Shark
Hank Scorpio
The world's only Samurai Ninja Pirate
Posts: 7,045
|
Post by Shark on Feb 26, 2019 20:44:35 GMT -5
who would've ever guessed that Honky's limo driver got into the Hall of Fame before him? Indeed. His driver, his manager, his sidekick, and his woman all got in before him. Who was his woman?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 20:44:47 GMT -5
Carmella's really just been playing R-Truth the whole time. She's only pretending to be his friend because she made a bet with Naomi that she could make R-Truth the most popular boy in WWE.
|
|
|
Post by MrElijah on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:03 GMT -5
And now the worst US Champion in belt history. And there were a lot of stinkers. Worst than David Flair?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:07 GMT -5
Alright, I have to address the elephant in the room. WHO THE HELL DRESSED REY? I would suggest his mother, but that's too easy a joke. He clearly wants to combine his 1990s WCW attire with some of the stuff that he got to wear in Mexico in the past few years, but it's not a good mix.
|
|
|
Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:07 GMT -5
Indeed. His driver, his manager, his sidekick, and his woman all got in before him. Who was his woman? Road Dogg.
|
|
|
Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:26 GMT -5
Indeed. His driver, his manager, his sidekick, and his woman all got in before him. Who was his woman? Peggy Sue.
|
|
|
Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:37 GMT -5
This match isn't official until Alexa Bliss says it is. She's the general manager in my heart. And also of my heart. <3
|
|
|
Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:41 GMT -5
Alright, I have to address the elephant in the room. WHO THE HELL DRESSED REY? I would suggest his mother, but that's too easy a joke. He clearly wants to combine his 1990s WCW attire with some of the stuff that he got to wear in Mexico in the past few years, but it's not a good mix. The color scheme could work, but the mask hair looks atrocious.
|
|
|
Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:45 GMT -5
Alright, I have to address the elephant in the room. WHO THE HELL DRESSED REY?
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:48 GMT -5
A match everyone is dying to see in 2019 - R-Truth vs Rey Mysterio. Could be worse, could've been Pretty Ricky... Yeah, I remember that shit. Watching Pretty Ricky live is almost like going on a tour of duty.
|
|
Celexa Bliss
Patti Mayonnaise
Posts: 31,606
Member is Online
|
Post by Celexa Bliss on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:52 GMT -5
That moment when your mother is in the room and can't explain the random dancing and guys shoving each other for a match with Lil' John wannabe...
|
|
|
Post by Macho Pichu on Feb 26, 2019 20:45:54 GMT -5
This match is like a minute in and itβs already moving. I want to seee these 3 get proper time at Fastlane, then the Andrade/Mysterio singles for the title at Mania.
|
|
ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
Posts: 24,733
|
Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 26, 2019 20:46:05 GMT -5
I wish all of Reyβs clothes were labeled. PANTS GLOVES BOOTS MASK This is Virgil Abloh's approval face
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 20:46:15 GMT -5
This match isn't official until Alexa Bliss says it is. She's the general manager in my heart. And also of my heart. <3 Less McMahons, more Alexa. Don't @ me unless you agree!
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 20:46:50 GMT -5
Watching Zelina's reactions is almost as fun as watching Andrade wrestle. She is proof managers still matter.
|
|
|
Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 26, 2019 20:46:52 GMT -5
As much as Rey's fashion sense is bugging me, he really has de-aged 10 years. That Doomsday Rana was sweet.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 20:47:14 GMT -5
Andrade with the Turbo Teabag in the corner
|
|
Peeetah
Hank Scorpio
BANG
Posts: 5,417
|
Post by Peeetah on Feb 26, 2019 20:47:32 GMT -5
A match everyone is dying to see in 2019 - R-Truth vs Rey Mysterio. Could be worse, could've been Pretty Ricky... Yeah, I remember that shit. Crazy that WWE did an Uncle Tom gimmick in the 2000's.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2019 20:47:44 GMT -5
I'll have either Andrade or Rey take the belt, so there's an actual stake to their feud, and R-Truth can go back to the poker table where he belongs.
Everybody wins.
|
|
Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
Posts: 244,181
|
Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 26, 2019 20:47:47 GMT -5
LMFAO TRUTH APEING CENA'S SPOTS
|
|