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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 15, 2019 17:13:39 GMT -5
I don't know man.
Everytime I've seen Heavy Machinery I kinda cringe. I don't think that "So cheesy it's hilarious" works with me. It just comes off lame as shit.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 15, 2019 18:21:16 GMT -5
Easy fix. Otis dinsmore Eugene's younger brother.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jan 15, 2019 18:35:20 GMT -5
What's going on with his neck?! How has his body all melted into his neck!? I want to poke it and hide things in his neck folds. I want Otis to do the Regal Brass Knux gimmick but he hides the knuckles in his neck folds. I want him to imitate Freddie Blassie and call everyone else pencil-neck geeks. Nobody can ever hit a neckbreaker on him, it's like powerbombing Kidman. Otis Dozovic, Neck Man- future world title gimmick right there.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jan 15, 2019 18:39:12 GMT -5
Have Scott Hall manage him. Call them Hall and Otis.
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Post by Jayson Tatum Paxley on Jan 15, 2019 18:45:29 GMT -5
I don't know man. Everytime I've seen Heavy Machinery I kinda cringe. I don't think that "So cheesy it's hilarious" works with me. It just comes off lame as shit. Remember when they tried to have a Gargano/Ciampa parking lot brawl filmed by Otis with him f***ing mumbling shit the whole time? Absolute god tier levels of making your own segment unwatchable.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2019 22:04:12 GMT -5
So... about saving Otis?
Yup, he's officially "Idiot" in WWE canon.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 15, 2019 23:08:52 GMT -5
Yep. They cemented him as idiot.
Only took 24 hours.
Enjoy Main Event dude, hardly knew ye...
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 16, 2019 0:03:23 GMT -5
He’s literally not doing anything different than what he was doing in NXT, so if he’s an idiot now, then he’s been an idiot the entire time.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 16, 2019 0:07:08 GMT -5
He’s literally not doing anything different than what he was doing in NXT, so if he’s an idiot now, then he’s been an idiot the entire time. This was actually better than what he did on RAW. They damn near made him look like he had some sort of severe mental development disorder on RAW. At least this was a step back from that ledge.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 16, 2019 4:01:24 GMT -5
Did I walk into a Jack Ryan-esque political thriller or an arcade beat-em-up?
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Post by MOONDOG on Jan 16, 2019 6:06:35 GMT -5
Can someone photoshop a RAM-MAN helmet on him please ?....
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jan 16, 2019 6:08:51 GMT -5
<Otis> OHHHHH YEEEEAHHHHHHH!
<Xavier> OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Admittedly, I chuckled.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 16, 2019 6:09:21 GMT -5
With him coming out and yelling gibberish and dropping the "PRETTY LADY!"...I was thinking he's a fat, f***ed up version of Jerry Lewis. Or Professor Frink.
Either one of those gimmicks would be deep fried gold.
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Post by El Hijo de Mr. Ass on Jan 16, 2019 12:03:37 GMT -5
Man, he looks like a jacked Bobby Hill in this picture.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 16, 2019 12:58:00 GMT -5
Did I walk into a Jack Ryan-esque political thriller or an arcade beat-em-up? Otis has been kidnapped. Are you a heavy enough dude to save Otis?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 16, 2019 13:10:32 GMT -5
Man, he looks like a jacked Bobby Hill in this picture. I'm f***ing dying now, he does.
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Post by trollrogue on Jan 16, 2019 13:37:29 GMT -5
I don't know why they are refusing to push 'Steaks and Weights' the chanting gives tag teams staying power (i.e. "U-SOOO" "Lucha-Lucha" "BOOOOOOOM!"/"Adam Cole, Baybay") just have them outside grilling steaks on a smoker with EC3 and have Daniel Bryan walk by and piss all over meat eaters like them (not literally)
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 16, 2019 13:45:27 GMT -5
Man, he looks like a jacked Bobby Hill in this picture. I'm f***ing dying now, he does. And the phrase, "That boy ain't right." also fits like a glove.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2019 13:53:13 GMT -5
Even if they went full Eugene with him, I think I'd have a hard time hating it. Otis makes me laugh.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jan 16, 2019 14:11:08 GMT -5
@kn
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