Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Mar 14, 2019 12:36:01 GMT -5
Vince will forever be to WWE what the MPAA is to Jason Voorhees.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 13:24:01 GMT -5
Survivor is a great template for pro wrestling. Diverse personalities all aiming for the same goal, but with different approaches and motives. Some people are just so damn obnoxious or unethical that they become the heels. A few stand out from the pack as the heroes and babyfaces. Most fall in between on the gray spectrum and that's ok. In reality, faces and heels should be vastly outnumbered by those in the gray, but WWE tries to shoehorn characters into these binary face/heel roles and tell us how we should feel about them instead of just writing good characters and letting us make up our own minds. Vince's approach would work well for the 1970's WWWF where fans will just like whatever you tell them to, but times have changed.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 13:37:55 GMT -5
"I'm taking back MY Title" is pretty stale too. I mean, if you lost it, it's not yours anymore. But almost everyone says it. "..youuuu BITCH."  |
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Post by PTBartman on Mar 14, 2019 13:49:48 GMT -5
Job interview at Titan Towers:
Interviewer: So what's your name?
Applicant: Roderick Toombs
I: Well you can't use your real name, so we'll call you Bobby Bland. What's your gimick?
A: Well I'm of Scottish descent, so I thought I'd come to the ring wearing a kilt and my theme will be played on bagpipes
I: oh your scotch? We'll call you Bobby MacBland, but lose the kilt, too much like a skirt. And nobody likes bagpipes, don't worry we got some generic metal or rap themes we can use. Cut a promo for me.
A: (cuts a brilliant promo about not throwing rocks at a guy carrying a machine gun)
I: No, no, no; try this...your town sucks, your sports teams will...
A: (hits interviewer upside the head with a coconut, then goes to AEW)
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 14, 2019 14:35:18 GMT -5
All three should dress like waiters, not just Corbin. In the 80s at least we would have vignettes of them at TGI Fridays treating the customers badly and stealing other people's tips. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 14, 2019 14:46:09 GMT -5
All three should dress like waiters, not just Corbin. In the 80s at least we would have vignettes of them at TGI Fridays treating the customers badly and stealing other people's tips. Still waiting on my Heenan/Gorilla esque Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman go hunting vignette, with Heyman wearing either a camo suit or his normal suit plus an awful orange vest on top. |
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