Are Wendy’s To Blame?(A Think Piece)
Feb 28, 2019 1:23:32 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2019 1:23:32 GMT -5
(Before we start for full disclosure in an act of 100% transparency I’m letting you know that I had a couple sips of a Lime Rickey about 6 weeks ago it will not impair me during this post.)
With the recent uptick of assaults on octogenarians in WWE I’ve been racking my brain for answers as to why these incidents happen and on the surface level it looks like it would just be because beating up the elderly is fun and will get a pop and I’m not here to dispute that but I believe there’s a bigger reason as to why that since christmas day 2018 WWE has seen a 200% increase in violence toward septuagenarians and there’s only one common factor in these beatdowns and that is Wendy’s.Below I will provide my reasons as to why I’ve come to this conclusion.
1)Allen Styles was WWE champion and was riding high then things started to go downhill after his wife Wendy decided she wanted to be a big TV star and her lust for a Samoan Man named Joe reached unhealthy levels during Allen’s 8 year long feud with Joe during the summer and fall of 2018.Allen became a crazy man and soon lost his wwe title and brazenly attacked his elderly boss in their 1st onscreen interaction in his nearly 3 years with the company its not far fetched to conclude that if Allen’s wife was named Sally,Ginger,Bertha,Monique,Mary or any other name other than Wendy this would not have happened.
2)Ric Flair doesn’t show up to his pretend birthday party because he was too busy being savagely beaten by his good friend David Batista and who’s to blame Ric’s not quite wife who’s name is you guessed it Wendy.Ric has shown for many many many many many decades that he makes poor decisions so it’s Wendy’s responsibility to make sound decisions for him and its well known that old codgers shouldn’t be out at 11pm especially on a poorly rated 3 hour sports entertainment television show he should be home in bed or at the very least watching Matlock on the Hallmark Channel.
3)I knew a Wendy once and she was kind of a jerk.
These examples are undeniable and I believe WWE should enact a No Wendy’s Policy for the safety of everyone involved.
With the recent uptick of assaults on octogenarians in WWE I’ve been racking my brain for answers as to why these incidents happen and on the surface level it looks like it would just be because beating up the elderly is fun and will get a pop and I’m not here to dispute that but I believe there’s a bigger reason as to why that since christmas day 2018 WWE has seen a 200% increase in violence toward septuagenarians and there’s only one common factor in these beatdowns and that is Wendy’s.Below I will provide my reasons as to why I’ve come to this conclusion.
1)Allen Styles was WWE champion and was riding high then things started to go downhill after his wife Wendy decided she wanted to be a big TV star and her lust for a Samoan Man named Joe reached unhealthy levels during Allen’s 8 year long feud with Joe during the summer and fall of 2018.Allen became a crazy man and soon lost his wwe title and brazenly attacked his elderly boss in their 1st onscreen interaction in his nearly 3 years with the company its not far fetched to conclude that if Allen’s wife was named Sally,Ginger,Bertha,Monique,Mary or any other name other than Wendy this would not have happened.
2)Ric Flair doesn’t show up to his pretend birthday party because he was too busy being savagely beaten by his good friend David Batista and who’s to blame Ric’s not quite wife who’s name is you guessed it Wendy.Ric has shown for many many many many many decades that he makes poor decisions so it’s Wendy’s responsibility to make sound decisions for him and its well known that old codgers shouldn’t be out at 11pm especially on a poorly rated 3 hour sports entertainment television show he should be home in bed or at the very least watching Matlock on the Hallmark Channel.
3)I knew a Wendy once and she was kind of a jerk.
These examples are undeniable and I believe WWE should enact a No Wendy’s Policy for the safety of everyone involved.
