Gimmick Re-Assignment

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In this thread we will take members of the roster and assign entirely new gimmicks to them. I'm talking the type of ridiculousness that only FAN can produce.

Let's begin.



Big Show

1337 90's Computer Haxor





Show starts getting into computers BIG time. Except he only seems to excel with 90's tech. He thinks Myst is the most graphically advanced game he's even seen. He's constantly seen backstage upgrading his PC talking about the latest Voodoo 3DFX cards and SoundBlaster audio. He plans on subverting the authority by hacking into WWF.com (despite being told it doesn't exist), taking control and only giving them access in exchange for title opportunities.

Paul "Zero Cool" White.

Finisher: Crash Override (Still a Chokeslam)









BROman Reigns

Every College Frat Boy stereotype you've ever seen.



Roams WWE wearing only the finest Khaki shorts and pastel colored collared shits (with the collars popped of course) that his parents can afford. Never seen with out his trademark inverted and backwards douchebag golf visor on he's always looking for a party and if not he's going to start one. Always flanked by his cousin's the USO's they repeatedly try to steal the tables in catering claiming they need the food for this "banger" they're throwing at the USO Fraternity. John Cena always turns down their requests to play at their frat house. FloRida does not. 

BROman Reigns

Stable: USO Fraternity
Stable Mates: Jimmy and Jey Uso. Douchetista. Marty Jannetty. 
Finsher: Superman Spiked Punchbowl

[crowley1986]

Stunnah Steve Austin, who now likes martinis, and nights out with his girlies, and his catch phrase, PM me Hun

Jerry The Queen Lawler, who now screeches wieners instead of puppies

[mrbananagrabber]

Fandongo.

You get the idea.

[tenshi]

"The Man" Becky Lynch, now played by Sheamus.

[Prince Petty]

Bayliff - Bayley takes over the Repo Man's old business, repossessing Sasha's rings, Finn's bodypaint, Charlotte's robes etc, and claiming it's all due to unpaid parking tickets at the Performance Center. Her new finisher is the Court Order, which is... whatever move she wants, as approved by a county judge.

[crowley1986]

Umaga and Val Venis new tag team called Randy Savage

[Rudy Gobert Fingers]

Brock Lesnar but he has fat titties

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

I've pitched this before, but you dye Roman's hair bleach blonde until it looks like Dolph's weird noodle head, then you call him Ramen Reigns.

[Push R Truth]

Rusev and Big E form a tag team called the Party Pals. Their wrestling gear is Banana Hammocks and they oil themselves up like Randy Orton and gyrate their way to the ring.

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Feb 21, 2019 15:06:50 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fingers said:

Brock Lesnar but he has fat titties

The Breast Incarnate

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Feb 21, 2019 15:39:33 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Rusev and Big E form a tag team called the Party Pals. Their wrestling gear is Banana Hammocks and they oil themselves up like Randy Orton and gyrate their way to the ring.

This would make my household very happy.

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Natalya "the Anvil" Neidhart

Inspired by her late father, Natalya proclaims that she's tough as iron like her dad and invites people to hit her over the head with hammers, accidentally becoming more like her dad than she intended. Great comedy with a built in concussion PSA.

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Feb 21, 2019 15:39:22 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

I've pitched this before, but you dye Roman's hair bleach blonde until it looks like Dolph's weird noodle head, then you call him Ramen Reigns.

[Paul]

Feb 21, 2019 12:50:14 GMT -5 @sentient said:

In this thread we will take members of the roster and assign entirely new gimmicks to them. I'm talking the type of ridiculousness that only FAN can produce.

Let's begin.



Big Show

1337 90's Computer Haxor





Show starts getting into computers BIG time. Except he only seems to excel with 90's tech. He thinks Myst is the most graphically advanced game he's even seen. He's constantly seen backstage upgrading his PC talking about the latest Voodoo 3DFX cards and SoundBlaster audio. He plans on subverting the authority by hacking into WWF.com (despite being told it doesn't exist), taking control and only giving them access in exchange for title opportunities.

Paul "Zero Cool" White.

Finisher: Crash Override (Still a Chokeslam)

This will only work if you bring in a young Angelina Jolie to be his rival/love interest.

HACK THE PLANET!

[Prince Petty]

Feb 21, 2019 15:39:33 GMT -5 Push R Truth said:

Rusev and Big E form a tag team called the Party Pals. Their wrestling gear is Banana Hammocks and they oil themselves up like Randy Orton and gyrate their way to the ring.

I hate it... but I really want to see it.