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Post by Thunderbolt on Jan 27, 2019 13:34:31 GMT -5
Vince can't have his last match be against that skinny fatass Punk. He needs a proper blaze of glory. He should win tonight's Rumble and then beat that little shit Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania for the greatest Wrestlemania Moment of them all.
Picture it: Vince pointing at the Wrestlemania sign with his ass hanging out. You know you want it.
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Post by Matt on Jan 27, 2019 13:36:28 GMT -5
Would be more interesting than what will actually happen.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jan 27, 2019 13:38:40 GMT -5
Wait wait wait. Why is his ass hanging out?
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Post by Chiral on Jan 27, 2019 13:40:05 GMT -5
Vince can't have his last match be against that skinny fatass Punk. He needs a proper blaze of glory. He should win tonight's Rumble and then beat that little shit Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania for the greatest Wrestlemania Moment of them all. Picture it: Vince pointing at the Wrestlemania sign with his ass hanging out. You know you want it.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 27, 2019 13:40:49 GMT -5
And then win the 2039 rumble. Every twenty years baby
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jan 27, 2019 13:41:23 GMT -5
Wait wait wait. Why is his ass hanging out? Just for you, stud.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 27, 2019 14:00:49 GMT -5
Hello, fellow young people. It's me, Shince NcNahon! That handsome man, Vince McMahon, who I would definitely like to get in a devil's threeway with, should definitely win the Royal Rumble. I'm going to start a Change.org petition like all the people our age do. Dope, fam.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2019 14:02:54 GMT -5
If you're gonna have a Vince gimmick, I call mean street posse gimmick. I'll find two other cool dudes.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 27, 2019 14:08:27 GMT -5
Hello, fellow young people. It's me, Shince NcNahon! That handsome man, Vince McMahon, who I would definitely like to get in a devil's threeway with, should definitely win the Royal Rumble. I'm going to start a Change.org petition like all the people our age do. Dope, fam. I like the way Shince thinks!
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jan 27, 2019 15:10:22 GMT -5
Wait wait wait. Why is his ass hanging out? Just for you, stud. Hey if we're catering this to me specifically then we're getting way more raunchy than that!
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jan 27, 2019 15:21:41 GMT -5
EVEN BETTER IDEA:
VINCE WINS THE MEN'S RUMBLE
STEPH WINS THE WOMEN'S RUMBLE
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 27, 2019 15:47:53 GMT -5
Literally no one named Vince should win this year's Rumble.
Not Vince McMahon. Not Vince Russo. Not "Vince" which was Virgil's name in WCW for a short time. Not Vince Vaughn, Hollywood mega-star. Not Vince Neil, heavy metal singer. Not Vince Gill, country singer. Not Vince Staples the rapper. Not Vince Carter from the NBA. Not Vince Young, former Tennessee Titans quarterback. Not Vince Wilfork, legendary New England Patriot. Not Vince from Road Rules: Islands. Not Vince from the 'No Collar' tribe from Survivor Season 30 U.S. Not the Vince who once was married to one of Toni Braxton's sisters. Not Vince the ShamWow guy. Not Voodoo Vince. Not Vince one of the cars from Cars.
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Post by Legion on Jan 27, 2019 15:48:24 GMT -5
20 years after he last won it and then got screwed out of his WM moment by that idiot Big Show
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Post by Perd on Jan 27, 2019 15:56:15 GMT -5
This is the kind of idea that gets you the presidency of USA Network.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 27, 2019 15:56:31 GMT -5
Considering how bad time has caught up to his face, I don't even want to think about what those cheeks are looking like these days.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jan 27, 2019 16:09:56 GMT -5
Wait, Vince and Punk did have a match? /With this "big surprise" talk, I wonder about the latter, really...
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jan 27, 2019 16:10:49 GMT -5
Literally no one named Vince should win this year's Rumble. Not Vince McMahon. Not Vince Russo. Not "Vince" which was Virgil's name in WCW for a short time. Not Vince Vaughn, Hollywood mega-star. Not Vince Neil, heavy metal singer. Not Vince Gill, country singer. Not Vince Staples the rapper. Not Vince Carter from the NBA. Not Vince Young, former Tennessee Titans quarterback. Not Vince Wilfork, legendary New England Patriot. Not Vince from Road Rules: Islands. Not Vince from the 'No Collar' tribe from Survivor Season 30 U.S. Not the Vince who once was married to one of Toni Braxton's sisters. Not Vince the ShamWow guy. Not Voodoo Vince. Not Vince one of the cars from Cars. This Vince should:
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 27, 2019 16:13:03 GMT -5
Dude.
Not even in joke.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Jan 27, 2019 16:32:17 GMT -5
Hello, fellow young people. It's me, Shince NcNahon! That handsome man, Vince McMahon, who I would definitely like to get in a devil's threeway with, should definitely win the Royal Rumble. I'm going to start a Change.org petition like all the people our age do. Dope, fam. I call shenanigans. There is no way Vince uses "dope" or "fam" correctly.
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Post by Moppy on Jan 27, 2019 17:42:46 GMT -5
Book it. And then in the Wrestlemania 35 main event, fatal 4-way.
Vince McMahon vs Becky Lynch vs Daniel Bryan vs Nicholas.
Somehow John Cena wins.
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