If Kevin McCallister was defending the infinity stones...
Jan 5, 2019 19:47:12 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 5, 2019 19:47:12 GMT -5
I swear I’m not on drugs, k? But a friend recently mentioned how in the climax of Infinity War, when Thor nails Thanos with Stormbreaker, Thanos has a look on his face, and I quote “Like he took a Kevin McCallister paintcan to the nards.” My immediate reaction to that was to suggest “You hit me with one more axe-hammer and I’m gonna snap off your cajones and boil em in motor oil!” Being the crazy person I am, this set off a whole scenario of what it would be like of Kevin McCaillster was in fact the protector of the infinity stones. Example: remember that look Ebony Maw makes when he freezes up in the void of space? Now, imagine that same expression after “Be a good little fellow now, and give me that infinity stone!” *airgunshottothegroin* God I’m sick.
