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Post by 67 more on Dec 23, 2018 4:21:44 GMT -5
Real1 finally made a good record Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing The last time I felt as sick and contradictive as this Was the time I got drunk at Survivor Series "Get real", they tell me If only they knew how real this life really gets They would stop acting like a silly bitch They would respect the cock whether or not they believed in it It doesn't take much and that's messed up Because Enzo does a lot of stupid shit to impress us While everybody was raving about the Kicker of Lass Enzo was just a ghost trying to forget about Big Cass Hello ma'am would you be interested in some sexual positions and a drawn out legal case? I'm not insane, in fact I'm less than average When I be asking Rich can you hold my beverage?
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Dec 23, 2018 9:54:09 GMT -5
Seeing this thread surging back up near the top filled me with dread but I guess a video isn't the worst thing that could have followed.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 23, 2018 10:02:24 GMT -5
While not a great song by any means, that Grace song is probably the best song Enzo has done easily. He actually doesn't come across too bad with it and you get the idea that even if he can be an ass he at least really loves and cares about his grandma. In the end of the day Enzo is just like any other guy posting rhymes in the internet,ranges from awful to nothing special. nothing personal ,FAN,its not exclusive here
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 23, 2018 11:07:00 GMT -5
Congratulations Enzo, this is your stopped clock moment.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2018 23:40:12 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 28, 2018 1:35:52 GMT -5
He looks like he was given a condom hat at Dick's Last Resort.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 28, 2018 4:50:14 GMT -5
He looks like he was given a condom hat at Dick's Last Resort. I've been there. Decent food.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 30, 2018 19:07:57 GMT -5
Real1 finally made a good record Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing The last time I felt as sick and contradictive as this Was the time I got drunk at Survivor Series "Get real", they tell me If only they knew how real this life really gets They would stop acting like a silly bitch They would respect the cock whether or not they believed in it It doesn't take much and that's messed up Because Enzo does a lot of stupid shit to impress us While everybody was raving about the Kicker of Lass Enzo was just a ghost trying to forget about Big Cass Hello ma'am would you be interested in some sexual positions and a drawn out legal case? I'm not insane, in fact I'm less than average When I be asking Rich can you hold my beverage? Okay, wasn't expecting Atmosphere references on here in 2018.
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Post by 67 more on Dec 31, 2018 1:08:29 GMT -5
It doesn't take much and that's messed up Because Enzo does a lot of stupid shit to impress us While everybody was raving about the Kicker of Lass Enzo was just a ghost trying to forget about Big Cass Hello ma'am would you be interested in some sexual positions and a drawn out legal case? I'm not insane, in fact I'm less than average When I be asking Rich can you hold my beverage? Okay, wasn't expecting Atmosphere references on here in 2018. We should stop quoting raps and go play volleyball instead.
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Post by chazraps on Dec 31, 2018 19:17:18 GMT -5
Okay, wasn't expecting Atmosphere references on here in 2018. We should stop quoting raps and go play volleyball instead. This board loves Atmosphere. Don't ever f***ing question that.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 31, 2018 19:28:50 GMT -5
"My grandson is wiggity wiggity wack, yo"
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Dec 31, 2018 19:47:46 GMT -5
We should stop quoting raps and go play volleyball instead. This board loves Atmosphere. Don't ever f***ing question that. Hello Chad Would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments?
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Dec 31, 2018 20:24:30 GMT -5
The first time I met Enzo was at a Motel 6 He left Jersey to spend the weekend on Earth just for kicks Creepy little bitch, smaller than expected Only 5'5", didn't have any breasts or thighs
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Post by 67 more on Mar 27, 2019 3:56:13 GMT -5
So he's uploaded a new song called Virgil that has nothing to do with Virgil aside from Enzo also saying Vincent. Its such a nothing song that it's completely pointless it even being made.
Worst line: Martin had a dream but Real1 got a vision.
Shut the god damn f*** up, Enzo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2019 4:19:10 GMT -5
So he's uploaded a new song called Virgil that has nothing to do with Virgil aside from Enzo also saying Vincent. Its such a nothing song that it's completely pointless it even being made. Worst line: Martin had a dream but Real1 got a vision. Shut the god damn f*** up, Enzo. “I’m not white, I’m EA!” might be the worst thing I’ve ever heard. And just a guess here, but “Virgil” might relate to Dusty Rhodes? Enzo is one of those guys that talks really highly of Dream, so maybe that’s what he was going for. But far be it from me to try and understand this jabroni.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2019 4:41:35 GMT -5
Real1: Rap Superstar
Hard to even make fun of this one as it’s less than 2 minutes of nothing, kind of like Enzo’s rap career.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Mar 27, 2019 5:37:56 GMT -5
Gawd, Enzo really is the real life version of Jean-Ralphio Saperstein from Parks and rec.
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Post by toodarkmark on Mar 27, 2019 6:54:42 GMT -5
His Youtube Channel, where he uses FKA Enzo, is kind of sad. Like 200, 300 views a video. His rap career is not happening, and I notice he's been testing Enzo again to see how often he can use it.
Soon, he will be doing indies as Enzo, with a merch table. Not a bad life, but he thought he would become a huge star post WWE. Life can be hard on the other side. So many wrestlers would kill to have what he had for a minute, and I guess lost because of hubris.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Mar 27, 2019 8:53:10 GMT -5
Don’t go away mad Enzo. Just go away.
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Post by Tenshigure on Mar 27, 2019 11:58:04 GMT -5
His Youtube Channel, where he uses FKA Enzo, is kind of sad. Like 200, 300 views a video. His rap career is not happening, and I notice he's been testing Enzo again to see how often he can use it. Soon, he will be doing indies as Enzo, with a merch table. Not a bad life, but he thought he would become a huge star post WWE. Life can be hard on the other side. So many wrestlers would kill to have what he had for a minute, and I guess lost because of hubris. He changed his name from Real1 to nZo awhile back to trick WWE superfans that it's the same character. Not even worth the WWE's time to send a cease and desist on it as the cost of postage would be more than any income he made on his illustrious rap career.
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