Promo Lines That Would’ve Been Said Better By Another Star?

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Undertaker: I like my butt, it’s cute.

[blissified]

Shane: Say what if you like sleeping with your sister.

[Pgarodactyl]

MVP: "Basketballs don't hold grudges."

[El Hijo de Mr. Ass]

"And you will never ever forget the name of *inhales* Goldberg"

[I'm Team Bayley and Indi]

If you smell what the Ass Man is cooking

[Deleted]

The beginning of the Genesis of Youmanga

[HisRoyalGreeness]

Val Venis: I’m gonna come on you like nobody’s ever come on you before.

[MrElijah]

Mandy: Hey, Todd, your mother's a whore! Where's Vince McMahon, that Yankee bastard?! Where's Jim Ross, that Okie asshole?!

[Cela]

"You don't want to play cards with me because I'll cheat. Okay? I cheat. You wanna play 21? I've got 22. You want to play blackjack? I've got two of those, too! GTS! GTS! GTS! THINK ABOUT IT!" -CM Punk

[Hypnosis]

Shayna Baszler:"You ain't shit!"

Steve Blackman:"Limousine-ridin', jet-flyin', kiss-stealin', wheelin'-dealin', son of a gun!  Wooooooo!"

Becky Lynch:"Gimme a hell yeah!"

[Pooh Carlson]

"What is a mustache? It's a piece of hair growing on your upper lip. I don't have one..."

- anybody that actually doesn't have a mustache

[Main Eventer]

"Snivelling little suck-up sell out full of sufferin' succotash son". Jack Swagger.

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

"And then at that point, Billy, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said: 'Bob...' 'But my name's Billy...' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! You are absolutely right. You do suck. But there is one thing and one thing only that you can do. You must go find the man that is simply electrifying. You must go find The Rock.'"

- Billy Gunn

[segaz]

Billy/Chuck: We were just the right gay guys in the right place at the right time.

Shawn: For the beating I received at the hands of Jose Lothario, whipped me like a red headed stepchild.

Bubba: You turned the tables on me D-Von. You turned the tables in a wrong way.

CM Punk: As you lie there hopefully as uncomfortable as you can possibly be, I want you to listen to me.
.....I'm sorry can I start over?
Cole: We're live pal!

[government mule]

Vince - Hi Colt Cabana!

[yash]

Jan 22, 2019 20:01:51 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Shayna Baszler:"You ain't shit!"

Steve Blackman:"Limousine-ridin', jet-flyin', kiss-stealin', wheelin'-dealin', son of a gun!  Wooooooo!"

Becky Lynch:"Gimme a hell yeah!"

yeah no, no one can  pull off a 'gimme a hell yeah!' better then austin

[Allie Kitsune]

"I'm Gran Metalik.... And I'm comin' TO GETCHA! Hahahaha..."

[Ryushinku]

"Who are you to doubt El Dandy?" - El Dandy.

[Super Duper Dragunov]

"Send the power of the Huggers down everybody’s throat in the WWE, until they become sick of it. Well you’re gonna get sick of it, because this freak of nature right here is just beginning to swell, and when I get big enough, sister, there ain’t gonna be room for anybody else but me and all the Huggers floatin’ through the veins and the power of BAYLEY!"

-Bayley

[Tiger Millionaire]

And I would replace him as the devil's favorite demon - Fritz Von Erich