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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Jan 12, 2019 0:02:06 GMT -5
It's not a copycat thread, just a sad ass cousin thread that doesn't see the good in the world. State your claim here but in a more sad manner.
For this, I absolutely can't not think of that awful intro Smackdown had in 2008. Like, for real, you can't make a show seem any less appealing than by just assaulting everyone's ears with THEN YOU'RE GOOOOOOOOOOOOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN before the f***ing thing's even started. Black And Blue is a close 2nd, because like who gets hype for a wrestling show when the first thing they hear is this dude moping about attachment issues to nothing in particular? Nobody. Not even your grandparents that unconditionally love wrestling.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 12, 2019 0:17:26 GMT -5
The current (non-existent?) Raw intro with that lame Papa Roach song as its theme.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 0:30:42 GMT -5
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Post by Chiral on Jan 12, 2019 0:35:01 GMT -5
tonight is the night light brights a list can't miss
It always made me sleepy when they used it.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 12, 2019 0:36:22 GMT -5
It's not a copycat thread, just a sad ass cousin thread that doesn't see the good in the world. State your claim here but in a more sad manner. For this, I absolutely can't not think of that awful intro Smackdown had in 2008. Like, for real, you can't make a show seem any less appealing than by just assaulting everyone's ears with THEN YOU'RE GOOOOOOOOOOOOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN before the f***ing thing's even started. Black And Blue is a close 2nd, because like who gets hype for a wrestling show when the first thing they hear is this dude moping about attachment issues to nothing in particular? Nobody. Not even your grandparents that unconditionally love wrestling. are you talking about... AND I WON'T BE DENAAAAIAAAAD .... cause all i have left is my priiiide... and I will RIIISEUUUUP followed by unintelligible grunting by Drowning Pool? >_> edit: I completely forgot about Rock Like Me... the theme immediately afterwards which was also a thing... which is what you referring to... Smackdown has had a lot of terrible themes. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 0:38:38 GMT -5
That f***ing “If You Rock Like Me” Smackdown theme is the worst that comes to mind.
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Jan 12, 2019 0:47:30 GMT -5
That f***ing “If You Rock Like Me” Smackdown theme is the worst that comes to mind. I genuinely made this thread cause I remembered it existed. Like, god damn, what an amazingly shit song. |
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Jan 12, 2019 0:48:27 GMT -5
It's not a copycat thread, just a sad ass cousin thread that doesn't see the good in the world. State your claim here but in a more sad manner. For this, I absolutely can't not think of that awful intro Smackdown had in 2008. Like, for real, you can't make a show seem any less appealing than by just assaulting everyone's ears with THEN YOU'RE GOOOOOOOOOOOOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN before the f***ing thing's even started. Black And Blue is a close 2nd, because like who gets hype for a wrestling show when the first thing they hear is this dude moping about attachment issues to nothing in particular? Nobody. Not even your grandparents that unconditionally love wrestling. are you talking about... AND I WON'T BE DENAAAAIAAAAD .... cause all i have left is my priiiide... and I will RIIISEUUUUP followed by unintelligible grunting by Drowning Pool? >_> People act like Thorn In My Eye is unintelligible, and it is, but it's certainly less so than that f***ing song. AND I WANT BEACHES NAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BUT ALL I GOT LEFT IS MY PRIDE |
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Post by siredger on Jan 12, 2019 0:49:36 GMT -5
Nothing will beat in terms of crappiness the WWF Superstars intro from 1995-1996 when they tried to emulate the Monday Night Football intro. My God, that was turrible.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 0:53:49 GMT -5
That f***ing “If You Rock Like Me” Smackdown theme is the worst that comes to mind. I genuinely made this thread cause I remembered it existed. Like, god damn, what an amazingly shit song. If anyone comes in here and argues against it, I know you’ll stand your ground. You’ll take the pain. Or else you’ll go down.  |
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Post by Cyno on Jan 12, 2019 0:58:12 GMT -5
There were some doozies. That "Rock Like Me" song immediately comes to mind for Smackdown. The current Raw one is also really bad though I think even WWE realizes this because I can't remember the last time we actually heard it.
On an unrelated note, though I actually have some fondness for the Nickelback Raw intro, I liked making up the lyrics for some I couldn't make out on first listen. Not quite on the same level of "I can't make this shit out" as the two versions of "Thorn In Your Eye" used during the Attitude Era, but still fun.
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Post by Perd on Jan 12, 2019 1:07:44 GMT -5
The crazy thing about the current Raw theme, is that I watch Raw pretty much every week, and, besides its being by Papa Roach, I couldn’t tell you one thing about it. Like, I must’ve heard it, but I’d swear I’ve never heard it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 1:20:13 GMT -5
The crazy thing about the current Raw theme, is that I watch Raw pretty much every week, and, besides its being by Papa Roach, I couldn’t tell you one thing about it. Like, I must’ve heard it, but I’d swear I’ve never heard it. I know I can't remember what the Raw or SDL opening video packages look like. It's been ages since we've seen them. |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 12, 2019 2:17:12 GMT -5
Nickleback and Papa Roach. Those have to win. Those bands are trash.
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Jan 12, 2019 2:38:19 GMT -5
"If You Rock Like Me" sucked
I loved the original "Rise Up" in like 2004, the later version was dreadful.
"Let It Roll" was criminally underrated and only used for about a year sadly.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2019 4:04:06 GMT -5
Worst for me in a different way...The RAW opening after Over the Edge 1999 and finding out about Owen
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jan 12, 2019 4:35:17 GMT -5
Pretty much every single Smackdown intro song other than the short time they used Marilyn Manson's "Fight Song" or "Beautiful People".
While the quality of the show has had peaks and valleys the intro songs for Smackdown have been steadily god awful.
And that's putting it mildly as it pertains to my disdain for Smackdown's songs.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 12, 2019 4:46:43 GMT -5
Every music act WWE get for their intros sounds like Patton Oswalt impersonating the lead singer of “New Song” in his Christmas Shoes bit.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 12, 2019 5:26:33 GMT -5
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on Jan 12, 2019 5:54:16 GMT -5
A lot of the Smackdown intros have been godawful. Mind you, so have the Raw intros ever since the one from around 2002.
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