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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2019 1:44:42 GMT -5
This could be an interesting gimmick. The female sexual deviant version of Koko Watchout. "Mandy Rose, you call yourself God's Greatest Creation, but when we're in that ring, and everything's stripped away, we're going to find out who's the better creation." "Sonya, you and Mandy like to try donuts, in that ring I'm going to cover you with jelly filling, and we'll find out who tastes better." "I'm going to pound her ass so bad, she won't be able to sit for a week.""You call yourself a Horsewoman, but when we're in that ring I'll be smacking you and riding you around the ring." Haha, this sounds COMPLETELY like something Ronda would say.
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Post by prettynami on Jan 23, 2019 1:53:14 GMT -5
I'm listening to ASMR stuff on Youtube right now. Not for pornographic reasons, it's just relaxing. Oh i know,not saying all of then but ASMR "girl roleplaying an anime with cutie soft voice" and "girl licking your ear" is definitely soft softporn,even if someoen go there for relaxing reasons,the subtext is stillin the video . i was thinking of givign ASMR a shot,I usually have to choose a video that is podcast like to sleep There used to be a guy called thefrenchwhisperer or something who did ASMR history lecture video type things. I suppose if you really... and I mean REALLY love your history that could be porn. Hahaha.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 23, 2019 3:02:55 GMT -5
Oh i know,not saying all of then but ASMR "girl roleplaying an anime with cutie soft voice" and "girl licking your ear" is definitely soft softporn,even if someoen go there for relaxing reasons,the subtext is stillin the video . i was thinking of givign ASMR a shot,I usually have to choose a video that is podcast like to sleep There used to be a guy called thefrenchwhisperer or something who did ASMR history lecture video type things. I suppose if you really... and I mean REALLY love your history that could be porn. Hahaha. Fire Kitchen and Almazan Kitchen are pretty much ASMR food porn.
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jan 23, 2019 7:12:04 GMT -5
"Becky, when I put you in the armbar at Wrestlemania, I'm going to make you endure the Ultimate Surrender!" Now THERE'S an idea to boost Network Subscriptions.
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Post by Perfect Timing on Jan 23, 2019 21:52:44 GMT -5
She really is awful on the mic. The week before she was saying sorry to Sasha this week she is tripping over her words.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jan 23, 2019 22:52:45 GMT -5
I assume we are talking about the promo before the tag match.... if so, I thought it was fine. Sorry. Is this the one she cut backstage in the gorilla position before walking out? If so I thought even though she stumbled a bit, it wasn't bad at all, and she seemed legit pissed. To me it's miles better than whatever the hell Sasha tries to do on the mic. Ronda at least can sound intense and pissed, Sasha's delivery is just awkward she needs to slow down and enunciate her words. Ronda pays her a compliment. "Oh thanks for telling me where I place" Sasha she placed you at the very top, what the f*** are you mad about? Sorry but for me Sasha's the weak link here, her motivations make zero sense other than "let me take everything the wrong way in ways that make no sense to be mad about". I think for her time in the WWE being so short and comparing to her very first horrific promo she ever cut on the build to WM, Ronda's actually doing okay. I dig her as a badass face, but once she turns heel, she'll be f***ing awesome (esp. b/c we'll be out of the "smile b/c you're so happy to be here" territory and more into her unlikable ass-kicker that she seems to be a natural at)
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 23, 2019 23:21:12 GMT -5
To me it's miles better than whatever the hell Sasha tries to do on the mic. Ronda at least can sound intense and pissed, Sasha's delivery is just awkward she needs to slow down and enunciate her words. Ronda pays her a compliment. "Oh thanks for telling me where I place" Sasha she placed you at the very top, what the f*** are you mad about? Sorry but for me Sasha's the weak link here, her motivations make zero sense other than "let me take everything the wrong way in ways that make no sense to be mad about". Sasha's pretty much the female Dolph Ziggler. Good in the ring (when she's not trying to kill herself with ridiculous bumps), a good promo when acting a very specific way, but otherwise nothing particularly remarkable.
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Post by romanstylesiii on Jan 23, 2019 23:27:41 GMT -5
This thread is devolving into snippets of everyone's fan fics
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Jan 23, 2019 23:50:29 GMT -5
So, who here thought that Shayna Baszler would somehow be the best promo of the MMA Horsewomen?
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jan 23, 2019 23:59:00 GMT -5
So, who here thought that Shayna Baszler would somehow be the best promo of the MMA Horsewomen? For the last couple Takeovers when they do the promo packages before her matches, she always has at least one amazing line in it. I usually end up quoting them in my video reviews.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jan 25, 2019 4:56:10 GMT -5
Man I never thought "Horny Perry Saturn" / "That Kurt promo on Rey but all the time" would be Ronda's WWE gimmick but here we are. This could be an interesting gimmick. The female sexual deviant version of Koko Watchout. "Mandy Rose, you call yourself God's Greatest Creation, but when we're in that ring, and everything's stripped away, we're going to find out who's the better creation." "Sonya, you and Mandy like to try donuts, in that ring I'm going to cover you with jelly filling, and we'll find out who tastes better." "I'm going to pound her ass so bad, she won't be able to sit for a week." "You call yourself a Horsewoman, but when we're in that ring I'll be smacking you and riding you around the ring." "Alexa, you can talk a big game on your interview show, but when we next get in the ring, it'll be me who gives you a real Moment of Bliss!" "You might be a hugger Bayley, but once I've finished you off I will NOT spoon you after!" "I don't care if you & Nikki pull off your twin magic, Brie, I'm happy to have a roll around with two twins!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2019 5:37:34 GMT -5
"Becky, you ready for Hot Lesbian Action, or do you need a 3 Minute Warning?"
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