Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 12, 2019 14:00:16 GMT -5
If James Ellsworth was still here, certainly he. Or Mike Kannelis.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Mar 12, 2019 14:10:24 GMT -5
I know it's been the same two people said over and over, but seriously, No Way Jose is an absolute disaster of a man. Dude comes out partying, gets his f***ing ass beat for partying too much, then goes back to partying while drowning in his own medical bills. He's such a bum that the only people he can find to party with are these absolute freaks that look like a deleted scene from Get Out. Even they probably don't want to party with him anymore. This dude gets his hair braided and dyed green and gets stomped in to the ground so hard that he's probably gotta re-do the dye job already.
In closing, No Way Jose is a herb.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 12, 2019 14:11:28 GMT -5
I know it's been the same two people said over and over, but seriously, No Way Jose is an absolute disaster of a man. Dude comes out partying, gets his f***ing ass beat for partying too much, then goes back to partying while drowning in his own medical bills. He's such a bum that the only people he can find to party with are these absolute freaks that look like a deleted scene from Get Out. Even they probably don't want to party with him anymore. This dude gets his hair braided and dyed green and gets stomped in to the ground so hard that he's probably gotta re-do the dye job already. In closing, No Way Jose is a herb. He parties with Adam Rose's sloppy seconds. No Way Jose wins this.
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Post by darbus alan on Mar 12, 2019 14:15:16 GMT -5
100% Corbin.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 12, 2019 14:18:39 GMT -5
I know it's been the same two people said over and over, but seriously, No Way Jose is an absolute disaster of a man. Dude comes out partying, gets his f***ing ass beat for partying too much, then goes back to partying while drowning in his own medical bills. He's such a bum that the only people he can find to party with are these absolute freaks that look like a deleted scene from Get Out. Even they probably don't want to party with him anymore. This dude gets his hair braided and dyed green and gets stomped in to the ground so hard that he's probably gotta re-do the dye job already. In closing, No Way Jose is a herb. He parties with Adam Rose's sloppy seconds. No Way Jose wins this. I want this to be revealed to be some sort of curse. Like, eventually, some random performance center dude (please not Bugenhagen. Anybody but Bugenhagen.) suddenly has uncontrollable urges to party, and creepy randos suddenly flock to him, and somewhere in the back of his eyes, you can see the recognition that he's no longer in control of his own body, but that of the lame-ass party imp that previously occupied the bodies of Ray Leppan and Levis Valenzuela.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 12, 2019 14:20:49 GMT -5
He parties with Adam Rose's sloppy seconds. No Way Jose wins this. I want this to be revealed to be some sort of curse. Like, eventually, some random performance center dude (please not Bugenhagen. Anybody but Bugenhagen.) suddenly has uncontrollable urges to party, and creepy randos suddenly flock to him, and somewhere in the back of his eyes, you can see the recognition that he's no longer in control of his own body, but that of the lame-ass party imp that previously occupied the bodies of Ray Leppan and Levis Valenzuela. Some new party character come out at some pointdebuts down the road, and the Rosebuds/Conga Line start to follow him and he just shouts "NO! NO! I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER TWO GUYS!" Or they start following a very confused Bray Wyatt.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 12, 2019 14:23:52 GMT -5
I want this to be revealed to be some sort of curse. Like, eventually, some random performance center dude (please not Bugenhagen. Anybody but Bugenhagen.) suddenly has uncontrollable urges to party, and creepy randos suddenly flock to him, and somewhere in the back of his eyes, you can see the recognition that he's no longer in control of his own body, but that of the lame-ass party imp that previously occupied the bodies of Ray Leppan and Levis Valenzuela. Some new party character come out at some pointdebuts down the road, and the Rosebuds/Conga Line start to follow him and he just shouts "NO! NO! I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER TWO GUYS!" Or they start following a very confused Bray Wyatt. Even better, some guy that only gets jobber duty in NXT gets waxed again, only for the creepy party randos to suddenly come out and carry him off on their shoulders, while he's screaming "NO! NOT LIKE THIS! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!"
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Mar 12, 2019 14:43:25 GMT -5
Otunga
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 14:48:43 GMT -5
Don't matter the dance. Don't matter the hair. Don't matter if he looks like Carlito's cousin Tarlito. Don't matter if he looks like he's trying to be the baddest bitch in the club.
It's always No Way Jose.
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kidkamikaze10
Dennis Stamp
Trying to think of a new avatar
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Post by kidkamikaze10 on Mar 12, 2019 14:48:55 GMT -5
Regular - Corbin Rarely shows up - No Way Jose Commentator/panelist - Sam Roberts.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 14:50:49 GMT -5
Corbin might be outshining him right now, but the answer for me is always Ziggler.
Ziggler is like the Lenny Lane of WWE to me, who couldn't figure out if he wanted to be Lex Luger or Chris Jericho just like Ziggler can't figure out if he's Shawn Michaels, Curt Hennig or Billy Gunn and stays at the same place on the card despite all his numerous "I'm really serious this time" reboots.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 12, 2019 14:57:56 GMT -5
Lars "I'll show up eventually" Sullivan.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Mar 12, 2019 15:03:27 GMT -5
Don't matter the dance. Don't matter the hair. Don't matter if he looks like Carlito's cousin Tarlito. Don't matter if he looks like he's trying to be the baddest bitch in the club. It's always No Way Jose. The fact that he's still trying to have a beard with that hair re-enforces his herb status. Like, in no universe does that even vaguely match. You don't get GREEN BRAIDS if you're not willing to commit to them. f***ing f***er.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 15:05:03 GMT -5
Don't matter the dance. Don't matter the hair. Don't matter if he looks like Carlito's cousin Tarlito. Don't matter if he looks like he's trying to be the baddest bitch in the club. It's always No Way Jose. The fact that he's still trying to have a beard with that hair re-enforces his herb status. Like, in no universe does that even vaguely match. You don't get GREEN BRAIDS if you're not willing to commit to them. f***ing f***er. RIGHT!!! Who does this guy think he is lmao. Yeah he stands out but at what cost? If you wanna go full Eddy Gordo then go full Eddy Gordo. Dude looks like a CAW.
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rrg251
Don Corleone
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Post by rrg251 on Mar 12, 2019 15:48:01 GMT -5
Don't matter the dance. Don't matter the hair. Don't matter if he looks like Carlito's cousin Tarlito. Don't matter if he looks like he's trying to be the baddest bitch in the club. It's always No Way Jose. Herb in more ways than one.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 15:49:20 GMT -5
It’s got to be Zack Ryder. That dude is bitch made. Hardly ever shows up on tv and when he does he’s a chump. He complains sometimes on twitter and when he does he’s a chump. He’s a mark for the WWE or he would have left a long time ago, he’s a chump.
Probably a great guy in real life, but damn is he pushover.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 12, 2019 16:05:55 GMT -5
Don't matter the dance. Don't matter the hair. Don't matter if he looks like Carlito's cousin Tarlito. Don't matter if he looks like he's trying to be the baddest bitch in the club. It's always No Way Jose. The fact that he's still trying to have a beard with that hair re-enforces his herb status. Like, in no universe does that even vaguely match. You don't get GREEN BRAIDS if you're not willing to commit to them. f***ing f***er. I don't know. The shit I would have tried to get away with if my father wouldn't travel halfway across the world to ruin my shit if he caught wind of it...
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Post by sunnytaker on Mar 12, 2019 16:10:30 GMT -5
Corbin- he's like the Dr. Evil of heels (apologies to Dr. Evil)
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 12, 2019 16:13:38 GMT -5
It says a lot about Curt Hawkins that he can literally be on a 69-match TV losing streak (nice?) and not be among the first five or so names mentioned as biggest loser on the roster. Either anonymity or respect for his hustle.
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Mar 12, 2019 16:34:00 GMT -5
I'm not Herb.
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