MashUp a Classic WWE Line With An Unrelated Backstage Story

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Colt Cabana: I thought you said you'd pay my legal fees.

CM Punk: DTA you stupid piece of trash, don't ever trust anybody.

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Brian Pillman: What are you going to do with that squeegee?

Sid Vicious: I don't know shit!

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Shawn Michaels: I don't feel like putting over Austin at WrestleMania.

Undertaker *While taping fists*: I like my butt, it's cute.

*Michaels slowly backs away*

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Nailz choked Vince in the same room as Mae Young giving birth to a hand!

Am I doing it right?

[Spider2024]

Austin Aries - "Who's going to manage that Cien guy?"
Zelina Vega - "IT'S ME, AUSTIN!"

[Push R Truth]

Screwdrivers are not only welcomed, they're allowed *stabs HHH*