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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 12, 2019 17:27:08 GMT -5
Lars "I'll show up eventually" Sullivan. I'm starting to think Lars is being trained by Brakus
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Mar 12, 2019 17:27:34 GMT -5
Corbin basically makes everyone associated with him a herb.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 17:38:40 GMT -5
Rosemary to WWE?
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 12, 2019 17:40:25 GMT -5
I don't know what that means. Matt Riddle? A loser. A geek. A jabroni. A ham n' egger. A mook. Herb is basically slang for all of the above. Is he a guy who thinks he's fly? Also known as a buster?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 17:54:18 GMT -5
Lars "I'll show up eventually" Sullivan. This is my answer. For all the answers given on booking, that's your prerogative and i see it, but posting "genetically superior" rhetoric while mocking people with anxiety issues only to crumble up and run away due to anxiety is something you'd see coming in a 90s teen romcom about the big bully (what IS kevin smith up to?). Lars is an herb that the combined brains of Matt Riddle and Leon Kennedy couldn't find a use for.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 12, 2019 18:21:15 GMT -5
Some new party character come out at some pointdebuts down the road, and the Rosebuds/Conga Line start to follow him and he just shouts "NO! NO! I SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER TWO GUYS!" Or they start following a very confused Bray Wyatt. Even better, some guy that only gets jobber duty in NXT gets waxed again, only for the creepy party randos to suddenly come out and carry him off on their shoulders, while he's screaming "NO! NOT LIKE THIS! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!" Now I want it to be Manny. "I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!"
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Mar 12, 2019 18:26:53 GMT -5
No Way Jose is a herbivore that drinks herbalife protein shakes, listens only to Herbie Hancock records, has a Herbie the Lovebug shrine, dedicates his dreads to Herb Dean, buys Sherbet and "x's" out the "S", went dressed up as the 7 Herbs and spices found in KCF chicken for Holloween, when he told his mom he was gonna be a wrestler she said, "Who you supposed to be, Hunter Herb Helmsley?".
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 12, 2019 18:33:13 GMT -5
I know it's been the same two people said over and over, but seriously, No Way Jose is an absolute disaster of a man. Dude comes out partying, gets his f***ing ass beat for partying too much, then goes back to partying while drowning in his own medical bills. He's such a bum that the only people he can find to party with are these absolute freaks that look like a deleted scene from Get Out. Even they probably don't want to party with him anymore. This dude gets his hair braided and dyed green and gets stomped in to the ground so hard that he's probably gotta re-do the dye job already. In closing, No Way Jose is a herb. I absolutely cannot explain why, but I kinda like Jose. Still really can't dispute this.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Mar 12, 2019 18:56:21 GMT -5
The fact that he's still trying to have a beard with that hair re-enforces his herb status. Like, in no universe does that even vaguely match. You don't get GREEN BRAIDS if you're not willing to commit to them. f***ing f***er. RIGHT!!! Who does this guy think he is lmao. Yeah he stands out but at what cost? If you wanna go full Eddy Gordo then go full Eddy Gordo. Dude looks like a CAW. If you're not prepared to complete your look then don't f***ing do it. This is important to me as a girl who likes fashion and has OCD.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 19:00:21 GMT -5
RIGHT!!! Who does this guy think he is lmao. Yeah he stands out but at what cost? If you wanna go full Eddy Gordo then go full Eddy Gordo. Dude looks like a CAW. If you're not prepared to complete your look then don't f***ing do it. This is important to me as a girl who likes fashion and has OCD. I wanna know who he thought he was impressing with that look. Ah well, social media let him know what's up.
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 12, 2019 20:27:49 GMT -5
I can't harp too badly on Jose, because he was an nL Universe Champion. Granted, his title defenses were still pretty bad then, but still...
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Post by Instant Classic on Mar 12, 2019 21:43:24 GMT -5
I don't know what that means. Matt Riddle? Hilarious!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Mar 13, 2019 1:22:09 GMT -5
I would say Corbin but his mannerisms crack me up so I have a soft spot for the guy. On the other hand, Dolph epitomizes the phrase "that guy still wrestles?" Does he? Has he shown up at all since the Rumble?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 13, 2019 1:57:49 GMT -5
I can't decided if Herb is new, hip slang and I'm old or OP is referring to Herb from the Burger King ads which still makes me old.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Mar 13, 2019 2:01:38 GMT -5
Honestly, he’s a guy whose least likely to be a herb. Dude’s being paid right now to be an occasional panelist and do commentary AND still works as a lawyer on the side with a Harvard degree. He’s living the Dream considering he was a dud as a wrestler and commentator.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Mar 13, 2019 4:14:30 GMT -5
I can't decided if Herb is new, hip slang and I'm old or OP is referring to Herb from the Burger King ads which still makes me old. Herb has been around as slang for a good min
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 13, 2019 12:52:23 GMT -5
Corbin became the biggest loser in the company so gradually I barely noticed.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 13, 2019 13:24:11 GMT -5
I know it's been the same two people said over and over, but seriously, No Way Jose is an absolute disaster of a man. Dude comes out partying, gets his f***ing ass beat for partying too much, then goes back to partying while drowning in his own medical bills. He's such a bum that the only people he can find to party with are these absolute freaks that look like a deleted scene from Get Out. Even they probably don't want to party with him anymore. This dude gets his hair braided and dyed green and gets stomped in to the ground so hard that he's probably gotta re-do the dye job already. In closing, No Way Jose is a herb. I absolutely cannot explain why, but I kinda like Jose. Still really can't dispute this. He's not my problem, his booking is. Competently booked he's a fun lower-mid card act with a catchy song, and some suprising intensity under the fun persona.
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