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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 5, 2019 21:17:56 GMT -5
So Batista destroys Flair, sorry, Fliehr, last week and HHH comes out talking about memories and being there for his wedding and his son’s funeral and getting all teary eyed..
And Charlotte didn’t even acknowledge it. Not even a mention. Would it have killed them to add in one little comment about her Dad? Y’know, the shocking moment that ended Raw last week?
One mention. I know she’s heel but hell, you’re throwing shoot “real life” shit at us and you can’t even try for realistic?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 21:24:09 GMT -5
Springfield Mystery Spot WWE storytelling: where logic takes a holiday.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 21:26:25 GMT -5
"Dad's ok, he lives what he's writing
He's faced 4 raids and 3 indictments, he's exciting." - Charlotte
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 21:27:10 GMT -5
Charlotte’s segments were fake. But that HHH promo? That was real. There was no characters.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 5, 2019 21:33:20 GMT -5
She couldn’t even be bothered to show up to the party, so I find it well within the realms of plausibility that she simply doesn’t care about his well-being right now in her current state of mind.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Mar 5, 2019 21:36:23 GMT -5
She couldn’t even be bothered to show up to the party, so I find it well within the realms of plausibility that she simply doesn’t care about his well-being right now in her current state of mind. Pretty much this. She's the half-crazed gives no f***s heel Queen of the women's division, who has a...historic...main event at WM looming on the horizon. Priorities. |
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Mar 5, 2019 21:48:05 GMT -5
Charlotte's fine. Ashley Fliehr is devastated.
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Mar 5, 2019 22:06:07 GMT -5
It feeds into my hope that Ric is in on it (hence why Batista didn't let the cameraman in to see the beating, because there wasn't one).
Charlotte isn't bothered because she knows Dad is fine.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 22:07:25 GMT -5
Charlotte tonight:  She was f***ed up y’all. |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Mar 5, 2019 22:10:05 GMT -5
Joke's on her, Ric's leaving all his debts to her.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 22:12:50 GMT -5
Charlotte tonight: She was f***ed up y’all. Yeah, what the hell? Her delivery and general demeanor the last couple nights have been weird. Tired? Sick? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 22:20:15 GMT -5
It feeds into my hope that Ric is in on it (hence why Batista didn't let the cameraman in to see the beating, because there wasn't one). Charlotte isn't bothered because she knows Dad is fine. I hope this happens, solely so that HHH will then beat Flair half to death rendering this whole thing completely nonsensical. |
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 5, 2019 22:26:43 GMT -5
She's fine, amigo  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 22:26:55 GMT -5
It feeds into my hope that Ric is in on it (hence why Batista didn't let the cameraman in to see the beating, because there wasn't one). Charlotte isn't bothered because she knows Dad is fine. I hope this happens, solely so that HHH will then beat Flair half to death rendering this whole thing completely nonsensical. I legitimately wouldn’t be surprised if the crowd ended up forcing Batista and HHH to switch roles. I just can’t see HHH getting cheered. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2019 22:48:40 GMT -5
I hope this happens, solely so that HHH will then beat Flair half to death rendering this whole thing completely nonsensical. I legitimately wouldn’t be surprised if the crowd ended up forcing Batista and HHH to switch roles. I just can’t see HHH getting cheered. Douchetista getting cheered over HHH would be hilarious. |
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Mar 5, 2019 23:35:32 GMT -5
I hope this happens, solely so that HHH will then beat Flair half to death rendering this whole thing completely nonsensical. I legitimately wouldn’t be surprised if the crowd ended up forcing Batista and HHH to switch roles. I just can’t see HHH getting cheered. I'm always ready to cheer Basketballs Batista! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2019 10:01:58 GMT -5
She couldn’t even be bothered to show up to the party, so I find it well within the realms of plausibility that she simply doesn’t care about his well-being right now in her current state of mind. Pretty much this. She's the half-crazed gives no f***s heel Queen of the women's division, who has a...historic...main event at WM looming on the horizon. Priorities. She was main eventing a houseshow that night the company wouldn’t even give her the night off to attend her father’s fake birthday party. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2019 10:29:29 GMT -5
she's still upset he didn't go to her basketball games
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on Mar 6, 2019 15:24:30 GMT -5
Joke's on her, Ric's leaving all his debts to her. Haha she's getting the Al Bundy/Kelly Bundy treatment "IM GONNA LEAVE YOU IN THE WILL!!! Lol you'll owe millions!" |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 6, 2019 16:03:01 GMT -5
She's fine, amigo I was about to say, lmao. She spent the weekend banging it out with bae in Mexico, I’d be smiling when I come into work too |
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