Alpha-1 Wrestling "Watch the Throne VI"

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Alpha-1 Wrestling “Watch the Throne VI”
March 10th, 2019
From the Knights of Columbus Community Centre in Hamilton, Ontario

For the NWA National Championship
Josh Alexander vs. Willie Mack (champion)
This was an okay match but it never really hit the stride that I know both guys are capable of.
Winner: Willie Mack
After the match Ethan Page comes out to announce that he has resigned with Impact Wrestling and that Josh Alexander has also signed a contract with Impact Wrestling. They give away one hundred tickets to an Impact TV taping that’s happening in Toronto at the end of April.

Steve Brown vs. Manders(?)
This was a f***ing terrible squash. “Manders” (whoever he is) screamed Indy journeyman jobber.
Winner: Steve Brown

6-Way Elimination Match for the Outer Limits Championship
Mark Wheeler vs. Hornswoggle vs. Ricky Shane Page vs. Danny Adams vs. EZE vs. Justin Sane (champion)
This was entertaining when Hornswoggle and/or Ricky Shane Page were in the ring but the rest was “meh”. I’ve really come to find Ricky Shane Page enjoyable just because he seems like a cool guy. And as long as he’s not in one-on-one “wrestling” matches. And Hornswoggle hit a Belly to Back Suplex on someone. I think it was Mark Wheeler.
Winner: Justin Sane

Gregory Iron & some guy vs. Punk Rock Pussycats vs. Lotus vs. Savage Society
This had moments of decent and moments of terrible. Alley Cat (one of the girls in the Punk Rock Pussycats) was absolutely horrendous in the ring. But I’ll give the two girls (the other being Jody Fleisch) credit for hanging in there and not taking any less punishment from the guys than they were giving one another.
Winners: Lotus
Afterwards Gregory Irons partner (I can’t find his name) turned on him.

For the Zero Gravity Championship
Brett Michael David vs. Kody Lane vs. Cheech (champion)
I don’t even remember this match happening other than that Brett Michael Davids family was siting in front of us and were into it.
Winner: Brett Michael David (new Zero Gravity Champion)

(Intermission)

MJF vs. Trey Miguel
This match never really happened. MJF just riled the crowd up and kept going outside the ring. One drunken hick almost did get into the ring to fight him. There was a bit of action but it was more of a segment than a match.
Winner: Trey Miguel via disqualification
Afterwards, Ethan Page (who MJF injured at the last show) comes out and goes after MJF. They brawl back and forth and the lockeroom empties to break them up. In the end a Dog Collar match between the two is made for the next show.

Best 2-out-of-3 Falls Match for the Alpha-1 Tag Team Championships
If Western Med Connection Lose They’re Gone from Alpha-1 Wrestling
Western Med Connection vs. Space Pirates (champions)
This had to be the shortest 2 out of 3 falls match ever. It may as well not have been. The final moments were pretty good.
Winners: Space Pirates (2 Falls to 1)
Afterwards Science Guy Jim Nye of the Western Med Connection announces that this was his last match.

4-Way Elimination Match For Alpha Male Championship
Chris Dickinson vs. Josh Briggs vs. Scott Steiner vs. Kobe Durst (champion)
I was really disappointed by this match. Watching Scott Steiner was tough. He can’t really move to quick anymore and the look on his face was just “f*** this, pay me”. Josh Briggs went out really quickly and Chris Dickinson wasn’t as savage as the other time I saw him. It was funny to see little Kobe Durst in there against three guys with bigger legs than him.
Winner: Kobe Durst
The announcer is about to announce Kobe’s challenger for the next show but Chris Dickinson wants the match because he’s now tied one-to-one in matches with him. So the announcer makes it a three-way dance between Kobe Durst, Chris Dickenson and BRIAN CAGE!
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I was really disappointed by this show. There was too much comedy wrestling, too many non-wrestling segments setting up other storylines and there just wasn’t that spark that Alpha-1s shows usually have. Funnily enough the only other time I've left an Alpha-1 show indifferent or disappointed was Watch the Throne V. Plus the venue was way oversold and I ended up sitting on half my chair and a quarter of my sons chair. And there was a fan blowing cold air on me the entire show, and it was f***ing cold outside. I won’t let that deter me from Alpha-1 though. MJF was really good tonight, even though he didn't really wrestle. I'm really starting to love that guy. And Hornswoggle was pretty awesome.