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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Mar 12, 2019 23:19:51 GMT -5
When I clicked on the thread I was thinking "Oh it can't be that bad." And I was right. It was WORSE.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Mar 12, 2019 23:23:47 GMT -5
He looke like a superhero in a softcore porn.
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Post by Toxik916 on Mar 13, 2019 0:09:01 GMT -5
This was worse than Ultimate Warrior's flesh colored singlet. Man I feel bad for laughing at Rey tonight.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Mar 13, 2019 1:22:49 GMT -5
Didn't see it, what'd he wear this time? Seriously Rey, WHAT THE F***S WAS YA THINKIN WITH THAT OUTFIT? Lookin like ya wanna wear someone else's skin as wrestling gear...crap, I think I just figured out Rey's WM outfit
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Mar 13, 2019 1:34:20 GMT -5
Corey Graves stifling laughter as he mocked it was the best part of the match.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Mar 13, 2019 1:59:50 GMT -5
The only one who gets to wear a thong as part of their attire, Rey, is Asuka, and that’s because she makes it work, and she only makes it work because the rest of her attire is such an eclectic mix of “what the hell” that the thong is basically a, “Sure, why not?” part of it.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 13, 2019 2:47:46 GMT -5
He looke like a superhero in a softcore porn. Dawn of Just-Ass, starring Rey Mysterio and Misty Mundae.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 13, 2019 2:56:22 GMT -5
Words cannot do justice how wretched that attire is.
All of Rey's gear has been ass since he ditched the baggy pants.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Mar 13, 2019 3:06:25 GMT -5
Rey Mideonsterio?
Please tell me the mask says "MASK" on it, like the one from a while back. It'd be the perfect cherry to top off this WTF sundae.
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Post by bearned on Mar 13, 2019 3:32:31 GMT -5
That is easily one of the worst wrestling attires I have ever seen. Like I can see Rey commissioning it and thinking it might look good, then opening the bag at SmackDown and realising it’s actually horrific but it’s too late to do anything about it.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Mar 13, 2019 3:54:36 GMT -5
Just when I think "naw he can't do worse than that..."
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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 13, 2019 4:01:25 GMT -5
I ran tp my computer in expectation of this thread.
I shouldn't have expected better from a man that glued horns on his head of had a ? smack dab on his bidness area. Oh, the face scribblies.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Mar 13, 2019 4:14:54 GMT -5
I thought Goldust had quit wearing fetish attires like that.
BTW, is it me or has Rey's body gone downhill since he came back at the Rumble looking better than he had in years?
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Post by Germansuplex on Mar 13, 2019 4:30:19 GMT -5
Borat approves.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2019 4:46:31 GMT -5
I thought Goldust had quit wearing fetish attires like that. BTW, is it me or has Rey's body gone downhill since he came back at the Rumble looking better than he had in years? It’s just the weird cut of the top he sometimes wears. When he goes shirtless he still looks great.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 13, 2019 5:22:19 GMT -5
Rey's secretly been skinning dudes for years, Buffalo Bill-style, to make that outfit.
"Booyaka, Booyaka, it rubs the lotion on its skin..."
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 13, 2019 5:38:56 GMT -5
It was so bad Corey Graves just shit all over it and said it looked like exactly what everyone was thinking. I don't know how Rey thought that looked good.
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Post by abjordans on Mar 13, 2019 5:47:37 GMT -5
I did not see Rey on Smackdown and came into this thread expecting to see gear I actually thought was pretty dope like normal with him.
Nope, that shit is awful.
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Post by chronocross on Mar 13, 2019 6:27:41 GMT -5
I think this takes the crown of worst attire over Shawn's doodoo brown tights from Survivor Series 2002.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 13, 2019 7:50:24 GMT -5
It has to be the worst ever if not just 2nd behind Giant Gonzalez. The colour is terrible. Then you have the weird clash with the bright green. Then you have the weird upper body part. Then you have the thong part. Not even a "normal" trunks contrast thing like Lawler or something. A f***ing thong. It's just ridiculous. He must have lost a bet.
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