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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2019 15:27:19 GMT -5
Undertaker moving on to UFC
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Feb 7, 2019 15:32:45 GMT -5
"what f***ing dork would pay this" I think to myself as like 30 convention promoters are probably thinking about how much money they could save by booking Undertaker instead of having electricity.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 7, 2019 16:51:24 GMT -5
The man is a legend but I have no desire to see him in the ring anymore. The only thing that could REMOTELY change my mind is if he went back to BikerTaker and became a “Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino” type character. Just an old bastard that’s pissed at how the current generation is going. That has so much potential that I could almost look past his mobility in the ring cause it would fit the gimmick so much. I would have been totally on board for this like nine years ago. But his matches have been the worst shit for a while now. I don't think any amount of good gimmick is going to make me still want to see him wrestle. I mean, shit, presently he still has what's arguably the greatest gimmick of all time. He doesn't even need to walk quickly, and he still sucks.
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Post by KofiMania on Feb 7, 2019 16:57:25 GMT -5
So can we get an updated thread title since it seems his accounts have never mentioned WWE.
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Post by bmfjules on Feb 7, 2019 19:31:15 GMT -5
I just find it interesting that Undertaker charges the same to sit at a table and sign autographs for an hour as Buff Bagwell charges to live with you a whole week and show you his... stuff.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 7, 2019 19:35:32 GMT -5
Explains why the UK wrestling convention is charging £150 a photo, lot of money they have try and earn to afford him
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 7, 2019 19:38:12 GMT -5
"what f***ing dork would pay this" I think to myself as like 30 convention promoters are probably thinking about how much money they could save by booking Undertaker instead of having electricity. "What a funny joke about convention organization that is just a joke" I think to myself while trying not to remember the dingy-ass con I went to where when I checked by the programming desk before my panel they deadass handed me an empty water pitcher to go fill up my damn self for when I was hosting.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Feb 7, 2019 19:40:34 GMT -5
If I pay $25k for an hour with Da Undatakah, I better at least get to second base with a Druid.
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Post by Dub H on Feb 7, 2019 19:43:20 GMT -5
If I pay $25k for an hour with Da Undatakah, I better at least get to second base with a Druid. And one of the GOOD ones,the ones in the front that carry banners/torchs. None of that middle of the line Druid bullshit.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Feb 7, 2019 19:43:33 GMT -5
Do you think he would take booking to actually be an undertaker? Paul Bearer was an actual funeral director. It wouldn't surprise me if he had ever called up Taker to do it at the request of a family that lost a wrestling fan.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 7, 2019 19:56:54 GMT -5
He is just going to start appearing at Conventions. Thats it. See Mark Callaway at New Jersey Super Wrestling Con, Saturday only. I swear this going to AEW stuff is maddening. They've signed 20 or so wrestlers and ONE was a former WWE guy, Pac. Jericho had been close with them for more then a year, he is not just "Lets sign ex WWE guys." Now if a WWE wrestler doesnt show up to a show, "hE iS gOiNg To AeW!!". People finish up with WWE and go on with their lives. I also don't get what the big deal is if some WWE guys go to AEW. Like who cares? It's wrestling, and these guys are wrestlers and good names. Orton, Ambrose, and Styles can still go and are some of the top guys to some people in wrestling. Usos and Revival are some of the best tag teams. Rusev, Itami and Nakamura are guys people believed are misused and need a change of scenery. Are all these guys going to AEW? Probably not, but I don't get why he speculation gets so much hate. It's help the AEW brand a ton and these guys would all have fresh new mixes of opponents and good deals. But yeah Undertaker isn't gonna be going there, that's just silly. Not even something to speculate.
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Post by Doctor No on Feb 7, 2019 20:03:56 GMT -5
Undertaker moving on to UFC He’d do worse than Punk With his asking price, I wonder if that is complete with extensions/hair hat or do you pay more for extensions/hair hat Taker??
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Feb 7, 2019 20:12:33 GMT -5
he'll probably get booked for some corporate retreats to "inspire" management A shy businessman presenter comes up on stage and is like "uh h-hi guys I'd like to introduce our special guest who's gonna talk about the Q2 financials versus our competitors." *Undertaker makes his normal ass WWE entrance in full gear* *Takes an hour to walk down the aisle* "The financials for the rivals of your company will...rest...in....PEEEAAAACE...." Fixed.
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 7, 2019 20:27:13 GMT -5
I'd rather have the first subject on the Pyramid winner's circle for $25,000 ;-)
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Post by Perd on Feb 7, 2019 20:31:03 GMT -5
More like Advantagetaker.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 7, 2019 20:38:11 GMT -5
Undertaker moving on to UFC He’d do worse than Punk This time, his weird stride out of his corner would be because of his knees being dust, not a conscious decision.
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Post by Rican on Feb 7, 2019 21:55:14 GMT -5
I’m gonna start a go fund me to get him to DJ at my next birthday party while fully in character
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 7, 2019 21:58:41 GMT -5
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Feb 7, 2019 21:59:03 GMT -5
I’m gonna start a go fund me to get him to DJ at my next birthday party while fully in character Which will just lead to him playing this on loop all night: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nAdLtuELWY
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 7, 2019 22:03:18 GMT -5
So, for this much money, does he DO MAGIC?
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