No Becky In A Giant Cake Depreciation Thread

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

I deMANd justice.

Stick Becky in a delicious baked tomorrow or I will riot!

[Rican]

I would have bet my life savings that was going to happen. Luckily my life savings is like 200 bucks and some old basketball cards so I’d be alright.

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I'm just disappointed we didn't get a mugshot!

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I sorely wanted to see Charlotte and Ric hamming it up as heels and Becky delivering pastry based humiliations.

[Prince Petty]

No time for that. It's finally Triple H and Batista's opportunity to shine.

[Perd]

 Bake-y Lynch?

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Everyone expected Becky starring in Cake Related Hijinks(coming to food network in 2020) instead we got Old Men beating up Jinder & The Singh’s and then covering them in cake it really is mania season isn’t it?

[Fundertaker]

Feb 26, 2019 1:41:06 GMT -5 Perd said:

 Bake-y Lynch?

Cake-y Lynch

[tenshi]

I like the idea of Becky covered in cake as much as the next guy but... why would she kill Ric now?

[Dub H]

Feb 26, 2019 6:22:19 GMT -5 tenshi said:

I like the idea of Becky covered in cake as much as the next guy but... why would she kill Ric now?

to get to Charlotte and triple H.

She attacked Natalya for less.

[tenshi]

Feb 26, 2019 6:30:31 GMT -5 Dub H said:

Feb 26, 2019 6:22:19 GMT -5 tenshi said:

I like the idea of Becky covered in cake as much as the next guy but... why would she kill Ric now?

to get to Charlotte and triple H.

She attacked Natalya for less.

Bodying Charlotte sounds like a better way to get to her, in my opinion. Then again, Becky can body Charlotte in her sleep so that's not as exciting as it used to.

[Push R Truth]

Make it an ice cream cake and she clubs Charlotte over the head with double scoop wafflecone of Butter Pecan.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Is Becky a US citizen? I don't think you can just be constantly getting arrested while on a work Visa, but I don't know.

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Feb 26, 2019 6:22:19 GMT -5 tenshi said:

I like the idea of Becky covered in cake as much as the next guy but... why would she kill Ric now?

The same reason Batista did its what you do when an elderly man has a birthday party on a wrestling show he must be destroyed its a law in 49 states(sorry tennessee).

[Prince Petty]

I really wish the WWE was savvy enough to have had Becky walk into shot behind Batista and say "Hey! I was gonna do that!"

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

Feb 26, 2019 10:40:56 GMT -5 Prince Petty said:

I really wish the WWE was savvy enough to have had Becky walk into shot behind Batista and say "Hey! I was gonna do that!"

Becky approaching Flair with a kendo stick in hand or something and then Batista spears Flair out of the frame.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Feb 26, 2019 10:40:56 GMT -5 Prince Petty said:

I really wish the WWE was savvy enough to have had Becky walk into shot behind Batista and say "Hey! I was gonna do that!"

Dis guy gets it

[sunnytaker]

Feb 25, 2019 23:25:30 GMT -5 @dax said:

I'm just disappointed we didn't get a mugshot!

maybe they're saving it for charlotte's promo tonight on smackdown "well ronda just vacated the title instead of facing me. and 'the man' is in jail" <show mugshot of a smirking becky> "so I guess that just makes me the RAW women's champ by default WOOOOO!"

doesn't say a word about ric's death at the hands of batista.

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Feb 26, 2019 8:24:52 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

Is Becky a US citizen? I don't think you can just be constantly getting arrested while on a work Visa, but I don't know.

She could always claim to be from Parts Unknown. Using that diplomatic loop hole has always proved to be an effective way to avoid WWE legal matters. Pisses off IRS during tax season too.

[MrElijah]

Feb 26, 2019 10:40:56 GMT -5 Prince Petty said:

I really wish the WWE was savvy enough to have had Becky walk into shot behind Batista and say "Hey! I was gonna do that!"

Sting: Wait a sec, he's betrayed me the most!