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Post by sportatorium on Jan 22, 2019 0:59:12 GMT -5
Please make Ronda a silent killer who just murks people rather than a terrible promo machine.
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Post by BatPunk on Jan 22, 2019 0:59:16 GMT -5
It’s almost like she’s reading the closed captions from The Score.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 22, 2019 1:16:10 GMT -5
I think Ronda may have been distracted thinking about how one time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days. TAZ! MR. BELVEDERE'S BAWLS! I KNOW! I SAWR!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 22, 2019 1:17:19 GMT -5
I buy Rhonda as a sex-crazed deviant. But then, thats how I like to imagine most women.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2019 1:18:48 GMT -5
I buy Rhonda as a sex-crazed deviant. But then, thats how I like to imagine most women. But not Nia Jax, right?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 22, 2019 1:21:12 GMT -5
I buy Rhonda as a sex-crazed deviant. But then, thats how I like to imagine most women. But not Nia Jax, right? Especially Nia Jax.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2019 1:31:15 GMT -5
Especially Nia Jax. Dammit, my joke would've been much better if her theme went "I'm not like most women"
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Post by theironyuppie on Jan 22, 2019 5:10:23 GMT -5
But does she think Sasha has the GUMPTION to take her on?
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Post by Talent Name on Jan 22, 2019 6:41:23 GMT -5
Rond is just Biff from Anchorman
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Post by héad.casé on Jan 22, 2019 6:44:56 GMT -5
Did she really say "Does she want me to cut off my hair and wash her feet with it?". Because if she did, what the f***??
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Post by 111111 on Jan 22, 2019 7:13:04 GMT -5
"I'm going to take my boot, shine it up real nicely and stick it straight up your candy ass"
Am I doing this thread right?
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 22, 2019 7:33:56 GMT -5
This could be an interesting gimmick.
Seriously though, I think when Ronda turns heel, that's when we are going to get a monster
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 22, 2019 8:00:56 GMT -5
This could be an interesting gimmick. The female sexual deviant version of Koko Watchout. "Mandy Rose, you call yourself God's Greatest Creation, but when we're in that ring, and everything's stripped away, we're going to find out who's the better creation." "Sonya, you and Mandy like to try donuts, in that ring I'm going to cover you with jelly filling, and we'll find out who tastes better." "I'm going to pound her ass so bad, she won't be able to sit for a week." "You call yourself a Horsewoman, but when we're in that ring I'll be smacking you and riding you around the ring."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 22, 2019 9:39:46 GMT -5
"What does she want from me, huh? To become blacked.com's newest star? Well, I'll do it, but not because she wants me to!"
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 22, 2019 9:39:51 GMT -5
"What does she want me to do, play with jewelry and whisper on youtube videos?"
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Post by Dub H on Jan 22, 2019 9:41:56 GMT -5
"What does she want me to do, play with jewelry and whisper on youtube videos?" I found about ASMR last week through a friend and I told him half of it was just soft softcore porn. I`m glad I`m not crazy.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 22, 2019 12:33:07 GMT -5
“WHat does she want me to do?! Shrink down to microscopic size so she can trample me?! Huh?! Who is she?!”
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2019 13:01:27 GMT -5
She's trying to channel Piper's manic, rambling style but with obviously scripted material.
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Post by karl100589 on Jan 22, 2019 14:03:06 GMT -5
Based on my quick research it's a bible reference:
This promo underlines a key issue with Ronda's promos. Rather then go for stuff that's impactful she tries too hard to be clever, choosing obscure references and analogies that go over the average working class American, "Millennial Man" being another example.
If Ronda had a religious gimmick or was a snobbish heel it would be passable, but as the dorky, accessible baby-face it fails. While I don't want her quoting Looney Tunes lines anytime soon she does need to keep things simple.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 22, 2019 14:12:54 GMT -5
"Becky, I'm a lass licker"
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