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Post by Whoa. on Nov 21, 2005 12:50:30 GMT -5
a haiko goes like this this 5 sylables then 7 then five again last time i checked WWE is seven sylables in itself sorry y2ejm good try tho Not necessarily. Most real Japanese haikus don't follow that particular standard, which is something that started in American universities. Of course, if you really want to get nitpicky about it, haikus can only be about nature (not wrestling or anything else). But just like Shakespeare didn't always follow the rules of iambic pentameter, Blade doesn't have to always follow the rules of haiku . EDIT: Did I just compare Blade to Shakespeare? YES I DID.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Nov 21, 2005 15:33:10 GMT -5
Whoa, now that would be a "battle" for the ages, Blade vs Shakespeare.
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Post by bob on Dec 1, 2005 22:56:27 GMT -5
I'd take Blade over William......he uses smaller words
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Post by 420time on Dec 9, 2005 17:03:28 GMT -5
i'm a little disappointed...i thought this thread was going to be about Haku/Ming stories of him beating off people's ears and stuff
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 10, 2005 3:17:48 GMT -5
i'm a little disappointed...i thought this thread was going to be about Haku/Ming stories of him beating off people's ears and stuff I don't know about you, but beating off isn't something I'd like to read about. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by bob on Dec 10, 2005 9:10:03 GMT -5
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Post by 420time on Dec 10, 2005 19:31:24 GMT -5
point taken
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 13, 2005 8:33:02 GMT -5
Is that cursing in Morse Code? Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 14, 2005 3:32:47 GMT -5
I hope Blade does a "It's still real to me damn it" Haiku this week.
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Post by bob on Dec 14, 2005 14:53:37 GMT -5
Is that cursing in Morse Code? Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz that's I'm speechless
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 16, 2005 2:36:21 GMT -5
Is that cursing in Morse Code? Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz that's I'm speechless Sigh, I can't believe this was on page 4. I wonder how far it would have been buried had I not came to the rescue? Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by sirendemented on Dec 16, 2005 6:42:32 GMT -5
a haiko goes like this this 5 sylables then 7 then five again last time i checked WWE is seven sylables in itself sorry y2ejm good try tho oh god get off your high horse
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 21, 2005 12:24:06 GMT -5
Meh, it really doesn't bother me that much.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Dec 27, 2005 20:05:02 GMT -5
bump
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jan 4, 2006 9:49:44 GMT -5
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jan 6, 2006 5:48:09 GMT -5
It is Friday, January 6, 2006. Where is my Haiku?
Sniff, sniff...
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Post by Blade Braxton on Jan 6, 2006 5:56:15 GMT -5
It is Friday, January 6, 2006. Where is my Haiku? Sniff, sniff... Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz Hey mang, We taped the show very late last night. Look for it sometime this morning. if RD is on the ball. It'll be a different haiku for a change, as I didn't watch one bit of wrestling this week. Yes sir, no informative haiku this week....just a touching ode to my favorite thing...uh...things in the WWE.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jan 6, 2006 6:07:07 GMT -5
It is Friday, January 6, 2006. Where is my Haiku? Sniff, sniff... Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz Hey mang, We taped the show very late last night. Look for it sometime this morning. if RD is on the ball. It'll be a different haiku for a change, as I didn't watch one bit of wrestling this week. Yes sir, no informative haiku this week....just a touching ode to my favorite thing...uh...things in the WWE. Not a problem I know it takes a "Genius" like yourself time to create a masterpiece. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by Blade Braxton on Jan 6, 2006 6:29:42 GMT -5
Hell yeah, if you only knew how many times RD has yelled/scolded me for being tardy with completing the Haiku. If my mentor, the late, great Joseph Haiku Sr. taught me anything, it's to do the haiku as well and as informative as I can, no matter how long it takes me.
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Post by walkman82 on Jan 9, 2006 23:48:00 GMT -5
The Wrestling Haiku I'm just going to was the other way
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