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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 5, 2018 8:32:13 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 5, 2018 8:36:31 GMT -5
1) Black Pearl
2) At World’s End
3) Dead Man’s Chest
4) The Jack Sparrow sprite in the Disney Battle phone game
5) The Jack Sparrow song Michael Bolton and Lonely Island wrote
6) On Stranger Tides
Haven’t seen Tell No Tales yet.
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Post by H-Virus on Dec 5, 2018 8:37:37 GMT -5
I only watched the first three, and each one was worse than the one that came before it. I can only assume that trend continued with the rest of them.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 5, 2018 9:14:48 GMT -5
1. Black Pearl
2. The rest suck
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2018 9:15:56 GMT -5
1. Black Pearl 2. The rest suck This |
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 5, 2018 9:23:14 GMT -5
Yeah the first is a legit movie that stands on it own and was a very enjoyable watch.
The rest felt like throwing shit a at wall to trying to connect the dots into a coherent story. There's some good set design and decent ideas floating around... but it's just kinda a jumble of shit.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 5, 2018 9:30:00 GMT -5
1. Curse of the Black Pearl - the only truly great entry in the franchise.
A huge drop off.
2. At World's End - solely for Geoffrey Rush being an absolute madman.
3. Dead Man's Chest - Norrington's fall from grace was a fun subplot.
4. Dead Men Tell No Tales - okay at best.
5. On Stranger Tides - felt like an Asylum take on the POTC series while having the POTC budget and cast.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Dec 5, 2018 11:47:16 GMT -5
1, 2, 5, 3, 4 for me.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 5, 2018 13:24:07 GMT -5
1 was good.
2 was not.
3 was garbage.
Then I stopped.
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Post by Fade on Dec 5, 2018 14:02:47 GMT -5
1. Black Pearl 2. The rest suck Yeah. Yeah, this about sums it up. Such a shame, man. I walked out of theaters of the first POTC having had an awesome time and not even needing a sequel tbh. |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 5, 2018 14:16:22 GMT -5
1. Black Pearl 2. The rest suck Yeah. Yeah, this about sums it up. Such a shame, man. I walked out of theaters of the first POTC having had an awesome time and not even needing a sequel tbh. That's exactly it. It was a fun, self-contained adventure movie. But, it made too much money for them to resist sequels. Shame really, but at least you can just ignore the others. |
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 5, 2018 14:16:37 GMT -5
Black Pearl
Dead Man's Chest
On Stranger Tides
Dead Men Tell No Tales
At World's End
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Post by Cela on Dec 5, 2018 14:34:53 GMT -5
3, 1, 2, f*** the rest.
I know I'm in the minority. But 3 just felt like the most amazing spectacle ever and an awesome way to end the series. Loved the first one, and the second was a solid sequel with some amazing moments, but a slightly weaker soundtrack with one or two exceptions.
4 was crap, 5 was more of the same.
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Post by Fade on Dec 5, 2018 14:40:14 GMT -5
Yeah. Yeah, this about sums it up. Such a shame, man. I walked out of theaters of the first POTC having had an awesome time and not even needing a sequel tbh. That's exactly it. It was a fun, self-contained adventure movie. But, it made too much money for them to resist sequels. Shame really, but at least you can just ignore the others. Reminds me a lot of Matrix really. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 5, 2018 15:37:32 GMT -5
1. Black Pearl 2. The rest suck |
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Dec 5, 2018 16:00:36 GMT -5
• Black Pearl - easily the best
• At World’s End - good conclusion to the trilogy
•Dead Man’s Chest - ok sequel but mainly just filler to get to the finish line
• Dead Men Tell No Tales - f*** off
• On Stranger Tides - seriously, f*** off
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2018 18:32:50 GMT -5
1. The first one.
2. Getting hit by a bus
3. The porn parody
4. The rest of them
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Post by Shark on Dec 5, 2018 19:08:42 GMT -5
Yeah the first is a legit movie that stands on it own and was a very enjoyable watch. The rest felt like throwing shit a at wall to trying to connect the dots into a coherent story. There's some good set design and decent ideas floating around... but it's just kinda a jumble of shit. I think Disney and Bruckheimer what fans really enjoyed about Black Pearl. That movie was a fun swashbuckling adventure. A pure adventure movie with some fun supernatural side action. The sequels focusing so much on the supernatural bogged the story down so badly. There was no sense of fun in the following movies. |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 5, 2018 19:39:05 GMT -5
1) Curse of the Black Pearl
2) Dead Men Tell No Tales
3) At World's End
4) On Stranger Tides
5) Dead Man's Chest
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