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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 22, 2019 15:49:18 GMT -5
So what exactly was Vince on last night? An otherwise hot crowd sounded incredibly confused and annoyed. Between this and the Roman "Magic Beans" promo of a few years ago, I'm starting to wonder exactly what kind of fairytales Vince heard as a kid...
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 22, 2019 15:50:42 GMT -5
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 22, 2019 15:51:45 GMT -5
I dunno but I want Vince to tell more Biblical tales now
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2019 16:00:05 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 22, 2019 16:25:28 GMT -5
To be honest based on Vince's incredibly warped, incest-flecked worldview, I think he got the same fairytales all of us did but he just got the original stories from the books rather than the sanitised ones of the modern era.
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Post by segaz on Jan 22, 2019 16:40:08 GMT -5
To be honest based on Vince's incredibly warped, incest-flecked worldview, I think he got the same fairytales all of us did but he just got the original stories from the books rather than the sanitised ones of the modern era. Vince: "Isn't Romulus and Remus such a sweet childrens fairytale?" |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 22, 2019 16:47:26 GMT -5
I dunno but I want Vince to tell more Biblical tales now Couldn't find the gif of Shane looking up to the heavens then stepping away as to avoid any incoming lightning bolts, so this will have to do  |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 22, 2019 16:55:07 GMT -5
Some people are incredibly patient with the insane and asinine decisions Vince has made in recent times.
I guess you could say those people are on the Job Squad. 😁
Thank you. I'm here all week.
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 22, 2019 17:03:05 GMT -5
I dunno but I want Vince to tell more Biblical tales now Couldn't find the gif of Shane looking up to the heavens then stepping away as to avoid any incoming lightning bolts, so this will have to do OH MAN that storyline |
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 22, 2019 17:07:42 GMT -5
To be honest based on Vince's incredibly warped, incest-flecked worldview, I think he got the same fairytales all of us did but he just got the original stories from the books rather than the sanitised ones of the modern era. Oddly enough I read the un-sanitized versions when I was like 9 or 10 because my mother's friend gave me a lot of books once and no one realized exactly what they were? Haha it's been 20 years now and part of me is still traumatized by Bluebeard. And Tom Thumb. But I haven't turned into Vince yet so I guess it could be worse lol |
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Post by Cela on Jan 22, 2019 17:12:26 GMT -5
"And the Three Little Pigs ran into the house made of Bricks, and the superior specimen Big Bad Wolf smashed in and ate them all." |
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 22, 2019 17:57:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2019 18:00:31 GMT -5
Believe it or not, they did the Big Show beanstalk segment years before with Sane McMahon in Roman's role.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jan 22, 2019 18:08:54 GMT -5
I can't believe his punchline wasn't "If you believe Finn Balor can beat Brock, then YOU must be on mushrooms too".
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Jan 22, 2019 23:12:45 GMT -5
Believe it or not, they did the Big Show beanstalk segment years before with Sane McMahon in Roman's role. There's a sane McMahon? It's Aurora Rose, isn't it?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2019 23:17:48 GMT -5
Believe it or not, they did the Big Show beanstalk segment years before with Sane McMahon in Roman's role. There's a sane McMahon? It's Aurora Rose, isn't it? Lol She might be. I guess Sane McMahon is gonna start practicing his deadly phantom punches for his match with Rice Flair. |
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 22, 2019 23:17:53 GMT -5
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 23, 2019 1:22:09 GMT -5
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 23, 2019 1:45:38 GMT -5
“Once upon a time there was a brother and sister that escaped their abusive stepmother, they went in the woods. But the evil stepmother cursed the woods, the brother drank from the spring turned into a deer, but the sister discovered he is hung. So the sister married her deer brother and decided to live in woods and they lived happily ever after!” |
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Post by realist on Jan 23, 2019 7:42:16 GMT -5
So what exactly was Vince on last night? An otherwise hot crowd sounded incredibly confused and annoyed. Between this and the Roman "Magic Beans" promo of a few years ago, I'm starting to wonder exactly what kind of fairytales Vince heard as a kid... Honestly, I think it was a warped, yet brilliant piece of continuity. Does anyone else remember that during his feud with Shawn Michaels, Mr. McMahon started his own religion, McMahonism? That story was not from the bible that everyone else knows. That version was from the good book of McMahonism. |
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