jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Mar 13, 2019 7:58:13 GMT -5
What takes the cake on this travesty is the fact the fake thong didn't even cover the whole area a thong would. His taint wasn't "thong'd"
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 13, 2019 8:06:22 GMT -5
Was it supposed to be an Astro Boy thing? If so, why the green?
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Post by cassonova on Mar 13, 2019 8:20:49 GMT -5
The girlfriend and I talked about Rey's outfit and I brought this up. She was not familiar with Well Dunn. I apologized, told her I loved her, and showed her this picture. Long story short, I'm glad someone thought of it too. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2019 8:26:00 GMT -5
Words cannot do justice how wretched that attire is. All of Rey's gear has been ass since he ditched the baggy pants. I disagree. His tights are much better than his baggy pants.... with this being the exception... |
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Mar 13, 2019 8:31:36 GMT -5
Didn't see it, what'd he wear this time? My sides hurt |
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Mar 13, 2019 8:49:16 GMT -5
My thoughts on this attire  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2019 9:04:16 GMT -5
I am going to have to customize an action figure of it. It was just that gloriously hilarious. It made me laugh out loud with every new camera angle.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 13, 2019 9:08:43 GMT -5
Too bad his thong isn't clearly labeled like his mask is.
THONG
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 13, 2019 9:43:40 GMT -5
I love Asuka, but maybe WWE should stop her from making Mysterio's ring gear.   That being said, Mysterio has had some weird fashion before: .jpg) |
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 13, 2019 10:17:23 GMT -5
He looke like a superhero in a softcore porn. Rey is the new Choda Boy, confirmed. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2019 10:33:07 GMT -5
the midlife crisis tattoos aren't helping either
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Post by Prince Petty on Mar 13, 2019 10:38:55 GMT -5
After listening to the My Dad Wrote a Porno podcast, and suffering through the author's obsession with men wearing black thongs, that attire triggered me.
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Mar 13, 2019 14:20:20 GMT -5
Who would have thought that Rey has dumps like a truck, truck, truck?
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 13, 2019 14:26:12 GMT -5
It has to be the worst ever if not just 2nd behind Giant Gonzalez. The colour is terrible. Then you have the weird clash with the bright green. Then you have the weird upper body part. Then you have the thong part. Not even a "normal" trunks contrast thing like Lawler or something. A f***ing thong. It's just ridiculous. He must have lost a bet. I'd say it's worse, Gonzalez's was airbrushed, so it at least looked like someone had put effort into it. Rey's looked horrible and cheap. |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 13, 2019 14:32:24 GMT -5
Rey will always be that dude but I'd be lying if I said his weird ass outfit choices haven't been a highlight of his return, lmao.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 13, 2019 14:36:25 GMT -5
It has to be the worst ever if not just 2nd behind Giant Gonzalez. The colour is terrible. Then you have the weird clash with the bright green. Then you have the weird upper body part. Then you have the thong part. Not even a "normal" trunks contrast thing like Lawler or something. A f***ing thong. It's just ridiculous. He must have lost a bet. I'd say it's worse, Gonzalez's was airbrushed, so it at least looked like someone had put effort into it. Rey's looked horrible and cheap. I'm giving Gonzalez bonus points for the tufts of hair. It's close though! |
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 13, 2019 14:49:44 GMT -5
I'd say it's worse, Gonzalez's was airbrushed, so it at least looked like someone had put effort into it. Rey's looked horrible and cheap. I'm giving Gonzalez bonus points for the tufts of hair. It's close though! Not for the loving attention to detail on the hairy buttcrack? |
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Mar 13, 2019 15:04:12 GMT -5
Ignoring the fleshiness of this attire, I don't understand why he keeps going from tights to the Juvi-style thin singlet with tights.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Mar 13, 2019 16:10:03 GMT -5
I'm glad he doesn't do the bronco buster anymore...Plus his was, extra.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 13, 2019 18:52:15 GMT -5
I'm not sure I've actually liked any of Rey's attire since 1997 or so. Especially the contact lenses, which have always, always made him look like the f***ing antichrist.
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