Share a Random Anecdote

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

One time I was up at 6 AM asking people online to share a random anecdote.

True story.

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

This one time at band camp I...

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[Spider2024]

Ginger ale is usually good for an upset stomach.

Also I like orange juice to help a cold or flu.

[Pgarodactyl]

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

[Sephiroth]

If you truly love something, let it go.

If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it.

[Dub H]

Blind Moles guide thenselves underground using magnetism.

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

I once asked William Shatner a question and he said it was a stupid question.

[DSR]

Jan 11, 2019 8:23:18 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Ginger ale is usually good for an upset stomach.

Also I like orange juice to help a cold or flu.

Those are antidotes!

[The 1Watcher Experience]

A friend of mine got into a fight with his wife and she threw a glass at him and broke all of his teeth. His teeth were in the glass.

[No Longer a Produceman]

This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days. Well, I knew what he meant but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein. And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over. And I'm like, "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"

But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming. You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation. Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

[The Unconquered Sun]

When we first started dating my now wife said "I always want you to be honest with me. I want the truth from you" and I agreed.
Yesterday she asked "would you still love me if..."
"No," I interrupted. For some reason she didn't appreciate my honesty.

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Made it 11 days without soda. Pretty happy

[chazraps]

Jan 11, 2019 18:28:23 GMT -5 @robertgbp said:

Made it 11 days without soda. Pretty happy

I'm down seven pounds since the start of the year.

Here's to positive changes in 2019!

[Perd]

My dad, my uncle, and some friends used to hit up the local Y, to play pick- up basketball. My dad started going gray in his mid-twenties, and therefore, has always looked older than he actually is. So, they’re playing a game, and a guy on the opposing team keeps yelling “TAKE IT TO THE TOP!” But that wasn’t what my dad heard. During a beak in the game, my dad huddles with his team, and says “If that son of a bitch calls me “pops” one more time there’s going to be trouble.” His team started laughing hysterically and explains what the guy was really saying. My dad was a little embarrassed, it had to admit it was pretty funny.

[Push R Truth]

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden *click* the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever you know, away and deboard. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.