue-cornchip shell and melted cheese. Plus a standard hard shell taco and beefy 5 layer burrito. I've listened to only one track of Enzo's bullshit and I feel I deserve some Taco Bell. Since you sat and listened to this entire dreck, you deserve a meal from a 5 star restaurant and a night at a 4 star minimum hotel.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 3, 2018 8:27:21 GMT -5
Its the Real1 yes the phuncky pheel one
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